Ion Cleansing anyone?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I ve had a few people tell me how great it was and how much it helped them but it seems a bit odd to me..anyone familiar with this?

[mdklatt]

Touching a metal doorknob will relieve you of quite a few ions.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What is Ion Cleanse?
An Ion Cleanse draws waste from the body though a unit placed in water with a positive and negative electric current.
How does it work?
It is similar to walking in the sand along the beach only more powerful because your feet are in direct contact with the ions being made in the water.

Or so the website says

[yermom]

what does walking on the sand do? :confused:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

what does walking on the sand do? :confused:


Thats the funny thing...I dont know and the website i m look at doesnt explain....

[mdklatt]

what does walking on the sand do? :confused:

Based on all the commercials, it must have something to do with lady troubles.

[yermom]

or herpes

[sooner_born_1960]

what does walking on the sand do? :confused:
It gets sand between your toes. Which gets in the car. Which is a b**** to get out.
Can ion cleansing do that?

[OUDoc]

I brush my ions every night.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

50 bucks for a 30 minute session to stick your feet in a tub of water...I think Im starting a new business

[GottaHavePride]

They don't tell you about the part where they flush your colon with the ionized feet water.

[OUstudent4life]

Heh.

The "scientific articles" on their website are AWESOMEZ!!!

LOOK! The water gets SMELLY if you put your feet in it, and stuff shows up in the water! It's like a 4th grade science project, but written by an MD. From Mexico. That received all his funding from the people who make the thing.

http://amajordifference.com/docs/IonCleanse_Study_ACAM.pdf

[OUDoc]

Why can't anyone pay me to make up testimonials like that? :mad:

[opksooner]

Ion cleanse?

Isn't that something like an enema?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Isn't that something like an enema?

Yeah, but with less soap and more jumper cables.

[HskrGrl]

Hmmm, looks fun to me. :eek:

http://www.silverridgespa.com/ION_CLEANSE.jpg

[OUDoc]

bull****

[mdklatt]

Hmmm, looks fun to me. :eek:



That is exactly why I hate it when people wear flip-flops. Feet are nasty.

[yermom]

bull****

:eek:

i want to think that too

[OUstudent4life]

Why can't anyone pay me to make up testimonials like that? :mad:

'cause you're not from Mexico.

Stupid Americano Doctor.

:D

Stupid U.S. Medical License. Speaking of which, my wife is currently trying to get hers lined up...she's complaining that you have to get a practicing doc's signature saying you're of sound mind and body, you have to list all your jobs since you turned 18, it has to be notarized, etc.

I tell her it's probably a good thing it's somewhat hard to GET A FREAKIN' MEDICAL LICENSE.

I get glared at a lot.

[mdklatt]

Speaking of which, my wife is currently trying to get hers lined up...she's complaining that you have to get a practicing doc's signature saying you're of sound mind and body, you have to list all your jobs since you turned 18, it has to be notarized, etc.


You've got to do more than that just to work for an airline.

[OUDoc]

You've got to do more than that just to work for an airline.
Well, there is school and testing and stuff. :)

[achiro]

bull****
There is a spa here that does that, I tend to feel along the same lines as you but have talked to several people that will absolutely swear they saw results. Of course I've talked to people who swear they've seen bigfoot.:D

[TUSooner]

I like my ions dirty, thank you.

[OUDoc]

There is a spa here that does that, I tend to feel along the same lines as you but have talked to several people that will absolutely swear they saw results. Of course I've talked to people who swear they've seen bigfoot.:D
People can be made to believe all kinds of weirdness.

[yermom]

uh oh, the doc and the chiro are about to rumble

:pop:

[achiro]

uh oh, the doc and the chiro are about to rumble

:pop:
So far we agree.:D

[OUDoc]

So far we agree.:D
Exactly. Lets pick on yermom. :)

[yermom]

crap.

that's not nearly as much fun

[MamaMia]

I ve had a few people tell me how great it was and how much it helped them but it seems a bit odd to me..anyone familiar with this?I have two in my house. Cleaning the grids is a hassel but it does wonders for the air. :)

[proud gonzo]

Hmmm, looks fun to me. :eek:

http://www.silverridgespa.com/ION_CLEANSE.jpg
looks like he didn't make it to the toilet.

[mdklatt]

looks like he didn't make it to the toilet.

I don't think that's a dude; check out the nail polish.

[MamaMia]

Oh, those things? I thought you meant Ionic Breezes.

My holistic vet in Mustang did that to my dogs. She does people one day a week too if anyone is interested.

[proud gonzo]

I don't think that's a dude; check out the nail polish.ah--i didn't notice that. I thought they were hairy legs, but i guess it's just poor photo quality :O

[OUDoc]

My holistic vet in Mustang did that to my dogs. She does people one day a week too if anyone is interested.
I can't begin to tell you where I have problems with this. :)

[soonerboomer93]

why do you hate Mustang?

[OUDoc]

why do you hate Mustang?
I had to paint the outside of a strip mall in Mustang one summer.
It was really hot and the blue paint never came off my shirt.

[tbl]

Hmmm, looks fun to me. :eek:

http://www.silverridgespa.com/ION_CLEANSE.jpg
Yeah, thats what happens when you're getting your feet cleaned and take a **** in the water...

[MamaMia]

I can't begin to tell you where I have problems with this. :) Oh, not to worry. They have a doggy salon right there on the premises for right afterward. :D