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4/24/2007, 09:09 AM
I'm through with it........
DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN'S WILLY COMMITS SUICIDE IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET
A man's penis took it's own life with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.
Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife and an angry wee willy wonka.
Sales rep Colin Nigel McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about and yelling 'I hate Spam!'
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his very tiny willy and minerals out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was fine and his tallywhacker was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted. There was also a note found in the kitchen apparently left by the disgruntled penis.
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable. The Willy Wonkaer is being held without bail and under suicide watch.
Developing...
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There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.
DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN'S WILLY COMMITS SUICIDE IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET
A man's penis took it's own life with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.
Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife and an angry wee willy wonka.
Sales rep Colin Nigel McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about and yelling 'I hate Spam!'
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his very tiny willy and minerals out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was fine and his tallywhacker was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted. There was also a note found in the kitchen apparently left by the disgruntled penis.
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable. The Willy Wonkaer is being held without bail and under suicide watch.
Developing...
__________________
There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.