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Jerk
4/27/2007, 05:37 PM
Why 18 hours?

What happens after 18 hours?
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 05:39 PM
What happens after 18 hours?

They turn into pumpkins.
MamaMia
4/27/2007, 05:44 PM
Why 18 hours?

What happens after 18 hours?
Thats when our husbands start tricking us. :O
soonerboy_odanorth
4/27/2007, 05:45 PM
They turn into pumpkins.

... we wish! :D
StuIsTheMan
4/27/2007, 05:47 PM
Thats when our husbands start tricking us. :O


Yeah I got some ointment I need to apply...:rolleyes:
sanantoniosooner
4/27/2007, 05:50 PM
They are a medical undergarmet.

It helps you cope with a situation not unlike the 4 hour erection.
soonerboomer93
4/27/2007, 05:58 PM
they sag to the knees
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 06:08 PM
It helps you cope with a situation not unlike the 4 hour erection.

There's an English school teacher who can help you with that.
sanantoniosooner
4/27/2007, 06:11 PM
There's an English school teacher who can help you with that.
I already spotted her.
OzarkSooner
4/27/2007, 09:29 PM
After 18 hours....

They must be set free.....

:)
King Crimson
4/27/2007, 09:35 PM
Jane Russell?
OUinFLA
4/27/2007, 09:36 PM
If you cant get it off her in 18 hours, she needs to move on in her life.

or...........you need to.
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2007, 09:37 PM
If you cant get it off her in 18 hours, she needs to move on in her life.

or...........you need to.

God, point taken already!
Jerk
4/27/2007, 09:41 PM
I'm thinking they're spring-loaded, like my rifle magazines. With most guns, you can load a mag and leave it loaded for years and years. But with this bra, you only get 18 friggin hours. The new AR-15 mag springs are made of chrome-silicon. They don't take a "set." So, theoretically, you could load them bad boys up and shoot them 50 years later with no malfunctions. Well, why not use chrome silicon in bras? You could hold em up for 180000 hours and not have to take it off.
Jerk
4/27/2007, 09:42 PM
Wait a minute...

Just pretend that I never posted that.
King Crimson
4/27/2007, 09:48 PM
as a employee of higher education, and thereby someone who spends a lot of time around young women between the ages of 19-23....i can tell you bra technology is serious business.
Jerk
4/27/2007, 09:59 PM
Well...

I'm going to patent a chrome-silicon bra, and I'm going to make a sh** load of money and live on a beach somewhere drinking martinis why the rest of yall slave away at your mundane jobs.

I need several SO women to test the bras, as volunteers.
King Crimson
4/27/2007, 10:00 PM
Well...

I'm going to patent a chrome-silicon bra, and I'm going to make a sh** load of money and live on a beach somewhere drinking martinis why the rest of yall slave away at your mundane jobs.

that's my plan, but my patent is called Viagra Beer.