ebay feedback

[sanantoniosooner]

dude is a bit twisted, and hilarious (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=tryork5ifp&items=-1&item=-1&de=off)

[sanantoniosooner]

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sold me her SOUL, I opened the box and IT WAS DAMAGED. Plus it smelled funny

Seller fory63( 284Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Apr-26-07 06:12 160106361971
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GREAT SELLER! PS-there were nail-clippings in the box; I chewed them. THANX!

Seller jeanpanetier( 388Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Apr-25-07 08:54 180106761713
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Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony.

Seller glassandcollectiblescom( 1386Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Apr-25-07 08:45 Private
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Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!

Seller lindavelid( 493Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Apr-19-07 13:03 170099271198
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Good News! the puppy arrived ALIVE this time! Guess 9 times a charm!A++

Seller foggywoggy( 2038Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Apr-19-07 08:58 290065005749
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The tent you sold me was a CIRCUS TENT, had to buy 349 campsites to put it up!!

Seller jj214( 988Feedback score is 500 to 999)
Apr-17-07 06:36 200096795735
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The Hypnosis book WORKED GREAT! My 8 year-old now talks like WC Fields!!!!

Seller ebizu( 1851Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Apr-16-07 14:54 120102100305
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The Bag of Blood worked as promised. Hung it on the porch; presto! NO MOSQUITOS

Seller thewoodenroses( 443Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Apr-16-07 14:47 250092112258
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The Panties arrived quickly and, as requested, unwashed. I used them to make tea

Seller zozloseller( 775Feedback score is 500 to 999)
Apr-16-07 05:21 Private

Reply by zozloseller: I have bought them from the high sexual blonde as in the description :):) A+++++
Apr-16-07 06:01
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Taliban Training Manuals arrived dicreetly packed and labelled.PLSsend 9000 more

Seller catharine911( 28Feedback score is 10 to 49)
Apr-16-07 05:11 250096304316
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WOW, sold me her 67yo AUNT!—tires are now rotated AND the b-tch don't eat much!

Seller greatfindsyes1( 157Feedback score is 100 to 499)
no longer a registered user
Sep-19-06 14:56 120028435460
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A+My home LIPO-SUCTION kit pays for itself, I'm selling the excess skin on eBay!

Seller troopfpc( 4001Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-19-06 14:35 110024553470
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GREAT ITEM! and to answer your query, yes, I do wear "whitee-tightees"

Seller troopfpc( 4001Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-19-06 08:04 110023591390
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A+ Plaform shoes!Now at a confident 5'4",I'll be making the O face in no time!

Seller troopfpc( 4001Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-19-06 07:57 7245403283
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CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait.

Seller troopfpc( 4001Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-19-06 07:49 110023123757
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GREATouija board! I'm now fevently stalking Jodi Foster 'cause it said I could.

Seller giclee-art( 10416Feedback score is 10,000 to 24,999)
Sep-19-06 07:46 7421903541
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COOL! the autographed Saddam Hussein wood-chipper arrived safely!

Seller river-city-books( 13133Feedback score is 10,000 to 24,999)
Sep-15-06 06:40 8378337599
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Well sealed explosives! and the enclosed Kibbee, very tastey. ALLAH IS GREAT!

Seller troopfpc( 4001Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-15-06 06:33 110024391899
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A+MAGIC BOOOK! the bullwhip trick is especially fun when performend on my Bijon!

Seller novophone( 2629Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-15-06 06:27 150016738478
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GREAT BOOK— however, I'd hadly list "Hop On Pop" an epic novel rivaling beowulf!

Seller the_uncommon_book( 3023Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-06-06 15:01 4651184330
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COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what's the "LAVA"?

Seller swift2466( 577Feedback score is 500 to 999)
Sep-06-06 14:51 150010725726
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A+urban outdoorsman recipe book,the pigeon foi gras & cat souffle-DEEEELICIOUS!

Seller 16king( 1359Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Sep-06-06 14:42 150005722417
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Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions

Seller brendylea56( 1144Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-12-06 08:23 200003501271
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DEEELICIOUS!the Human Jerky was tastey—though a touch too much pepper this time.

Seller bidsgalore1( 3691Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-12-06 08:15 110003833849
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The Jewelry box you sold me is HAUNTED! Opens & slams shut ALL NIGHT LONG!

Seller rdmcjr44( 8333Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999)
Jul-11-06 11:35 190003509054

[ChickSoonerFan]

That is too funny...it goes on and on.


I think it is you.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Very funny stuff!

[sanantoniosooner]

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A+I always wanted a gravity enhancer, I now tip the scales at a whopping 634lbs!

Seller www.coker.com( 462Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Jun-28-06 12:29 7244451440
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if you ever see Barrie leave a bathroom wait AT LEAST 1/2 hour before you go in

Seller itsbarrie( 3688Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jun-27-06 05:09 7245715495

Reply by itsbarrie: I've dealt with over 2,000 eBayers -- this one wins the award for most trouble.
Jun-27-06 13:25
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FOOL! The FINAL PIECES are now in place, soon the WORLD will be mine, MINE!

Seller hiddendoorauctions( 180Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Apr-24-06 12:18 6265693563
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A+My 6-yr-old luvs his little pimp outfit-We put on 'superfly' when he dons it.

Seller bearcollector99( 221Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Mar-30-06 10:05 7224709790
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nice addition to my anatomically correct GI Joe collection-the black guy's huge!

Seller cotoxencollectibles( 448Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Mar-27-06 05:31 6611716269
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GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+

Seller roberte4( 1262Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Mar-24-06 10:15 6260771064
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What the..? What THE HELL is this stuff? How the HELL do you get it off? HELP!!

Seller showfund( 412Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Mar-08-06 09:52 7223034505
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When I read FLEA POWDER I assumed ANTI-flea. My Bijon scratched herself silly!!

Seller matchcovers( 11498Feedback score is 10,000 to 24,999)
Mar-06-06 06:46 7217581521
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YES, I LIKE IT!!! Now stop calling me every 5 min and asking if I still like it!

Seller matchcovers( 11498Feedback score is 10,000 to 24,999)
Mar-06-06 06:38 7196455463
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Opened the box; the thing lept out and attached itself to my Bijon's head. HELP!

Seller matchcovers( 11498Feedback score is 10,000 to 24,999)
Mar-06-06 06:28 7217075795
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Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts!

Seller pinchapennysales( 5539Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999)
Mar-06-06 06:20 6257362889
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GREAT LAMPSHADE! Always wondered what Joan Rivers did with all that excess skin.

Seller master268s( 1270Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Mar-06-06 05:50 7222903137
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DEEEEELICIOUS GELATO!! who ever knew that "pencil" could be a flavor. A+

Seller icedteeth( 246Feedback score is 100 to 499)
no longer a registered user
Nov-18-05 11:29 8351517661
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GREAT SELLER! my 9 year old is now popular thanx to the kiddy-thongs & tatoos

Seller neatsigns( 36889Feedback score is 25,000 to 49,999)
Nov-18-05 11:19 7195674336

Follow-up by tryork5ifp: do you know where I can get size 4 stiletto heels ?
Nov-18-05 12:45
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The so-called 'skin tag removal kit' was just a pair of nail clippers & a Q-tip!

Seller abram33( 1137Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Nov-13-05 03:34 6218497041
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A+package arrived safe,in one piece,and the 'object' still pulsating when opened

Seller vintagedchic( 53Feedback score is 50 to 99)
Aug-09-05 08:31 5016049229
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I've buried her up to her neck and started the lawnmower. Will send video ASAP!

Seller evercharming( 24561Feedback score is 10,000 to 24,999)
Jul-19-05 09:47 5014276736

Follow-up by tryork5ifp: VIDEO on the WAY! HILARIOUS! PS-how do you get blood splatter out of clothing?
Jul-19-05 14:27
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A+ The shellaced, 4-member frog-band & shell sculpture is BREATHTAKING!

Seller xinar( 55328Feedback score is 50,000 to 99,999)
Jul-19-05 09:40 5014408998
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WHOA! A+STINKY CHEESE! Just opened the box and it left a stain on my ceiling!

Seller mountaineer*1( 401Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Jul-18-05 11:46 6193724193
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YES,The pet seal is very cute, lives in my fridge, but keeps eating all velveeta

Seller xinar( 55328Feedback score is 50,000 to 99,999)
Jul-18-05 11:40 5013571710
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A+ But the kleenex you used in the packing was used; Just glad it was'nt TP!~

Seller keenklay( 2776Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-18-05 11:33 5010776260
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Good Seller; reliable, fast, neat, but table manners are horrendous!

