anybody know what class I'm teaching?

[picasso]

that's right, theory of butt picking in the post modern world.

there's a school of thought out there that the pick still works, no matter how long you've been sitting. we're going to explore it kids.

[rufnek05]

are hand-e wipes a required material?

[olevetonahill]

so ur sayin
Pic it till it hurts ? or No pain no gain ?

[picasso]

now, we're talking about the dry pick here kids. outside the pants or shorts.

picking or pulling of the pants/undies to free up the butt for better walking and movement. it's a timeless move.

Howzit is the one to ask about the ummm, under the pants pick.

[rufnek05]

will there be a section on readjusting the frontal area descretly, incase in public when said adjustments need to be made?

[william_brasky]

Sir, what is your view on the wearing of no underpants?

[picasso]

hmmm frontal repositioning or the more direct "goin to the shop" move can result in better comfort and letting actual blood get back to the more important areas of one's person.

now, the no underpants method was tested often in the 70's and by yours truly a few times in college. instant comfort quickly resulted in major chaffing.

baby powder is highly recommended.



keep bringing us beer until someone passes out.

[william_brasky]

Is it every appropriate to pick while sitting?

[goingoneight]

So when is the class on scratching the frontal region?

[picasso]

the sitting pick. toughest move in the business. especially in an open chair.

now, the frontal seated pick is effortless and usually fixes the problem on the first or second try.

[olevetonahill]

will there be a section on readjusting the frontal area descretly, incase in public when said adjustments need to be made?
All of my blue jeans have holes wore in em from constantly haveing to adjust .
Its a damn shame that im so .................................................. :D
not really Im kinda proud .;)

[picasso]

So when is the class on scratching the frontal region?
that's being taught by Israel McGrew, pitcher on my American Legion baseball team in high school. that kid could pick and scratch with the best of 'em. we once counted 37 grabs and scratches in one inning.

tough class, especially his pop quizzes.

[william_brasky]

Will we be discussing comparative picking frequencies between boxers, briefs, panties, thongs, and commando in this class?

[soonerboomer93]

are you going to do an introduction to single square wiping?

or is that only for advanced students?

[picasso]

All of my blue jeans have holes wore in em from constantly haveing to shoot the ole pocket pool .
Its a damn shame that im so .................................................. :D
not really Im kinda proud .;)
cold in them hills huh Ole Vet? try some hot pockets so's you can at least find it when fixin time is commencing.

[picasso]

are you going to do an introduction to single square wiping?

or is that only for advanced students?
oh no that's not my specialty. I have perfected the **** mitt.

[picasso]

Will we be discussing comparative picking frequencies between boxers, briefs, panties, thongs, and commando in this class?
boxers - much adjusting and turning of the base of operations.

panties - comfy but only for when the old lady ain't home and you're all alone

thongs are an advanced study class

commando is not recommended, especially at Keystone Lake. sandy.




now, man panties is another one I'm not qualified to teach on.

[Fraggle145]

what about the three sea shells?

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/3shells.jpg

[picasso]

what about the three sea shells?

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/3shells.jpg
this is an Oklahoma class.

[picasso]

ok, 15 minute smoke and pick break. be sure and test all the theories now class.

I'm serious, this is my job!

[Fraggle145]

this is an Oklahoma class.

dammit ever since demolition man this has boggled my mind... if this class is about butt pickin' then the three seashells must be advanced a$$ wiping theory...

[olevetonahill]

cold in them hills huh Ole Vet? try some hot pockets so's you can at least find it when fixin time is commencing.
Naw , I aint like Jerk trying to find it under all them there clothes .:D

[olevetonahill]

dammit ever since demolition man this has boggled my mind... if this class is about butt pickin' then the three seashells must be advanced a$$ wiping theory...
get thee in the service
you will Learn the 1 sheet whipey thingy .

[Fraggle145]

get thee in the service
you will Learn the 1 sheet whipey thingy .

I think I might skip class that day... ;)

[william_brasky]

ok, 15 minute smoke and pick break. be sure and test all the theories now class.

I might have to drop this class. I got a little confused during the smoke and pick break and may have injured myself. Did I miss the intro on safety?

[picasso]

made me think of my human sexuality class in college. 2 hours, Tuesday night, 15 minute smoke and wank break.

[olevetonahill]

I might have to drop this class. I got a little confused during the smoke and pick break and may have injured myself. Did I miss the intro on safety?
When taking a smoke an pic break dumas .
You do NOT pic with the Lit end . :eek:

[proud gonzo]

wait, what happened to your class about eating while on the crapper?

[goingoneight]

that's being taught by Israel McGrew, pitcher on my American Legion baseball team in high school. that kid could pick and scratch with the best of 'em. we once counted 37 grabs and scratches in one inning.

tough class, especially his pop quizzes.

Long as it's not hands on or oral... :eek:

[olevetonahill]

wait, what happened to your class about eating while on the crapper?
Hes still picin and chewin er choosin .:D