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MamaMia
4/22/2007, 10:30 AM
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. The people who call do call at 9 PM usually ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 5 PM.

9. You can live without a lot of sex but not without your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

Jerk
4/22/2007, 10:42 AM
19. The left lane is all yours, and you can go as slow as you want to.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/22/2007, 10:46 AM
(From my mom)

20. Senior citizen discounts at the dry cleaners and other assorted places.

Okla-homey
4/22/2007, 10:47 AM
The crap that you worried about before you were 30 makes you laugh now.

OCUDad
4/22/2007, 11:53 AM
The crap that you worried about before you were 30 makes you laugh now.Because you see your kids going through the same thing. :D