Babies sure do poop

[sooneron]

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LOT!:texan:

[yermom]

stop feeding it

YWIA

[skycat]

Did you get to change a meconium diaper?

Because that's a special moment.

[sooneron]

Did you get to change a meconium diaper?

Because that's a special moment.
once, all i can say is eewwwwwwwww!

[yermom]

that is quite disgusting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Meconium.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

Did you get to change a meconium diaper?

Because that's a special moment.

Isn't it though?

Now it's pretty much regular poop.

Good times.

[JohnnyMack]

Ron,

Post some pics if you get a chance.

Of the baby, not the poop.

[sooneron]

i'm pretty much looking at some sort of swamp consistency here.

[JohnnyMack]

i'm pretty much looking at some sort of swamp consistency here.

Swamp Thing?

Mmmmmm.....Adrienne Barbeau's knockers.

Good times.

[skycat]

i'm pretty much looking at some sort of swamp consistency here.

Breast fed or formula?

Because, once again, bewbs own.

[skycat]

Ron,

Post some pics if you get a chance.

Of the baby, not the poop.

Yes.

[Howzit]

I remember when Jr was really young, I was holding her on the couch. All of a sudden she lets go with one of those loud liquid poops, and it goes shooting out the side of her diaper, all over me, and all over the couch.

Being the enlightened man of the 09's, I yelled, "OMG!!! SHE JUST **** ALL OVER THE COUCH!!! WHAT?!? DO?!? I?!? DOOOOO?!?!?!?!?"

And the answer I get, of course, is "Change her you stupid sob!!!"

So I grab her under the armpits, holding her out in front of me at arms length, and run through the house to get to the nursery. When I get in there and put her on the changing table I felt terrible, because her eyes are as big as saucers, and I have this mental image of how it must have felt to her, like one of those Star Wars bad guys zipping through the big ol' honkin trees on teh flying thingies.

The end.

[Mjcpr]

No matter how you cook them, it's always a good idea to peel the poop chute out of the back before eating. They're a lot like shrimp in this way.

[sooneron]

Ron,

Post some pics if you get a chance.

Of the baby, not the poop.
Maddie Warhol...

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2108/photo23jy8.jpg

[skycat]

Just a couple of weeks ago I was giving my kid a bath. He was standing up holding onto the faucet having a rip-roaring good ol' time like he usually does in the bath, when he started to grow a tail.

A brown, stinky, sticky tail.

So I grabbed a towel and tried to make an impromtu diaper to catch the poo. But I wasn't quick enough and some fell into the bath water. So at that point I'm holding a dirty baby, in a dirty towel, over a dirty bathtub.

Fine

[sooneron]

Breast fed or formula?

Because, once again, bewbs own.
Check my location:texan:

[skycat]

Check my location:texan:

Nice.

That should help the consistency.

[Mjcpr]

Just a couple of weeks ago I was giving my kid a bath. He was standing up holding onto the faucet having a rip-roaring good ol' time like he usually does in the bath, when he started to grow a tail.

A brown, stinky, sticky tail.

So I grabbed a towel and tried to make an impromtu diaper to catch the poo. But I wasn't quick enough and some fell into the bath water. So at that point I'm holding a dirty baby, in a dirty towel, over a dirty bathtub.

Fine

Doesn't your husband ever help out?

:D

[sooneron]

Please note the fine souvenir cup in the background...


http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4711/img1712bh9.jpg

[skycat]

Doesn't your husband ever help out?

:D

I'm a good enlightened man.

Like Howzit.

[skycat]

Nice photo Ron.

How big is she?

[sooneron]

Doesn't your husband ever help out?

:D
Shouldn't you be out hitting from the red tees about now?:texan:

At least use :dean:s when you post that.

[sooneron]

Nice photo Ron.

How big is she?
She was 6'7 at birth and dropped down to 5'15 at the hopital ( 4 days) and is now up to 6'15 as of yesterday at two weeks. She's gonna be short like Momma, 18 inches as of Monday.

