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OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 09:33 AM
I think the turkey sammich I had for dinner was tainted.

I'm not feeling to well.
crawfish
4/30/2007, 09:38 AM
It's been five months since thanksgiving, dude. Throw that stuff away!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/30/2007, 09:41 AM
You might even check the bread. It can sometimes go bad.
picasso
4/30/2007, 09:42 AM
I thought you were gonna say your legs are whiter than a Safeway turkey.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 09:44 AM
I thought you were gonna say your legs are whiter than a Safeway turkey.

I was just going to say, last time I saw legs like yours, they were hanging out of a nest.
picasso
4/30/2007, 09:46 AM
I'm not sure what that means but I do know that your legs can't be that white due to the one inch covering of Angoran Mohair.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 09:49 AM
I have the tannest legs of anyone this side of an african american, until to get to my feet.

damn you golf shoes!
OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 09:50 AM
I'm not sure what that means but I do know that your legs can't be that white due to the one inch covering of Angoran Mohair.

hey, what did you do with the chicken?


the one you stole those legs from.
MamaMia
4/30/2007, 09:51 AM
I thought he insulted Ahmet Necdet Sezer. :eek:
OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 09:53 AM
I thought he insulted Ahmet Necdet Sezer. :eek:

nah, we're tight, he's my lawyer.
Fraggle145
4/30/2007, 09:55 AM
hey, what did you do with the chicken?

http://www.jokefile.co.uk/animal_jokes/cows.jpg
KC//CRIMSON
4/30/2007, 10:02 AM
How come every time someone opens a package of processed turkey it smells like anus?
picasso
4/30/2007, 10:12 AM
hey, what did you do with the chicken?


the one you stole those legs from.
my chicken legs helped me score that eagle on #12 ya know. the same one you couldn't find your ball? it's somewhere over there by Ripley. your ball that is.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 10:13 AM
you're spending too much time around anus.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 10:16 AM
my chicken legs helped me score that eagle on #12 ya know. the same one you couldn't find your ball? it's somewhere over there by Ripley. your ball that is.

Oh you mean from a MONTH ago? Let's talk about that sweet flare you belted on #9 last week, the one that you tried to put in the parking lot. Or the nice break that you got on 17 and promptly capitalized on....
picasso
4/30/2007, 10:17 AM
Hairy, your buddy at Lakeside says hi. you know, the cart boy that looks like Edge from U2? he said keep the money for the lessons last night.
picasso
4/30/2007, 10:19 AM
Oh you mean from a MONTH ago? Let's talk about that sweet flare you belted on #9 last week, the one that you tried to put in the parking lot. Or the nice break that you got on 17 and promptly capitalized on....
hey, I saved par on 9 and on 17 I er ummm, well I did finish the hole.:D

and as I told you I did not have my A game. it was my c+ cheat sheet game.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2007, 10:40 AM
'I did not have my 'A' game.'

this is quickly becoming your mantra.
dolemitesooner
4/30/2007, 10:41 AM
yOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS HELPS ME IS TO GET A GOOD FULL GAS OF vaG JUICE
Viking Kitten
4/30/2007, 11:18 AM
yOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS HELPS ME IS TO GET A GOOD FULL GAS OF vaG JUICE

I'm nauseated and laughing my *** off at the same time. It's making me a tad lightheaded.