Seller yoyolz( 3907Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-06-05 14:24 5008881818
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jcb lives just next door but insists we go though this eBay formality.. Sheesh!

Seller jcb721( 123Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Jul-06-05 14:20 5008317239

Follow-up by tryork5ifp: DEVELOPMENT: I'm pretty sure JCB's been peaking in my windows at night.
Jul-19-05 14:29
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FINALLY! XXL suppositories that STAY IN for a change. AA+++

Seller edselbabe( 63143Feedback score is 50,000 to 99,999)
Jul-06-05 14:05 5006035670
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A+ So far, the dolphin is happy, loves chicken wings, and fits well in my tub.

[colleyvillesooner]

Who made me chicken soup when i had the flu? Walton100, that's who! A+++


heh

[HskrGrl]

Some of the people he bought from got in on the fun as well

Super Fast Pay, Highly Recommend this EBayer! Thanks!! AAA+++
Seller yarngal1077( 1892) Jul-01-05 12:28 5008201548
Follow-up by yarngal1077: Thanks for the heads up, will try to make my description more factual next time. Jul-07-05 17:25
Reply by tryork5ifp: you had no right to hide in my back seat and suddenly yell in my ear like that!


Tortoise or the hare? no matter, they both got there! Thanks Tim! AAA+++
Seller cinlee59( 1298) Nov-12-03 17:40 2199380148


I told you they would fit in a dildo. Careful when inserting!!!
Seller troopfpc( 4001) Sep-15-06 09:43 110024391899


This is one of the auctions he won! Yikes! :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120102100305

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

OK, so I went to the feedbacks for tryork5ifp, and you get the feedback he received, not the ones he left. How do you pull up the ones he left, as you apparently did?

[sanantoniosooner]

I went to ebay, and clicked on "find a member". I typed in the member's name tryork5ifp, and all the feedbacks that came up were for real items, with serious comments. How did you get to the joke feedbacks?
you have to click on the feedback that he has left for others.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

you have to click on the feedback that he has left for others.Thanks, I'll see if I can find that option. That is a tool I didn't know was available.

[slickdawg]

this is excellent.

[sanantoniosooner]

Thanks, I'll see if I can find that option. That is a tool I didn't know was available.
perhaps you could just work backwards. The link I gave is exactly where you are wanting to go.

You can access many things from that page if you need some sort of convincing that it's a legit member of ebay.

[sanantoniosooner]

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Well-sealed jar; a GREAT addition to my collection of celebrity liposuction fat.

Seller wildflower282( 3454Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-06-05 12:21 5007928026
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A+ still . . . . the kidney doesn't seem to be working yet.

Seller wildflower282( 3454Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-06-05 12:04 5008586410
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A+however, in future when you list KIDNEY, make sure you specify as HUMAN kidney

Seller yarngal1077( 1892Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-06-05 12:02 5008201548
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Whew! the Biopsy came back negative. Who ever knew you could do this on ebay. A+

Seller m5984( 814Feedback score is 500 to 999)
Jul-06-05 11:54 5006485808
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A+ oh----I found a small piece of scalp with hair attached in the box---yours?

Seller gladesedge( 8207Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999)
Jul-06-05 11:48 5006244060
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A+ rpope sells pope soap on a rope (as asked; I avoid using it on my privates).

Seller rpope-13( 2705Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jul-06-05 11:43 5006159954
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A+; GREAT eBayer, AND he rarely wets the bed on sleep-overs.

Seller bramble-4( 81Feedback score is 50 to 99)
Jul-06-05 11:37 5005775514
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A+ eBayer; still you had no right hide in my bushes and jump out at me like that

Seller xinar( 55330Feedback score is 50,000 to 99,999)
Jul-06-05 11:31 5005712461
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The Human head was pefectly preserved and a slice of lemon added for freshness!

Seller xinar( 55330Feedback score is 50,000 to 99,999)
Jun-30-05 14:04 5005715080
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WOW; one use a ALL trace of human blood was gone! DA couldn't prove A THING! A+

Seller xinar( 55330Feedback score is 50,000 to 99,999)
Jun-30-05 08:46 5005984692
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The baby seal steaks were DELICIOUS as was the dolphin meat. Wine suggestion?

Seller silverqueen10( 6084Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999)
Jun-30-05 08:38 4994245103
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YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CORN. LARGE SUPTUOUS EARS. FAT KERNELS. AND YOU POP WELL.

