View Full Version : I wanna start like a secret society or something cool
JohnnyMack
4/26/2007, 03:00 PM
Like Skull & Bones or the Illuminati or the Freemasons or something even cooler.
I'll need a secret underground place to hold meetings, and some dark robes and some candles and maybe some really old books.
Any suggestions?
Serious inquiries only please. No threadjacking.
royalfan5
4/26/2007, 03:02 PM
I'd call it the quadrilateral commission if I were you, and the goal should be an automatic bcs bid for C-USA. You could base it the texts of multiple Ray Bradbury books.
I'll need a secret underground place to hold meetings, and some dark robes and some candles and maybe some really old books.
I think Howzit has an old robe sleeve. I don't know if that helps any.
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 03:03 PM
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/sisterhood_pants_cd_cover_front.jpg
King Crimson
4/26/2007, 03:03 PM
knights of the templar!
slickdawg
4/26/2007, 03:04 PM
The Ku Klux Klan? Oh wait, that name is already taken.
How about the Stoopians?
crawfish
4/26/2007, 03:06 PM
NAMBLA wouldn't have you, eh?
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 03:06 PM
NAMBLA wouldn't have you, eh?
they didn't mind hazing him.
JohnnyMack
4/26/2007, 03:06 PM
I have a nice list of names lined up for negspekking already.
Good.
<laughs malevolently>
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/26/2007, 03:09 PM
How about the Nimrodian Spekkers of Neg?
You could be like a bunch of killer bees and attack all would-be invaders in swarms.
And maybe Boarder would make you some t-shirts or something.
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 03:10 PM
How about the Nimrodian Spekkers of Neg?
You could be like a bunch of killer bees and attack all would-be invaders in swarms.
And maybe Boarder would make you some t-shirts or something.
Dean already threatened this society.
slickdawg
4/26/2007, 03:10 PM
Pharting Monkeys of Nomran - that's a winner
JohnnyMack
4/26/2007, 03:12 PM
I'm going to go rent the Manchurian Candidate and take notes. When I get back, I want all you nonconformist retards outta my thread.
1stTimeCaller
4/26/2007, 03:13 PM
Hairy can show you how to do the elephant walk if you're interested in that being a part of your initiation ritual.
OKLA21FAN
4/26/2007, 03:14 PM
you need a killer handshake too
JohnnyMack
4/26/2007, 03:14 PM
People who are not invited to join.
1tc
I'm just kidding, you'll be my 2nd in command. I just can't let them know that. This is secret and all.
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 03:14 PM
Brotherhood of the Traveling Speedos?
Brotherhood of the Traveling Speedos?
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n270/soonerbjorn/04velha.jpg
I think Mjcpr should get an automatic membership for his outstanding GIS skills.
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/26/2007, 03:22 PM
I can't even imagine what's going on in the front...
I can't even imagine what's going on in the front...
There's more where that one came from.....
:D
SicEmBaylor
4/26/2007, 03:23 PM
Like Skull & Bones or the Illuminati or the Freemasons or something even cooler.
I'll need a secret underground place to hold meetings, and some dark robes and some candles and maybe some really old books.
Any suggestions?
Serious inquiries only please. No threadjacking.
I have too. I'm a huge fan of elitism. The only secret society at Baylor is the Noble Noze Brotherhood. :rolleyes:
royalfan5
4/26/2007, 03:25 PM
I have too. I'm a huge fan of elitism. The only secret society at Baylor is the Noble Noze Brotherhood. :rolleyes:
That's because you aren't cool enough to hear about the good ones.
JohnnyMack
4/26/2007, 03:30 PM
I can tell you about a few threadjackin' fools who are going to feel the wrath of my new society here in a minute.
TUSooner
4/26/2007, 03:31 PM
NO NO NO
I think I'll dig my eyes out with a spoon now.
It's not all bad, I think she's got fake hoots.
I can't even imagine what's going on in the front...
Business in the front, party in the back.
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/26/2007, 03:38 PM
And nightmare on the head.
WTH?
King Crimson
4/26/2007, 03:39 PM
I have too. I'm a huge fan of elitism. The only secret society at Baylor is the Noble Noze Brotherhood. :rolleyes:
you are a fan of the elitism that you think you are a part of....Baylor is not a great school, and kids from Fort Gibson, OK are not Yankee blue blooders.
your posturing is pretty weak, IMO. lose the pretense, and get laid.
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 03:41 PM
NSFAnybody (http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7117/image004ww2.jpg)
See, fake.
You know you'd hit it.
OSUAggie
4/26/2007, 03:44 PM
I would. Nice ***, and all.
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/26/2007, 03:45 PM
Nimrodian Spekkers of Neg...UNITE!!!
sooner_born_1960
4/26/2007, 03:52 PM
Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
I think BOB is a good name for a secret society.
royalfan5
4/26/2007, 03:54 PM
I was in a secret society or three in undergrad, but it was just a front for drinking beer and doing stupid ****.
JohnnyMack
4/26/2007, 03:55 PM
I was in a secret society or three in undergrad, but it was just a front for drinking beer and doing stupid ****.
What the hell else would you join a secret society for?
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 03:55 PM
Brotherhood of the Traveling Unitard
C&CDean
4/26/2007, 03:57 PM
What the hell else would you join a secret society for?
To have butt sekks with nubile boys?
slickdawg
4/26/2007, 03:57 PM
Brotherhood In The Central Hills
What the hell else would you join a secret society for?
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6880/cat25yf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
1stTimeCaller
4/26/2007, 03:59 PM
I think they are real and I'd like to know why she doesn't have a belly button.
