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sanantoniosooner
4/23/2007, 07:46 AM
could land you in jail. (http://www.stuffed.co.nz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=366&Itemid=29)

Warning: Be very careful how you dispose of those embarrassing items

Written by Ben Gerrard
Monday, 23 April 2007

Wednesday morning started out just like any other for 38yr old Nebraska resident, John Greer.

Little did he know that in 20 minutes time he would set off a chain of events that would lead to his arrest and subsequent charges for supplying Pornography to minors. Greer an avid recycler always makes sure he puts out his stack of papers every Wednesday as part of the states Curb Side Paper Recycling Collection service.

Greer recently meet the girl of his dreams and decided that as such he would get rid of his collection of 20 plus Penthouse, Playboy and various other pornographic magazines. So he put all his "Dirty Magazines" in a box and put them out on the curb to be collected.

The chain of events leading to Mr Greer's arrest had begun. Greer’s house happened to be 100 meters from a local elementary school and a group of 10 year old boys walking to school decided that it would be fun to kick over and tip out all the paper on the curbside. Upon kicking over the box in front of Johns house the youngsters discovered the pile of porn. They promptly picked stuffed the entire porn collection into their school bags and continued onto school.

The magazines were quickly dispersed throughout the entire school and it wasn’t till near the end of Lunch time that teachers found and confiscated the first magazine. Two more groups of students were found reading magazines. This sparked a mass search of the school grounds as the entire teaching staff rounded up the remaining magazines.

The police were called in and the magazines were tracked back to the initial group of 5 boys who showed officers where they found them. Officers arrested and charged John Greer that afternoon.

Principal Michelle Brussels estimates that over 100 children may have been exposed to the pornographic material. "Parents have been notified and we have brought in counsellors to talk with children".

Due to the states tough anti pornography stance Greer if found guilty will face up to 4 years

Tailwind
4/23/2007, 08:10 AM
Oh Jeeze!

OUDoc
4/23/2007, 08:28 AM
That's not how you recycle porn.

picasso
4/23/2007, 08:38 AM
when I was in college I painted some signs for a guy who was opening a bait shop near Lake Fort Gibson. he was using his Uncle's old shop, I quickly noticed the Uncle had a 20 year collection of Penthouse magazines shelved inside.

I didn't get much work done naturally.

TUSooner
4/23/2007, 08:46 AM
If they really prosecute that guy they are all monstrous aszes.

But that brings back memories of a similar treasure trove that a couple of buddies and I found in the trash can behind the barber shop at the old City of Moore Shopping Center (or somewhere near there). Woot!

Howzit
4/23/2007, 08:51 AM
OUDoc would have loved to have had those for his waiting room.

OUDoc
4/23/2007, 08:53 AM
OUDoc would have loved to have had those for his waiting room.
I put those across the hall in the urologist's waiting room.

picasso
4/23/2007, 08:55 AM
what are you guys saying there? my eyesight ain't what it used to be.

Howzit
4/23/2007, 09:01 AM
Boris Yeltsin died.

OU4LIFE
4/23/2007, 09:39 AM
while killing kittens.

MamaMia
4/23/2007, 11:43 AM
I must have lived in a very risque' neighborhood. There wasn't a kid on the block who didn't know where to find the sexy magazines. Between parents mattresses was a real popular place back then.

Looking back, all of the neighborhood kids should have had couseling over it. We all turned out to be very naughty. :O

Widescreen
4/23/2007, 11:50 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.

Come on people!

Czar Soonerov
4/23/2007, 11:51 AM
Anybody hear from Veritas lately?

SoonerStormchaser
4/23/2007, 11:52 AM
I like baby seals...I like clubbing them!

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 12:47 PM
They brought in counselors to talk to the kids?
WTF are they going to say or counsel them on exactly?

Geezus. I'm so damned sick of this touchy-feely nonsense crap making everyone out to be a victim that I could choke to death from my own vomit.

sanantoniosooner
4/23/2007, 12:49 PM
They brought in counselors to talk to the kids?
WTF are they going to say or counsel them on exactly?

Geezus. I'm so damned sick of this touchy-feely nonsense crap making everyone out to be a victim that I could choke to death from my own vomit.
You're a victim.

OUDoc
4/23/2007, 12:52 PM
Due to the states tough anti pornography stance Greer if found guilty will face up to 4 years
If this happens, can he at least keep the magazines? :D

Osce0la
4/23/2007, 12:55 PM
Are the kids going to be punished for knocking over this man's trash? Is that not considered vandalism (or something along those lines)?



No, wait, nevermind...the kids are the victims here :rolleyes:

sanantoniosooner
4/23/2007, 12:56 PM
The trash men are the victim here.

Their haul got lifted.

85Sooner
4/23/2007, 01:18 PM
i GUESS THAT WOULD APPLY TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC AS WELL. Some of them womens are hawt

Flagstaffsooner
4/23/2007, 02:57 PM
We all turned out to be very naughty. :OTell us more, Mom. We want details!:D

soonersweetie
4/23/2007, 04:11 PM
I sure hope they don't prosecute this guy. That is just stupid.

How about we start with parents teaching their kids not to mess around with stuff that isn't theirs? Novel concept

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 04:12 PM
I sure hope they don't prosecute this guy. That is just stupid.

How about we start with parents teaching their kids not to mess around with stuff that isn't theirs? Novel concept

Well technically speaking the contents of a trash can are public domain once they're put out there.

Rogue
4/23/2007, 06:06 PM
Two more groups of students were found reading magazines.

:les:Literacy is still a good thing!

tulsaoilerfan
4/23/2007, 09:08 PM
What do you want to bet that said magazines are now in the teacher's lounge?

soonerboomer93
4/23/2007, 09:25 PM
actually, they're in the lounge at the police station

being evidence and all :D

tulsaoilerfan
4/23/2007, 11:02 PM
I guess that's what he gets for throwing away porn; what was he thinking anyway? :)

olevetonahill
4/24/2007, 12:21 AM
I sure hope they don't prosecute this guy. That is just stupid.

How about we start with parents teaching their kids not to mess around with stuff that isn't theirs? Novel concept
but , but , but . It coulda been used condoms and needles and stuff :eek:
Oh wait isnt that WHAT the trash is for ?