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sanantoniosooner
4/24/2007, 08:07 AM
I'm through with it........ (http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm)

DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Developing...

picasso
4/24/2007, 08:43 AM
I'm through with it........ (http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm)

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his wee willy out.

"Then he cut the little unscircumsised buggar off. I couldn't believe it."


definitely happened in the UK.

OUDoc
4/24/2007, 08:56 AM
So, he's an osu fan now?

crawfish
4/24/2007, 08:58 AM
"Stable" is not a way I'd describe his condition.

Crimson_Balls
4/24/2007, 09:15 AM
I prefer tuna on my pizza

frankensooner
4/24/2007, 10:09 AM
Did anyone find out his nationality? I bet it was an Italian Sausage.

Viking Kitten
4/24/2007, 10:14 AM
Stuff like this keeps us safe from alien invaders.

Unless the Vogons decide to build an intergalactic highway.

Crimson_Balls
4/24/2007, 10:31 AM
Crazy bastages!!

skycat
4/24/2007, 10:54 AM
I suppose I could hold the sausage in such a situation, but why in the world would you want to?

sicko

SteelClip49
4/24/2007, 11:46 AM
I wonder what Sean Connery would say?

SoonerStormchaser
4/24/2007, 12:20 PM
Why wasn't I notified beforehand?


:eek:

GottaHavePride
4/24/2007, 03:08 PM
Unless the Vogons decide to build an intergalactic highway.

That's ok. I know where my towel is.

Viking Kitten
4/24/2007, 03:26 PM
Perhaps the sausage whacker was distraught after inadvertently reading some of the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Essex.

GottaHavePride
4/24/2007, 03:30 PM
Heh.

sanantoniosooner
4/24/2007, 03:32 PM
I've never had a thread I started confuse me so much.