View Full Version : Lonely women make good lovers
Crimson_Balls
4/25/2007, 11:12 AM
I met a girl I really like. Unfortunately she weighs about 300lbs. Whenever we're together we like to go to the Golden Corale. Its an all you can eat buffet at a fixed rate so she is happy to eat and I'm happy to pick up the tab.
She thinks I'm funny. Whenever we laugh together she snorts really loud. I think its kind of cute when she snorts soda out of her nose
We are perfect for each other in so many ways. I don't have to worry about her leaving me because shes so unattractive.
Steve Wariner was right when he sang that classic country hit, "lonely women make good lovers".
I wanted to share my story with you because she makes me so damn happy!
mdklatt
4/25/2007, 11:13 AM
IBTL
:pop:
picasso
4/25/2007, 11:16 AM
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/04/33/shallow_hal.jpg
Ernie Borgnine?
OKLA21FAN
4/25/2007, 11:22 AM
this thread is worth more without pics.
sanantoniosooner
4/25/2007, 11:24 AM
They make good stalkers too.
stoops the eternal pimp
4/25/2007, 11:25 AM
Sounds like she had plenty of friends before you came along
OUAndy1807
4/25/2007, 11:25 AM
welfare mothers make better lovers
soonerbrat
4/25/2007, 11:26 AM
Yeah, well the Statler Brothers always thought older women made beautiful lovers.
yermom
4/25/2007, 11:27 AM
how YOU doin'?
mdklatt
4/25/2007, 11:35 AM
Yeah, well the Statler Brothers always thought older women made beautiful lovers.
How old are we talkin' here?
soonerbrat
4/25/2007, 11:37 AM
How old are we talkin' here?
i'm almost 38. ancient.
mdklatt
4/25/2007, 11:38 AM
i'm almost 38. ancient.
Is that above or below the Statler Brothers cutoff?
soonerbrat
4/25/2007, 11:47 AM
Is that above or below the Statler Brothers cutoff?
uh..below?
i'm not sure, they were very non-specific in the song
mdklatt
4/25/2007, 11:49 AM
uh..below?
Then let us know when you're a little older and have it all figured out. :texan:
:D
soonerbrat
4/25/2007, 11:50 AM
Then let us know when you're a little older and have it all figured out. :texan:
:D
ok.
Widescreen
4/25/2007, 11:51 AM
I met a girl I really like. Unfortunately she weighs about 300lbs.
Muscle or fat?
slickdawg
4/25/2007, 11:52 AM
i'm almost 38. ancient.
Well, I'm just over a week from 39 there kiddo.
mdklatt
4/25/2007, 11:54 AM
Well, I'm just over a week from 39 there kiddo.
Dude, quit trying to turn this into a sausage party. The Statler Brothers were talking about women, not men.
OKLA21FAN
4/25/2007, 11:55 AM
Muscle or fat?
big boned!
TheUnnamedSooner
4/25/2007, 12:11 PM
Tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215....
Oldnslo
4/25/2007, 01:56 PM
big boned!
Me, too.
RFH Shakes
4/25/2007, 03:13 PM
Tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215....
You can drink 'em pretty,
but you can't drink 'em skinny.:D
olevetonahill
4/25/2007, 03:19 PM
i'm almost 38. ancient.
Hell If I hit on you . Mike Rich would be sayin "old man your barrasing me" :D
dolemitesooner
4/25/2007, 03:22 PM
I met a girl I really like. Unfortunately she weighs about 300lbs. Whenever we're together we like to go to the Golden Corale. Its an all you can eat buffet at a fixed rate so she is happy to eat and I'm happy to pick up the tab.
She thinks I'm funny. Whenever we laugh together she snorts really loud. I think its kind of cute when she snorts soda out of her nose
We are perfect for each other in so many ways. I don't have to worry about her leaving me because shes so unattractive.
Steve Wariner was right when he sang that classic country hit, "lonely women make good lovers".
I wanted to share my story with you because she makes me so damn happy!
wHAT
yermom
4/25/2007, 03:23 PM
wHAT iS hER nUmBEr???
:dolemite:
dolemitesooner
4/25/2007, 03:25 PM
rof,l
sooneron
4/25/2007, 03:26 PM
i'm almost 38. ancient.
http://www.pagat.com/com/images/084626001290-a.jpg
:D
olevetonahill
4/25/2007, 03:34 PM
Under NO circumstance should EVAR let her get on top :eek:
If you do you will be changing ur name to Flat-balls
Sooner24
4/25/2007, 04:30 PM
How did the Statler Bros get in this thread?
olevetonahill
4/25/2007, 04:33 PM
How did the Statler Bros get in this thread?
its the second pg and the "Class of 57 had its dreams "
SleestakSooner
4/25/2007, 05:03 PM
Sounds like she had plenty of friends before she ate them all
Fixed :D
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