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Czar Soonerov
4/23/2007, 01:45 AM
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=iol1177062836666E263&set_id=1


Escort agency for Geeks

April 21 2007 at 02:00PM

A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.

Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.

She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.

"Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.

"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.

She added: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.

"Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/23/2007, 01:55 AM
OK, how did you come about finding this article?

Czar Soonerov
4/23/2007, 02:04 AM
I'm always on the lookout for new Dutch escort services.

yermom
4/23/2007, 02:07 AM
Selling is legal. ****ing is legal. Why isn't selling ****ing legal?!

Ruuuuuufus
4/23/2007, 02:07 AM
There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin.

for some reason this quote just seems a little on the weird side... :O

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 02:09 AM
for some reason this quote just seems a little on the weird side... :O
The thing that is more terrible than dying a virgin is dying.

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 02:09 AM
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=iol1177062836666E263&set_id=1

Ehh, I don't like greek women.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/23/2007, 06:25 AM
Ehh, I don't like greek women.Picky. Picky.

OKLA21FAN
4/23/2007, 06:29 AM
Ehh, I don't like greek women.
greek menness?

doesn't BU frown on such things?

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 12:11 PM
greek menness?

doesn't BU frown on such things?
I'm not sure what that is.

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 12:12 PM
Allow me to suggest that you all take the money for the Get SicEm Laid fund and use it to buy me a ticket to Amsterdam. I have a friend who wants me to go with him over there for the summer. He says there's something there for the both of us.

MamaMia
4/23/2007, 12:17 PM
Allow me to suggest that you all take the money for the Get SicEm Laid fund and use it to buy me a ticket to Amsterdam. I have a friend who wants me to go with him over there for the summer. He says there's something there for the both of us. He wants to hook you up with a lady called Mary Jane.

SicEmBaylor
4/23/2007, 12:18 PM
He wants to hook you up with a lady called Mary Jane.
I think he just wants to hook me up, Mary Jane is all his.

OKLA21FAN
4/23/2007, 12:23 PM
I'm not sure what that is.
Primetime speaks!