ALL ABOARD

[olevetonahill]

The Drunkytown express Is leaving the station .
And yes to My keys are hidden .;) :D

[Chuck Bao]

Now Hey Yow!

[Jimminy Crimson]

Been a resident of Drunkytown USA since 3pm today. :D

[Chuck Bao]

Now if you'd said 4:20, I'd have been a bit spec.

NTTIAWWT.

[Newbomb Turk]

Tee'd off at 1:00 today - started then. Don't know how long I'll be on the train tonight, but I'm in as of now!

[olevetonahill]

Now if you'd said 4:20, I'd have been a bit spec.

NTTIAWWT.
For reasons that will remain Unspecfied Im gonna refrain from any comments about Smokin . ;)

[Newbomb Turk]

there's room on the expess.

:les: ALL ABOARD!!

[Newbomb Turk]

olevet's drunkytown thread sucks.

;)

[Osce0la]

I was told to bring this here...so here ya go...

I need suggestions/recipes on mixed drinks. I have vodka and rum and that is it right now...I bought a mixer/shaker thingy earlier today so I am experimenting with it now (more like finding excuses to get drunk) :D

Ideas? Recipes? Something that isn't a freaking martini?

[Chuck Bao]

We probably need Mama Mia to get us in a stargazing mood.

[olevetonahill]

olevet's drunkytown thread sucks.

;)
Just wate till I get this thing doing over a 100 and hit that curve , Yall hang on tite now . :D

[Chuck Bao]

There was that article on MSNBC about alchol adding to the health benefits of eating fruit.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18218185/

My strategy is to eat lots of fresh fruit and chase it down with tequila.

Oh, my recipe suggestion. Fresh fruit + alcohol = good times.

[Newbomb Turk]

I was told to bring this here...so here ya go...

I need suggestions/recipes on mixed drinks. I have vodka and rum and that is it right now...I bought a mixer/shaker thingy earlier today so I am experimenting with it now (more like finding excuses to get drunk) :D

Ideas? Recipes? Something that isn't a freaking martini?

sorry - I only know how to drink something out of a beer can. :O

[Osce0la]

Ok, I am officially out of vodka :(

[olevetonahill]

I was told to bring this here...so here ya go...

I need suggestions/recipes on mixed drinks. I have vodka and rum and that is it right now...I bought a mixer/shaker thingy earlier today so I am experimenting with it now (more like finding excuses to get drunk) :D

Ideas? Recipes? Something that isn't a freaking martini?
If ya gotta a drink ? ya need to be in the drunkytown thread rite ?

So you have Rum , and Vodka .
But Now tell us what you have for a mixer . My preference . Vodka neat over ice . Rum any damn thin you want . ;)

[Newbomb Turk]

There was that article on MSNBC about alchol adding to the health benefits of eating fruit.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18218185/

My strategy is to eat lots of fresh fruit and chase it down with tequila.

Oh, my recipe suggestion. Fresh fruit + alcohol = good times.

I'm going to have to show this to the wife.

:pop:

[Osce0la]

sorry - I only know how to drink something out of a beer can. :O
I don't have any beer :( Which is bad because I always drink Budweiser on race day...

[SoonerGirl06]

Ok, I am officially out of vodka :(

That sucks... you can do so much more with vodka than you can with rum.

[Chuck Bao]

If you get past that 1-2 beer or wine drinks for healthy life, you may want to switch to fruity fruity drinks. They be better than the just fruit.

[Osce0la]

If ya gotta a drink ? ya need to be in the drunkytown thread rite ?

So you have Rum , and Vodka .
But Now tell us what you have for a mixer . My preference . Vodka neat over ice . Rum any damn thin you want . ;)
I only have the rum because my wife wanted daquiris the other night...I usually don't mix drinks (to be honest I have never mixed drinks) because I would rather just buy beer because it requires no mixing...The only drink I will usually take the time to mix is a screwdriver because it is pretty simple...

[Newbomb Turk]

That sucks... you can do so much more with vodka than you can with rum.

oh really???

please tell - just what can you do do with vodka.

