google 'How to'

[jk the sooner fan]

my google home page has several features, one of which is the "daily how to"

some of these are pretty funny

how to get out of a car hanging over a cliff (http://www.wikihow.com/Get-out-of-a-Car-That%27s-Hanging-over-a-Cliff)

the other day there was a "how to live with old people"

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

That article left out the part about kissing your *** goodbye

[Osce0la]

SCORE!!!

This came up for me, along with the getting out of the car before plunging to your death... (http://www.wikihow.com/Apply-Eyeliner)

[SicEmBaylor]

I really liked this line.

toss the child out of the window, aiming for a good landing space such as a bush or patch of grass.

[colleyvillesooner]

If you detect a more pronounced movement or movement that doesn't immediately stop, it's time to scramble out as quickly as possible and hope for the best.

heh

[Osce0la]

Airbags were put in cars to cushion the blow when you do go over the cliff...Just rock the car and get it to hurry up and fall...You'll be fine as long as you have working airbags.