Lonely women make good lovers

[Crimson_Balls]

I met a girl I really like. Unfortunately she weighs about 300lbs. Whenever we're together we like to go to the Golden Corale. Its an all you can eat buffet at a fixed rate so she is happy to eat and I'm happy to pick up the tab.

She thinks I'm funny. Whenever we laugh together she snorts really loud. I think its kind of cute when she snorts soda out of her nose

We are perfect for each other in so many ways. I don't have to worry about her leaving me because shes so unattractive.

Steve Wariner was right when he sang that classic country hit, "lonely women make good lovers".

I wanted to share my story with you because she makes me so damn happy!

[mdklatt]

IBTL

:pop:

[picasso]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/04/33/shallow_hal.jpg
Ernie Borgnine?

[OKLA21FAN]

this thread is worth more without pics.

[sanantoniosooner]

They make good stalkers too.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Sounds like she had plenty of friends before you came along

[OUAndy1807]

welfare mothers make better lovers

[soonerbrat]

Yeah, well the Statler Brothers always thought older women made beautiful lovers.

[yermom]

how YOU doin'?

[mdklatt]

Yeah, well the Statler Brothers always thought older women made beautiful lovers.

How old are we talkin' here?

[soonerbrat]

How old are we talkin' here?


i'm almost 38. ancient.

[mdklatt]

i'm almost 38. ancient.

Is that above or below the Statler Brothers cutoff?

[soonerbrat]

Is that above or below the Statler Brothers cutoff?




uh..below?


i'm not sure, they were very non-specific in the song

[mdklatt]

uh..below?


Then let us know when you're a little older and have it all figured out. :texan:

:D

[soonerbrat]

Then let us know when you're a little older and have it all figured out. :texan:

:D


ok.

[Widescreen]

I met a girl I really like. Unfortunately she weighs about 300lbs.
Muscle or fat?

[slickdawg]

i'm almost 38. ancient.

Well, I'm just over a week from 39 there kiddo.

[mdklatt]

Well, I'm just over a week from 39 there kiddo.

Dude, quit trying to turn this into a sausage party. The Statler Brothers were talking about women, not men.

[OKLA21FAN]

Muscle or fat?
big boned!

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215....

[Oldnslo]

big boned!
Me, too.

[RFH Shakes]

Tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215....

You can drink 'em pretty,
but you can't drink 'em skinny.:D

[olevetonahill]

i'm almost 38. ancient.
Hell If I hit on you . Mike Rich would be sayin "old man your barrasing me" :D

[dolemitesooner]

I met a girl I really like. Unfortunately she weighs about 300lbs. Whenever we're together we like to go to the Golden Corale. Its an all you can eat buffet at a fixed rate so she is happy to eat and I'm happy to pick up the tab.

She thinks I'm funny. Whenever we laugh together she snorts really loud. I think its kind of cute when she snorts soda out of her nose

We are perfect for each other in so many ways. I don't have to worry about her leaving me because shes so unattractive.

Steve Wariner was right when he sang that classic country hit, "lonely women make good lovers".

I wanted to share my story with you because she makes me so damn happy!
wHAT

[yermom]

wHAT iS hER nUmBEr???

:dolemite:

[dolemitesooner]

rof,l

[sooneron]

i'm almost 38. ancient.
http://www.pagat.com/com/images/084626001290-a.jpg




:D

[olevetonahill]

Under NO circumstance should EVAR let her get on top :eek:
If you do you will be changing ur name to Flat-balls

[Sooner24]

How did the Statler Bros get in this thread?

[pb4ou]

heh

[olevetonahill]

How did the Statler Bros get in this thread?
its the second pg and the "Class of 57 had its dreams "

[SleestakSooner]

Sounds like she had plenty of friends before she ate them all

Fixed :D