:hot:

[Osce0la]

That sucks... you can do so much more with vodka than you can with rum.
I knew I should have gotten a bigger bottle of vodka :( :mad:

regardless, I will buy more tomorrow and any suggestions made will be attempted when more vodka has been bought...

[olevetonahill]

I don't have any beer :( Which is bad because I always drink Budweiser on race day...
well hell smack the ole lady and tell her " Get thee to the store "
If you dont have an olel ady , you need to stock up befor hittin the Express. Or call a Cab . :cool:

[Osce0la]

oh really???

please tell - just what can you do do with vodka.

:hot:
Get pretty damned drunk :D

[Newbomb Turk]

I don't have any beer :( Which is bad because I always drink Budweiser on race day...

that's what I'm drinking - Bud, and watching the race.

[Chuck Bao]

Oh for Sic'em, check out the bear claw drink in my Lao theread.

Pity posts welcomed there too! Hijack, make fun, whatever.

[Osce0la]

that's what I'm drinking - Bud, and watching the race.
where is the Bud car right now? I need to get back in there and watch...

[Newbomb Turk]

oh really???

please tell - just what can you do do with vodka.

:hot:

I said "do do"

:D

[olevetonahill]

If you get past that 1-2 beer or wine drinks for healthy life, you may want to switch to fruity fruity drinks. They be better than the just fruit.
sicem is that you ?

[Newbomb Turk]

where is the Bud car right now? I need to get back in there and watch...

it's on the track, going around in circles. ;)


not sure, but he's had a pretty good night.

[Osce0la]

This thread took off after my drunk a** showed up :D

[olevetonahill]

I only have the rum because my wife wanted daquiris the other night...I usually don't mix drinks (to be honest I have never mixed drinks) because I would rather just buy beer because it requires no mixing...The only drink I will usually take the time to mix is a screwdriver because it is pretty simple...
Drunky town drivers Final advice .
Pour ya some Rum in some OJ and call it a Jamacian screwdriver . :rolleyes:
YWIA .

[SoonerGirl06]

oh really???

please tell - just what can you do do with vodka.

:hot:

You can do do so so many things with vodka.....

[Newbomb Turk]

You can do do so so many things with vodka.....

go on.

[SoonerGirl06]

go on.

There's such a wide variety of things, I wouldn't know where to begin....

[olevetonahill]

This thread took off after my drunk a** showed up :D
And we spek ya fer it ,. lol
:D

[Osce0la]

nm

[Newbomb Turk]

And we spek ya fer it ,. lol
:D

he saved your sorry drunkytown thread. :)

[Chuck Bao]

sicem is that you ?

Urgh! No, I posted that alcohol + fruit > fruit thing. I think that's a pretty important scientific advance.

Then, I posted the bear claw drink for sic'em in my Lao trip thread. One of you drunky town express peeps find it in your hearts to post something, anything really, in my Lao trip thread. Plsthx.

[Osce0la]

heh...I can't wait to come back tomorrow and read this :D

[olevetonahill]

oh really???

please tell - just what can you do do with vodka.

:hot:
HMM ya never heard of the
Vaginal , vodka , straw . ?
aw hell never mind , If you had to ask .:eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

HMM ya never heard of the
Vaginal , vodka , straw . ?
aw hell never mind , If you had to ask .:eek:

no, but I'm going to Google it right now.

:twinkies:

[Osce0la]

http://www.webtender.com/

[olevetonahill]

he saved your sorry drunkytown thread. :)
naw id of kept it going . ;) :D :rolleyes: :D :pop:

[olevetonahill]

Urgh! No, I posted that alcohol + fruit > fruit thing. I think that's a pretty important scientific advance.

Then, I posted the bear claw drink for sic'em in my Lao trip thread. One of you drunky town express peeps find it in your hearts to post something, anything really, in my Lao trip thread. Plsthx.
then Hell Bro post the link . Im to drunk to be driving any thing but the express;) :D

[olevetonahill]

heh...I can't wait to come back tomorrow and read this :D
Thats what makes the Drunky town threads so :cool: :D

[olevetonahill]

no, but I'm going to Google it right now.

