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Jerk
4/26/2007, 08:34 PM
I saw a bumper sticker today on the back of a mini-van driven by Ralph Nader himself which supported the creation of this...idea. I sh*t you not. Ralph f***ing Nader, near Chandler, OK.

Is this where the human shields go to volunteer?

How bout some other cabinet-level Departments:

"Department of Drop Your Rifles and Surrender"

"Department of Please Don't Hurt Us, Imam!"

"Department of "Hey Sheikh, Ya think you can use a sharp blade when yer cuttin' off my head, Pretty Please?"

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olevetonahill
4/26/2007, 08:53 PM
WTF ? are you sayin Bro ?
OCUDad
4/26/2007, 09:09 PM
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MamaMia
4/26/2007, 09:37 PM
I saw Ernest Borgnine in the Deep Fork restaurant by the lake day before yesterday. I didn't speak to him or anything though on account of I'm very shy. :O
olevetonahill
4/26/2007, 09:58 PM
Mom
I was in the Mall the other day and
Elvis and I sang a duet !;)
picasso
4/26/2007, 10:08 PM
I saw Ernest Borgnine in the Deep Fork restaurant by the lake day before yesterday. I didn't speak to him or anything though on account of I'm very shy. :O
were you wearing cotton panties?
Pricetag
4/26/2007, 10:56 PM
We have a department for about everything else. I have no problem with peace and non-violence.
MamaMia
4/27/2007, 05:29 PM
Mom
I was in the Mall the other day and
Elvis and I sang a duet !;)
I did see him. I swear. :(
I know it was him too, because some other people did go up and talk to him, and the waiter told me it was him, so there oleyeoflittlefaith. :P
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 05:38 PM
We have a department for about everything else. I have no problem with peace and non-violence.

Maybe we need a peace and non-violence czar.
mdklatt
4/27/2007, 05:38 PM
I did see him. I swear. :(
I know it was him too, because some other people did go up and talk to him, and the waiter told me it was him, so there oleyeoflittlefaith. :P

Isn't Ernest Borgnine dead?
olevetonahill
4/27/2007, 07:29 PM
I did see him. I swear. :(
I know it was him too, because some other people did go up and talk to him, and the waiter told me it was him, so there oleyeoflittlefaith. :P
Mom I believe you , dont you believe Me ? :eek:
olevetonahill
4/27/2007, 07:35 PM
Isn't Ernest Borgnine dead?
Nope . He turned 90 in January .
MamaMia
4/27/2007, 09:19 PM
Mom I believe you , dont you believe Me ? :eek:Well, was it the real Elvis, as in Presley who was married to Priscilla, because my sighting was of the real Ernest Borgnine? :)