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1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 10:29 AM
pushed a wet baby out of her vagina last night. A little human girl that weighs 5 pounds 9 ounces, is 18 inches long and has a full head of blonde hair. The newest AirForce brat's name is Masyn Gwin. I blame the father being from California and my cousin's past LSD usage on the spelling. Sadly the kid wil probably be an Ole Miss or a Pepperdine fan.
Boomer.....
4/27/2007, 10:30 AM
What a wonderful description of the process.
slickdawg
4/27/2007, 10:55 AM
I fully expected this to include Vinny.
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 10:59 AM
I think her husband is Italian. Is Caramello an Italian name?
slickdawg
4/27/2007, 11:01 AM
I think her husband is Italian. Is Caramello an Italian name?
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7859/melo2lo8.jpg
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 11:04 AM
out of her vagina
Nice way to think of your cousin. :eek:
The newest AirForce brat's name is Masyn Gwin.
Apparently they don't like the kid very much. :D
TUSooner
4/27/2007, 11:10 AM
pushed a wet baby out of her vagina last night. A little human girl that weighs 5 pounds 9 ounces, is 18 inches long and has a full head of blonde hair. The newest AirForce brat's name is Masyn Gwin. I blame the father being from California and my cousin's past LSD usage on the spelling. Sadly the kid wil probably be an Ole Miss or a Pepperdine fan.
I want $1 for everytime the kid says, "Masyn with a Y" in her lifetime
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 11:14 AM
I want $1 for everytime the kid says, "Masyn with a Y" in her lifetime
You should get another dollar when people think she means "Mayson".
All those small bills will come in handy if/when she becomes a stripper. :D
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 11:14 AM
mdklatt, where else could she have pushed it out of? She dent have a c-section.
;)
mdklatt, where else could she have pushed it out of? She dent have a c-section.
;)
Like Howzit, she could've been an *** baby.
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 11:18 AM
mdklatt, where else could she have pushed it out of? She dent have a c-section.
;)
What's wrong with "had a baby"?
"My [relative]" and "vagina" should never be anywhere in close proximity. :eek:
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 11:25 AM
What's wrong with "had a baby"?
"My [relative]" and "vagina" should never be anywhere in close proximity. :eek:
Why do you hate colorful descriptions?
Her va jay jay is always in close proximity of her. This isn't like JohnnyMack's pocket p***y that he hides in his underwear drawer.
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 11:27 AM
Why do you hate colorful descriptions?
This depends on the eternal question: Is she hawt?
dolemitesooner
4/27/2007, 11:28 AM
Is she hawt...in about 2 weeks she going to want to bone it up
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 11:31 AM
she's very hot.
dolemitesooner
4/27/2007, 12:28 PM
she's very hot.
Thank you baby jesus
MamaMia
4/27/2007, 12:41 PM
Congratulations on getting a new human in your family. :D
Pricetag
4/27/2007, 01:31 PM
I want $1 for everytime the kid says, "Masyn with a Y" in her lifetime
Is gym class the same for girls as it is for guys? If so, I want a dollar for every time someone calls her "Masyn-gill."
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 01:46 PM
Is gym class the same for girls as it is for guys?
It's got to be ten times worse.
I want a dollar for every time somebody thinks she's a boy because Mason is traditionally a male name.
SteelClip49
4/27/2007, 02:11 PM
people these days are just stupid coming up with ridiculous names and ways to spell them or having traditional names and messing up the spelling.
1stTimeCaller, you are just odd.
JohnnyMack
4/27/2007, 02:17 PM
Why do you hate colorful descriptions?
Her va jay jay is always in close proximity of her. This isn't like JohnnyMack's pocket p***y that he hides in his underwear drawer.
I can't hear you. Can you speak up please? Thanks. Hard to hear ever since I hooked "Little Scarlett" up to a car battery.
Chuck Bao
4/27/2007, 02:22 PM
Congrats to the cousin and her whole family and welcome little Masyn Gwin. I think her name is beautiful.
Everyone has opinions about names. I'm thinking about it and I love Gwin, but I also love the name Grace.
Masyn Grace.
It has a nice ring to it.
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 02:29 PM
Masyn Grace.
It has a nice ring to it.
Except for "Masyn" being:
1) missepelled
2) a last name
3) a boy's name when it's used as a first name
4) the name of half of all boys born in Oklahoma from ~1995-1999
5) a total stripper name on a girl
So other than that, yeah. ;)
Is this the first human in your family, 1TC?
GottaHavePride
4/27/2007, 02:39 PM
Congrats to the cousin and her whole family and welcome little Masyn Gwin. I think her name is beautiful.
Everyone has opinions about names. I'm thinking about it and I love Gwin, but I also love the name Grace.
Masyn Grace.
It has a nice ring to it.
So then she'd be a Masyn Grace? No, that' wouldn't get made fun of at all. ;)
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2007, 02:40 PM
Is your cousin black?
So then she'd be a Masyn Grace? No, that' wouldn't get made fun of at all. ;)
She would make a nice addition to the Dixon family.
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2007, 02:44 PM
She would make a nice addition to the Dixon family.
Oh man, she'd be perfect for me!
What I wouldn't give to marry a nice gal with that name!