[skycat]

I couldn't decide if she was tiny, or if you were freakishly large.

She's a cutie.

[King Crimson]

nice pic, and i dig Maggie Warhol. that's good.

[sooneron]

I couldn't decide if she was tiny, or if you were freakishly large.

She's a cutie.
she's pretty tiny

[sooneron]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3128/img1714lt0.jpg

[Mongo]

wait til that cute little girl starts eating solids.

stay on bewb juice as long as possible.

the boy can fire a round out that smells worse than his mother's

[jk the sooner fan]

i have a story similar to howzits with JK2......i hosed him off in the shower

needless to say neither of us were very happy

[Okla-homey]

Here's another tip. Them diapers that say "10-14 pounds" don't hold anywhere near that much.

[soonerboomer93]

heh

[Soonerus]

...it is called "bonding"...

[rufnek05]

my parents said that when i was still un potty trained that i would take 5 dookies a day. and they would pick me up from daycare and they would tell my parents if i had finished for the day or if i had a few left. wish i was that regular now.

[SoonerJack]

Obligatory poop in the tub story, but with a vocabulary twist:

My boys, Cam (4 ) and Garrett (1) were in the bathtub having a great time. My wife had run back into their bedroom to get clean pajamas and we hear from the 4 year old...."MOOOOOOMMMMM. This is an unfortunate thing."

We go in and G-Man had dropped a floater in the tubby. The funniest part for us was hearing the 4 year-old use the word "unfortunate".

My wife misses babies REAL BAD.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Me and my brother were in the tub one time and he got this really strange look on his face and I go 'what?' and he tried his best to get out in time but he couldn't and dooked in the tub.

And he had the dire-rears.

I jump out and run screaming through the house for my mom because I had dook juice on me.

He loves this story.

[jk the sooner fan]

Me and my brother were in the tub one time and he got this really strange look on his face and I go 'what?' and he tried his best to get out in time but he couldn't and dooked in the tub.

And he had the dire-rears.

I jump out and run screaming through the house for my mom because I had dook juice on me.

He loves this story.

i think that video is on youtube now

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my boy just started walking a couple of weeks ago..im about to give him a bath and he walks out of the bathroom pooping with each step on the carpet...and laughing

[slickdawg]

And remember, as Slickdaughter said, "Baby Jesus poo poo"

[Mjcpr]

It's not so funny when you get to be about 85.

Is it Howzit?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Now if we can get him to say "Shooo-eeee Texas" everytime he poops like his sister did..

[opksooner]

Eat*

Sleep*

Poop*


That's what they do.

[*not necessarily in that order]

[skycat]

Eat*

Sleep*

Poop*


That's what they do.

[*not necessarily in that order]

I don't see Cry* on your list.:confused:

[Tear Down This Wall]

Sky,
Our little guy is starting to play the grab the faucet game in the tub. Occassionally, he'll throw in a pee-pee, but he hasn't gifted us with poo yet during such games.

Also, at 14 months, this little guy is giving us a non-stop workout. Man, when they walk, it's all over. The dude doesn't play with his toys, he doesn't watch his videos...he just walks all over trying to get into stuff.

[JohnnyMack]

I remember when Jr was really young, I was holding her on the couch. All of a sudden she lets go with one of those loud liquid poops, and it goes shooting out the side of her diaper, all over me, and all over the couch.

Being the enlightened man of the 09's, I yelled, "OMG!!! SHE JUST **** ALL OVER THE COUCH!!! WHAT?!? DO?!? I?!? DOOOOO?!?!?!?!?"

And the answer I get, of course, is "Change her you stupid sob!!!"

So I grab her under the armpits, holding her out in front of me at arms length, and run through the house to get to the nursery. When I get in there and put her on the changing table I felt terrible, because her eyes are as big as saucers, and I have this mental image of how it must have felt to her, like one of those Star Wars bad guys zipping through the big ol' honkin trees on teh flying thingies.

The end.

In all fairness, you are a stupid SOB.