:twinkies:
Hell Im thinking now I skeered the grl . :eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

It's 10:00, I've been drinking since 1:00 and and I'm tired.

:les: entertain me people!

[olevetonahill]

It's 10:00, I've been drinking since 1:00 and and I'm tired.

:les: entertain me people!
***** . :P

[Newbomb Turk]

***** . :P

now that's more like it!

:eddie: :chicken: :bsmf: :mack:

[King Crimson]

http://content-golf.live.advance.net/images/courses/critic/ballyneal10.jpg

[olevetonahill]

now that's more like it!

:eddie: :chicken: :bsmf: :mack:
what I was sayin about the straw thingy .:D

[Newbomb Turk]

Hell Im thinking now I skeered the grl . :eek:

yep - good job vet - you chased SG06 off. :chicken:

[olevetonahill]

http://content-golf.live.advance.net/images/courses/critic/ballyneal10.jpg
Id Hit IT .;)

[Newbomb Turk]

http://content-golf.live.advance.net/images/courses/critic/ballyneal10.jpg



<sigh>

[SoonerGirl06]

Hell Im thinking now I skeered the grl . :eek:

I'm still here...

I'm trying to google that damn drink you mentioned... I'm not having any luck finding it.

[olevetonahill]

yep - good job vet - you chased SG06 off. :chicken:
But I got her Pic , Ya want it ?
if she dont come back and tell me NO I might share it .:D

[Newbomb Turk]

On that topic, I played golf today for the first time since about August. Considering the 20-30 mph winds, I was happy with the way I hit the ball today. The short game left something to be desired.

[olevetonahill]

I'm still here...

I'm trying to google that damn drink you mentioned... I'm not having any luck finding it.
Baby Girl
that was MY own invention .
one wild nite in .
somewhere ! :D

[Newbomb Turk]

But I got her Pic , Ya want it ?
if she dont come back and tell me NO I might share it .:D

PM
PM
PM

[royalfan5]

On that topic, I played golf today for the first time since about August. Considering the 20-30 mph winds, I was happy with the way I hit the ball today. The short game left something to be desired.
I really need to hit the driving range before our Ag-biz grad student golf outing. Our professor has qualified for the U.S. Open before, I don't want to be a danger to myself or others this year.

[olevetonahill]

PM
PM
PM
Naw she trusted me .
so Ill honor that trust .
just had to stir the pot a lil
Oh bad word .:eek: ;)

[Newbomb Turk]

I really need to hit the driving range before our Ag-biz grad student golf outing. Our professor has qualified for the U.S. Open before, I don't want to be a danger to myself or others this year.

One of the guys I golfed with today falls under the category of being a danger to others on the course. He hits the ball a ton, but you never know where it's going.

[Newbomb Turk]

Naw she trusted me .
so Ill honor that trust .


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

[SoonerGirl06]

Drinks you can make with Vodka:

A Southern Screw
2oz Vodka
2oz Southern Comfort
6oz OJ
ice


Cherry Over the Edge
4oz Southern Comfort
4oz Vodka
10oz OJ
crushed ice

[olevetonahill]

One of the guys I golfed with today falls under the category of being a danger to others on the course. He hits the ball a ton, but you never know where it's going.
Hell the last time I played " chase the ball "
I won the "hardest worker out there " trophy .:O

[royalfan5]

One of the guys I golfed with today falls under the category of being a danger to others on the course. He hits the ball a ton, but you never know where it's going.
That's strange, I don't remember golfing today.

I can crush the ball, or I can hit it straight. I have no in-between as of yet. Plus , if there are trees I can have the knack for creating interesting riccochets.

[SoonerGirl06]

Baby Girl
that was MY own invention .
one wild nite in .
somewhere ! :D

:(

Well it sounded like a damn good drink.

[proud gonzo]

good idea. I'll have some 7UP and rum while i teach myself to play guitar. ...and ignore any homework i should be doing

[Newbomb Turk]

Drinks you can make with Vodka:

A Southern Screw


I didn't read anything beyond that.

[olevetonahill]

Drinks you can make with Vodka:

A Southern Screw
2oz Vodka
2oz Southern Comfort
6oz OJ
ice


Cherry Over the Edge
4oz Southern Comfort
4oz Vodka
10oz OJ
crushed ice

Girlfriend
My version of the Southern Screw
is some differant from that .
Its a Vaginal , vodka , straw mixture .
you might be to young to be reading this .:D :cool: :eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

One of the guys I golfed with today falls under the category of being a danger to others on the course. He hits the ball a ton, but you never know where it's going.

It's been forever since I played. I actually have wood Woods. They're just so totally cool.

My parents used to live on a golf course. The 7th tee was right behind our house. We'd sneak on all the time and hope the marshall never caught us.

[olevetonahill]

:(

Well it sounded like a damn good drink.
I like it
ALOT.:D :cool:

[HskrGrl]

Drinks you can make with Vodka:

A Southern Screw
2oz Vodka
2oz Southern Comfort
6oz OJ
ice


I've always heard that called A Slow Screw

[SoonerGirl06]

I didn't read anything beyond that.

You should try a Southern Screw sometime. They're very good.

[royalfan5]

Pabst is great too.

[olevetonahill]

It's been forever since I played. I actually have wood Woods. They're just so totally cool.

My parents used to live on a golf course. The 7th tee was right behind our house. We'd sneak on all the time and hope the marshall never caught us.
Slow pitch , whos gonna hit it over the wall ?:D

[Newbomb Turk]

You should try a Southern Screw sometime. They're very good.

possibly the best post I've ever read.

[olevetonahill]

I've always heard that called A Slow Screw
Only way to have a screw . Isnt it ?

[Newbomb Turk]

It's been forever since I played. I actually have wood Woods. They're just so totally cool.


Persimmon woods are so sweet.

[HskrGrl]

Only way to have a screw . Isnt it ?

We'll there's also the Mountian Screw, Plain Jane Screw, and Twisted Screw

[SoonerGirl06]

Persimmon woods are so sweet.

Yeah... that's exactly what they are. I think they're awesome!

[olevetonahill]

Persimmon woods are so sweet.
you named it WHAT ?:eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

You should try a Southern Screw sometime. They're very good.


We'll there's also the Mountian Screw, Plain Jane Screw, and Twisted Screw

I need a cold shower.

[SoonerGirl06]

We'll there's also the Mountian Screw, Plain Jane Screw, and Twisted Screw

I'll have a Twisted Screw please.

[HskrGrl]

Anyone else watching UFC

[olevetonahill]

We'll there's also the Mountian Screw, Plain Jane Screw, and Twisted Screw
As long as its slow and Long Im ok with it . ;) :D

[Newbomb Turk]

olevet's lame drunkytown thread has taken a very good turn for the better.

[Newbomb Turk]

Anyone else watching UFC

I'm watching the end of the NASCAR race.

[HskrGrl]

I'll have a Twisted Screw please.

Sour Apple Pucker (DeKuyper) 1 oz.
Vodka, apple (Smirnoff Apple Twist) 2 oz.
Orange Juice 5 oz.
Sprite 2 splashes
Apple 2 slices (green Granny Smith)
Oranges 1 slice


I wish I had some pucker. That sounds good! Right now I'm drinking a waaaaaay too strong watermelon martini in honor of Oklahoma having the watermelon named the state veggie.

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm watching something on the History channel. :O

[HskrGrl]

I'm watching the end of the NASCAR race.

There is a man in this world that would choose to watch cars driving in circles over two guys beating the crap out of eachother? ;)

[royalfan5]

There is a man in this world that would choose to watch cars driving in circles over two guys beating the crap out of eachother? ;)
at least two in this thread.