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 02:59 PM
little Masyn has a cousin named Brooks Dixon.
I don't think she's the first human in our family.
I am weird but I didn't name the kid and I wasn't around for the conception either.
My cousin isn't black.
Here's a picture of her
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/MeandBevin.jpg
dolemitesooner
4/27/2007, 03:00 PM
wE WANT A PICTURE THAT IS NOT FROM A CERAL COMMERICAL CIRCA 1985 DUDE
My GOD she has humongous ears.
jk the sooner fan
4/27/2007, 03:02 PM
I want $1 for everytime the kid says, "Masyn with a Y" in her lifetime
word, if i had a buck for every time i said "jon, with no H"......i'd be a rich bastard
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2007, 03:04 PM
word, if i had a buck for every time i said "jon, with no H"......i'd be a rich bastard
I've got a friend named Jon. I'd sarcastically call him Jonathan for a couple of years until he finally said, "you know my name isn't Jonathan. Jon isn't short for anything it's just Jon."
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 03:06 PM
little Masyn has a cousin named Brooks Dixon.
Is that first and last name, or first and middle name?
Parents: Please don't make your kid's name sound like a law firm.
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2007, 03:08 PM
If I had a kid I'd name him either Preston Lafayette *
or as of late I've become enamored with the name Thatch.
jk the sooner fan
4/27/2007, 03:09 PM
I've got a friend named Jon. I'd sarcastically call him Jonathan for a couple of years until he finally said, "you know my name isn't Jonathan. Jon isn't short for anything it's just Jon."
well, JK2 is a jonathan, but he goes by jon.......im just jon
i thought he decided to go by jon because of dear old dad, but i found out it was really because it was just shorter to write in school
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2007, 03:10 PM
well, JK2 is a jonathan, but he goes by jon.......im just jon
i thought he decided to go by jon because of dear old dad, but i found out it was really because it was just shorter to write in school
Every male born child on my father's side of the family has the middle name Anthony.
My initials then, of course, are FAB because I'm FABulous.
olevetonahill
4/27/2007, 03:15 PM
Every male born child on my father's side of the family has the middle name Anthony.
My initials then, of course, are FAB because I'm FABulous.
Yuo sure your iniatials arnt FOS
You full of **** ?
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 03:19 PM
Is that first and last name, or first and middle name?
Parents: Please don't make your kid's name sound like a law firm.
That's the kid's middle and last name. His name is Derek Brooks Dixon but his parents call him Brooks.
dolemitesooner
4/27/2007, 03:24 PM
i LIKE BIG EARS AND i CAN NOT LIE YOU OTHER BROTHER SCANT DENIE THAT WHEN A GITRL WALKS IN WITH LONG LONG HAIR AND THE DUMBO EARS IN YOUR GRILL YOU GET SPRUNG
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 03:30 PM
i LIKE BIG EARS AND i CAN NOT LIE YOU OTHER BROTHER SCANT DENIE THAT WHEN A GITRL WALKS IN WITH LONG LONG HAIR AND THE DUMBO EARS IN YOUR GRILL YOU GET SPRUNG
uhhhhh Dolio, the little boy with big ears is me. The girl on the left is the one that just gave birth to a mammal.
dolemitesooner
4/27/2007, 03:33 PM
ohh
I dont like big ears and I cant not lie I hate those mother ****ers like the sky and when a guy walks in with those big *** eras I call him queer
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2007, 03:46 PM
Yuo sure your iniatials arnt FOS
You full of **** ?
FOS, heh.
1stTimeCaller
4/27/2007, 03:47 PM
FB
LilSooner
4/27/2007, 05:21 PM
Man three pages and nobody has called her
http://www.kitchen-biodiesel.com/images/balljar.jpg
Fraggle145
4/27/2007, 05:46 PM
If I had a kid I'd name him either Preston Lafayette *
or as of late I've become enamored with the name Thatch.
And they'd probably get their *** kicked.
A lot.
YWIA.
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 05:54 PM
as of late I've become enamored with the name Thatch.
Parents: Please don't name your kids after building materials. Or, really, any object.
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 05:57 PM
And they'd probably get their *** kicked.
A lot.
YWIA.
From babynamemeanings.com:
Preston (male; English): An abbreviated form of "please give me a wedgie"
Vaevictis
4/27/2007, 06:01 PM
And they'd probably get their *** kicked.
A lot.
YWIA.
This would be SicEm's kid we're talking about. It's getting its *** kicked on a regular basis, regardless of name ;)
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 06:03 PM
This would be SicEm's kid we're talking about. It's getting its *** kicked on a regular basis, regardless of name ;)
One the bright side, SicEmSpawn should be able to kick daddy's *** by the age of 6 or 7.
:twinkies:
Vaevictis
4/27/2007, 06:05 PM
One the bright side, SicEmSpawn should be able to kick daddy's *** by the age of 6 or 7.
:twinkies:
I bet SicEm will weep to himself, quietly in the darkness when, at the age of 8, the kid says, "Those slavemongering bastards in the Confederacy got exactly what they deserved!"
Partially because words can hurt, and partially because the kid whupped up on him when SicEm slapped him for saying it ;)
Fraggle145
4/27/2007, 06:06 PM
:D
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