Seller silverqueen10( 6084Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999)
Jun-28-05 14:59 5007061031
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WOW! Except for a few teeth, the body was completely reduced to ashes.A+

Seller apollo69v( 881Feedback score is 500 to 999)
Jun-28-05 14:53 5005446511
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A+! I ATE her LIVER with a fava beans and a NICE chianti: "STHU-STHU-STHU-STHU"

Seller silverqueen10( 6084Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999)
Jun-28-05 14:40 5007139512
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YEP, ckcorp is simply the greatest sexiest artistic genius ever known to mankind

Seller ckcorp( 4178Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Jun-15-05 07:31 6182462883
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Dave n Kath are GREAT(Although they've BOTH put on a shocking amount of weight)

Seller davekathynader( 764Feedback score is 500 to 999)
May-23-05 14:07 7155074450
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Great eBayer. In fact,this experience made me think twice about beating my wife

Seller mir-el( 2276Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Dec-13-04 05:29 Private
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Arrived fresh;was amazed, monkey meat DOES taste just like veal,only chewier! A+

Seller judy7905( 150Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Dec-13-04 05:24 2289727719
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A+ SELLER, the korean baby arrived thirsty but healthy thanks to the air holes.

Seller noveltystore( 124Feedback score is 100 to 499)
no longer a registered user
Nov-15-04 10:14 7113912798

Reply by noveltystore: Your Welcome,, next time I will make sure to put some water with the baby!! ;-)
Nov-16-04 04:59
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WHAT A GUY; chews his cud, has split hoof, AND scales. SUPER GLATT A+++++++

Seller mir-el( 2276Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Nov-15-04 10:09 Private
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A+++ OUTSTANDING! (FYI: there was pork in the fried rice you ate last week)

Seller mir-el( 2276Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Oct-28-04 09:25 Private
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GREAT eBayer. Save for the occasional accident, is well house-broken. A+++++++

Seller myoasisjewels( 8765Feedback score is 5,000 to 9,999)
Oct-28-04 09:22 7107513532
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I do prefer more chicken and less beef for my chopped liver, yet very tastey A+

Seller mir-el( 2276Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Oct-13-04 08:36 Private
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As Promised—painless, clean, and photos to prove the hit was done right AA+++

Seller casey3kak( 229Feedback score is 100 to 499)
Oct-13-04 08:36 7105466257
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A+ the kidney was well packed--preserved and, so far, seems to be working fine!

Seller andija737( 1190Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)
Oct-13-04 08:36 6122640337

[Osce0la]

Seller xinar( 55328Feedback score is 50,000 to 99,999)
Jul-18-05 11:40 5013571710
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A+ But the kleenex you used in the packing was used; Just glad it was'nt TP!~
http://talkwichita.com/thunder/style_emoticons/default/rofl.gifhttp://forum.gamestar.de/gspinboard/images/smilies/atomrofl.gif

[Osce0la]

This guy's ebay account is perfect for the SO

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

perhaps you could just work backwards. The link I gave is exactly where you are wanting to go.

You can access many things from that page if you need some sort of convincing that it's a legit member of ebay.No no, I know it's legit. I just didn't originally know you could pull up a page of only feedback SENT.

[sanantoniosooner]

maybe my favorite......

Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions

[BigRedJed]

Something major obviously changed in his life back in May of '03

[sanantoniosooner]

Something major obviously changed in his life back in May of '03
he flirted with it in March and then dove in with both feet.

[Viking Kitten]

Seller matchcovers( 11498Feedback score is 10,000 to 24,999)
Mar-06-06 06:28 7217075795
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Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts!

Czar, please bid on this (http://cgi.ebay.com/Stun-Master-300-000-volt-stun-gun-taser-tazer_W0QQitemZ300105527481QQihZ020QQcategoryZ7985 0QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) item. Actually, just use the "Buy it Now" feature. Thanks.

[StoopTroup]

This is an A+ thread.

http://display.ebizu.net/manikin/kid/pic/kbl-2d.png

[salth2o]

A couple of my fav's

They actuallyPUT THEMSELVES IN THE BOX to insure delivery;boy was i surprised!A+

Great packing,I'VE PEELED OFF the first 34 layers; am now nearing the BOX ITSELF

A+ So far, the dolphin is happy, loves chicken wings, and fits well in my tub.