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SoonerStormchaser
4/25/2007, 06:25 PM
I'll start...


I love :dean: cause he NEVER EVER locks my threads!
sanantoniosooner
4/25/2007, 06:26 PM
Dean will think this thread sucks as bad as I do.
Czar Soonerov
4/25/2007, 06:40 PM
That little trick he does with his tongue.

*shiver*
Harry Beanbag
4/25/2007, 06:41 PM
That little trick he does with his tongue.

*shiver*


Ditto.
soonerboomer93
4/25/2007, 06:58 PM
IBTL
Mongo
4/25/2007, 07:22 PM
He never asks for a reach around
olevetonahill
4/25/2007, 07:35 PM
That little trick he does with his tongue.

*shiver*
You talkin that pooper suck thing ?
JohnnyMack
4/25/2007, 08:32 PM
I don't have to ask him to take it to hilt, he knows it's expected.
olevetonahill
4/25/2007, 08:35 PM
I don't have to ask him to take it to hilt, he knows it's expected.
Is that kinda like sayin Give it ALL to me ?:eek:
MamaMia
4/25/2007, 08:41 PM
...because he has a good heart; no matter how tough he comes across. :D
olevetonahill
4/25/2007, 11:23 PM
He puts little more extry Crown in my official red plastic pre-game victory cup.
That bastage , thats almost Inhumane !:eek:
he pours colored water in mine .
proud gonzo
4/25/2007, 11:25 PM
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/texas-chainsaw.JPG
Czar Soonerov
4/26/2007, 12:17 AM
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8052/deankanchowy7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
proud gonzo
4/26/2007, 12:34 AM
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9864/deanyodapi7.jpg
mdklatt
4/26/2007, 12:41 AM
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9864/deanyodapi7.jpg

Yoda has more hair than that.
proud gonzo
4/26/2007, 12:58 AM
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3503/p9020050mn5.jpg
slickdawg
4/26/2007, 01:48 AM
cause he shames fonzie.
soonerboomer93
4/26/2007, 02:52 AM
'cause he tells good stories, some of which make you go "damnnn"
Viking Kitten
4/26/2007, 07:39 AM
Because he could make Chuck Norris at least break a sweat.
OU4LIFE
4/26/2007, 07:41 AM
cause he's one cool 'mufugga', according to Buddy Guy
Howzit
4/26/2007, 07:46 AM
That little trick he does with his tongue.

*shiver*

aka the Deanus Butterfly.
stonecoldsoonerfan
4/26/2007, 08:03 AM
cuz he puts up with all us knuckleheads trashing his trailer and not cleaning up at the tailgates.
C&CDean
4/26/2007, 08:41 AM
Cause I have soft hands.

And this thread is way-gay.
OU4LIFE
4/26/2007, 08:56 AM
Cause I have soft hands.

And this thread is way-gay.

you're sitting cross-legged when you typed that weren't you? Woman style...nut crushing style.
C&CDean
4/26/2007, 08:59 AM
you're sitting cross-legged when you typed that weren't you? Woman style...nut crushing style.

Well I would be if I could be - but poppa's got stones the size of Gibraltar. Crossing the legs chick-style is simply not a physical reality if you're a man.
OU4LIFE
4/26/2007, 09:02 AM
I've never understood how men do that. It SHOULD be physically impossible.
Harry Beanbag
4/26/2007, 05:35 PM
It's pretty easy after you've had a railroad spike cave in your taint. You can tuck your package in there and cross away.

Or so I've been told. :dean:
olevetonahill
4/26/2007, 05:53 PM
It's pretty easy after you've had a railroad spike cave in your taint. You can tuck your package in there and cross away.

Or so I've been told. :dean:
Yup Dean says "taint nothin for a stepper "
MamaMia
4/26/2007, 06:09 PM
Well I would be if I could be - but poppa's got stones the size of Gibraltar. Crossing the legs chick-style is simply not a physical reality if you're a man.

Its not hopeless. There is help available.

http://www.kidneystonecentral.org/story/images/book.jpg
SoonerStormchaser
4/26/2007, 06:39 PM
:dean: creates masterpieces with his chainsaws!
olevetonahill
4/26/2007, 06:51 PM
:dean: creates masterpieces with his chainsaws!
Yea but he had to have His FILs help
I really think FIL finnaly figured out Dean was ****ing his daughter
Sooner24
4/26/2007, 07:19 PM
Not only did Dean give me a kidney he did the surgery too.
BigRedJed
4/26/2007, 07:41 PM
You'd better save your receipt on that one.
OCUDad
4/26/2007, 08:23 PM
Dean will think this thread sucks as bad as I do.How bad does he think you suck?
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 08:24 PM
How bad does he think you suck?
not quite as bad as he thinks you do.
OCUDad
4/26/2007, 08:30 PM
So... you're saying Dean thinks you suck better than I do. Cool.
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 08:47 PM
So... you're saying Dean thinks you suck better than I do. Cool.
It upsets him that you don't seem to get any better, even with all the effort on your part.
OCUDad
4/26/2007, 08:51 PM
Most of your effort is on my "part," if you get my drift.

Dean! He's being mean to me! :(
sanantoniosooner
4/26/2007, 08:52 PM
you started it.
Soonerus
4/26/2007, 09:45 PM
Who is Dean ???
Mongo
4/26/2007, 09:50 PM
Who is Dean ???

He is Edmond Dantés... and he is my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He is you... and me. He is all of us.
Soonerus
4/26/2007, 09:51 PM
Dean Martin ???
Harry Beanbag
4/26/2007, 11:53 PM
Its not hopeless. There is help available.

http://www.kidneystonecentral.org/story/images/book.jpg


Jed could've used that book. :(
C&CDean
4/27/2007, 08:15 AM
Who is Dean ???

Ask your momma, son.
slickdawg
4/27/2007, 10:59 AM
Oh, also for his quick recognition of an Iowagean Whorehound.
Zbird
4/27/2007, 08:25 PM
Cause his grouchy ol' bastard act rivals my own.
Petro-Sooner
4/27/2007, 08:50 PM
I'd like to meet this fella. I really do.
Scott D
4/27/2007, 09:35 PM
obligatory :dean: you guys are a bunch of fags :dean: