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Frozen Sooner
4/23/2007, 12:20 PM
To stop trying to pick up hot girls that are much younger than him?

The poor guy is making a fool of himself and I'm worried that sooner or later he's going to get pepper sprayed.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/23/2007, 12:24 PM
If that's what he wants, and can take rejection, he's okay. He'll find one, prolly, since some girls like older guys, esp. if they have funds.

dolemitesooner
4/23/2007, 12:26 PM
you say

"hey listen here you peice of **** old man you have held me down to LONG NUCKA *** NUCKA...AND IF YOU DONT STOP EMBARASSING ME IN FRONT OF THESE FINE *** PEICES OF pUssSy I amgoing to choke your ****ing *** out bitch"


then you slap him and say

"straighten your *** up ****ing beicney

MamaMia
4/23/2007, 12:30 PM
To stop trying to pick up hot girls that are much younger than him?

The poor guy is making a fool of himself and I'm worried that sooner or later he's going to get pepper sprayed. You dont. Let him have his fun. My dad did the same thing. He married a gold digger half his age and both are very happy. She gets a credit card with no limit and he gets all the lovin' he can handle. :D

SoonerStormchaser
4/23/2007, 12:40 PM
Wow...that's the story of me and Mrs. SoonerStormchaser...except in reverse.

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 12:43 PM
I assume your parents are divorced otherwise that'd be an even bigger problem...

SoonerAtKU
4/23/2007, 03:49 PM
You have to sit him down and explain to him that cream pie doesn't always mean "cream pie"

yermom
4/23/2007, 04:12 PM
isn't he too old to handle the secks chair anyway?

soonervegas
4/23/2007, 04:15 PM
So if he hits on 40 different younger girls and one bites....isn't that better than hitting on 10 old hags and getting 5 bites? Let your dad fly his freak flag. I think it's kinda cool......

sanantoniosooner
4/23/2007, 04:16 PM
As long as the soldier can still salute he should be allowed to march in the parade.

TexasLidig8r
4/23/2007, 04:49 PM
To stop trying to pick up hot girls that are much younger than him?

The poor guy is making a fool of himself and I'm worried that sooner or later he's going to get pepper sprayed.

DAMMIT SON!! Stop stealing Mike Rich's password and get your friggin homework done! And, you're still grounded!!!! :mad:

soonerboomer93
4/23/2007, 05:17 PM
what kind of son wouldn't want his dad to get a taste of some younger tail?

the older folks clique should neg bomb you...

yermom
4/23/2007, 09:28 PM
Mike wants to keep them all for himself ;)

Frozen Sooner
4/23/2007, 09:50 PM
Heh. Those of you who've met my dad know nothing could be really further from the truth... I'm pretty sure yermom and crew weren't so blitzed by the time Dad showed at the Kilt that they don't remember him. Short guy. Beard. Swears a lot.

SoonerGirl06
4/23/2007, 09:51 PM
Tell him to stay away from TD2K and her seks chair!

olevetonahill
4/23/2007, 10:00 PM
If you were My kid Id smack you up side the head .:mad:
My kids are now 33, Boy , 31 , Boy , 28 G .
If any of em tried to tell me that shat Id knockemthe****out .:D

Sooner24
4/23/2007, 11:28 PM
Tell him to stay away from TD2K and her seks chair!


I think she is getting ready to tell him herself.

Soonerus
4/24/2007, 12:00 AM
Tell him to go for it, not that difficult...

soonerboomer93
4/24/2007, 01:33 AM
If you were My kid Id smack you up side the head .:mad:
My kids are now 33, Boy , 31 , Boy , 28 G .
If any of em tried to tell me that shat Id knockemthe****out .:D


is your daughter hawt?

olevetonahill
4/24/2007, 01:36 AM
is your daughter hawt?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :cool:

Sooner24
4/24/2007, 06:42 AM
is your daughter hawt?


If you live in the hills of SE Okla having all your teeth is considered hawt.

MamaMia
4/24/2007, 08:11 AM
So if he hits on 40 different younger girls and one bites....isn't that better than hitting on 10 old hags and getting 5 bites? Let your dad fly his freak flag. I think it's kinda cool......Can you define "old bag" for me please?

MamaMia
4/24/2007, 08:15 AM
Heh. Those of you who've met my dad know nothing could be really further from the truth... I'm pretty sure yermom and crew weren't so blitzed by the time Dad showed in a Kilt that they don't remember him. Short guy. Beard. Swears a lot.Your dad is Scottish? :confused:

soonervegas
4/24/2007, 04:22 PM
Can you define "old bag" for me please?

Over 25.


I kid, I kid.