TIA
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 04:00 PM
I think they are real and I'd like to know why she doesn't have a belly button.
TIA
Obviously she is old enough to be Eve.
C&CDean
4/26/2007, 04:00 PM
I think they are real and I'd like to know why she doesn't have a belly button.
TIA
Her belly button is between her tits. The surgery brought it up.
1stTimeCaller
4/26/2007, 04:12 PM
I was scared that it had moved south
olevetonahill
4/26/2007, 07:06 PM
I wanta Join
We can like run Full page ads and stuff to recruit Members , Oh waite you said secret .
JohnnyMack
4/26/2007, 09:59 PM
I wanta Join
We can like run Full page ads and stuff to recruit Members , Oh waite you said secret .
And when we do start this thread, remind me not to put you in charge of spelling for our ads. If we do run them.
picasso
4/26/2007, 10:10 PM
how about the south oval secret nerd society.
it could be you and Norm.
olevetonahill
4/26/2007, 11:28 PM
And when we do start this thread, remind me not to put you in charge of spelling for our ads. If we do run them.
Dayum
I already called My sister . :(
JohnnyMack
4/30/2007, 09:40 PM
Thanks to everyone for their attendance at our first meeting.
A few notes:
sas, in the future can you please stop making fart noises and asking if we can go for custard during the meeting? Thanks.
1tc, please take better notes next time. All I have on the transcript you were supposed to be writing is "I loove Howzit" and "Jack INgram is my hero" and some drawings of what I think are clams, or something.
Olevet, if you're going to sleep in the meetings, at least try not to snore. Get a breathe right strip of something.
Whoever left their pet iguana, please come back for him. I almost ran over him with our secret lawn mower of shame on Sunday.
picasso
4/30/2007, 09:57 PM
that was me making the fart noises. I can throw them. learned it in the French Foreign Legion.
sooneron
4/30/2007, 10:01 PM
Did you guys meet in a cave off of school grounds and recite poetry and stuff?
sanantoniosooner
4/30/2007, 10:06 PM
sure.........gripe about the guy that lost his gall bladder. He's ALWAYS the farter.
BajaOklahoma
4/30/2007, 10:30 PM
You are forgetting about the tunnels on campus. They go everywhere, with lots of hidden, or hard to find, entrances. My husband worked at the power plant during his time on campus and spent more time in the tunnels than he wished.
Be a tunnel rat.
olevetonahill
4/30/2007, 10:31 PM
Thanks to everyone for their attendance at our first meeting.
A few notes:
sas, in the future can you please stop making fart noises and asking if we can go for custard during the meeting? Thanks.
1tc, please take better notes next time. All I have on the transcript you were supposed to be writing is "I loove Howzit" and "Jack INgram is my hero" and some drawings of what I think are clams, or something.
Olevet, if you're going to sleep in the meetings, at least try not to snore. Get a breathe right strip of something.
Whoever left their pet iguana, please come back for him. I almost ran over him with our secret lawn mower of shame on Sunday.
I wasnt snoring
Pic was throwning those noises also .:eek:
SicEmBaylor
4/30/2007, 10:53 PM
So, I was left out? :-(
I want to be an elitist so bad!
olevetonahill
5/1/2007, 01:06 AM
So, I was left out? :-(
I want to be an elitist so bad!
You are as elite as they get
Pres, and sole Member of the " wussy clik " :D
JohnnyMack
10/2/2007, 01:02 PM
Just an update for members. Our normal channels of communication are down right now so I'll use this forum to update you on some happenings:
The owl barks at lamps.
1 * tthw Inside
dhtwet < gje
Caesar, Caesar, adventurous.
olevet your request for leave has been denied. Sorry but since our little mishap with the belt sander we don't have the extra manpower. Maybe next month.
Operation Shredded Beef Chimichanga is proceeding nicely. No one suspects a thing. I think we'll have control of the entire Big East conference soon.
sas, your suggestion is still under consideration. I'm studying the schematics right now and trying to figure out where we'd get that many styrofoam packing peanuts. I'll get back to you ASAP.
sanantoniosooner
10/2/2007, 01:08 PM
Roger that.
Hopscotch at 1400
Just as a follow-up to that....
Hamhock
10/2/2007, 01:13 PM
Secret Order of the Bobcat.
SOB
I have an idea for the mascot.
1stTimeCaller
10/2/2007, 01:53 PM
click click nod blink nod nod jazz hands
The condor flies in a lazy circle above the wounded rabbit while the coyote sleeps.
over.
on a side note, could whoever borrowed my Air Supply cassette tape please bring it to the next meeting?
JohnnyMack
10/2/2007, 02:14 PM
I have your tape, half of the case of tennis balls that olevet never took home and a lobster. The lobster is very much dead at this point. I wish I had some formaldehyde.
olevetonahill
10/2/2007, 02:19 PM
I have your tape, half of the case of tennis balls that olevet never took home and a lobster. The lobster is very much dead at this point. I wish I had some formaldehyde.
I thot you said to leave em ? :confused:
TUSooner
10/2/2007, 02:27 PM
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6601/groucho1933pu5.jpg
I don't want to belong to any secret society that would have me as a member.
Well, it's obvious, and it's Groucho's birthday.
OzarkSooner
10/2/2007, 08:36 PM
Like Skull & Bones or the Illuminati or the Freemasons or something even cooler.
I'll need a secret underground place to hold meetings, and some dark robes and some candles and maybe some really old books.
Any suggestions?
Serious inquiries only please. No threadjacking.
Sheesh, the first rule of a successful secret society is
1. NEVER talk about the society!!!
Soonerus
10/2/2007, 08:42 PM
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