[SoonerGirl06]

Sour Apple Pucker (DeKuyper) 1 oz.
Vodka, apple (Smirnoff Apple Twist) 2 oz.
Orange Juice 5 oz.
Sprite 2 splashes
Apple 2 slices (green Granny Smith)
Oranges 1 slice


That sounds like an awesome drink. I'm gonna have to make it sometime.

[Newbomb Turk]

There is a man in this world that would choose to watch cars driving in circles over two guys beating the crap out of eachother? ;)

based on TV ratings, there's a bunch of em. :)

[HskrGrl]

at least two in this thread.

But UFC is FREE this time!!!

CRO COP!!!!!!!

[olevetonahill]

I need a cold shower.
Aint that why God gave you 2 hands ?

[HskrGrl]

How late does this train run? I've got a lot left to drink tonight

[Newbomb Turk]

How late does this train run? I've got a lot left to drink tonight

24/7

[royalfan5]

But UFC is FREE this time!!!

CRO COP!!!!!!!
I prefer the sweet science myself.

[SoonerGirl06]

I can't handle the UFC. Too gory for me. :O

[HskrGrl]

I prefer the sweet science myself.

You can mute the TV. Then you don't have to listen too Joe Rogan.

[Newbomb Turk]

Ok the race is over. I'm going to watch the golf channel now.

[olevetonahill]

I'll have a Twisted Screw please.
Girl friend
Ive been accused more than 1nc of being "twisted " ;)

[HskrGrl]

Ok the race is over. I'm going to watch the golf channel now.

Ok, now I know you're drunk!

[royalfan5]

You can mute the TV. Then you don't have to listen too Joe Rogan.
When Manny Pacquiao and Vic Darchinyan start doing UFC I might care.

[olevetonahill]

There is a man in this world that would choose to watch cars driving in circles over two guys beating the crap out of eachother? ;)
Not ME
Id rather be ritecher .;)

[HskrGrl]

What time is that meteor shower? I might have to move this party outside.

[SoonerGirl06]

Ok the race is over. I'm going to watch the golf channel now.

I thought you want to be entertained?!?!?

Watching golf always puts me to sleep... I don't care how exciting it can get sometimes, it just does.

I think it's Jim Nance's voice that does it.

[Newbomb Turk]

Ok, now I know you're drunk!

Ok, fine.

Iron Chef it is.

[olevetonahill]

How late does this train run? I've got a lot left to drink tonight
Till the chief engineer passes out . then you can drive this baby .:D

[Newbomb Turk]

What time is that meteor shower? I might have to move this party outside.

4am

[Newbomb Turk]

I thought you want to be entertained?!?!?

Watching golf always puts me to sleep... I don't care how exciting it can get sometimes, it just does.

I think it's Jim Nance's voice that does it.

It's not Jim Nance. It's a replay of the British Open when John Daly won.

[SoonerGirl06]

Ok, fine.

Iron Chef it is.

Oooo! Iron Chef... I need to go change the channel.

[Newbomb Turk]

Ok, I watched ESPN long enough to see that the Red Sox beat the Yankees. My day is complete now. :)

[HskrGrl]

4 am!? Hmmm, I might be done dealin by then.

[VeeJay]

In, and PWI

Posting While Impaired

[royalfan5]

Ok, I watched ESPN long enough to see that the Red Sox beat the Yankees. My day is complete now. :)
That's like seeing Hamas beat Al-Queda

[HskrGrl]

OMG!!!!!!!! Cro Cop just got knocked out! He's still out!! I'm shocked! I think he might be dead.

[proud gonzo]

I've always heard that called A Slow Screwno, that's a "Sloe Screw" :
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
Orange juice

Sloe Comfortable Screw:
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
1 oz. Southern Comfort
Orange juice

Sloe Comfortable Screw up Against the Wall:
1.5 oz. vocka
1 oz. sloe gin
1 oz Southern Comfort
Orange juice
1 oz. Galliano (floated on top)

[HskrGrl]

He got a kick to the temple. this isn't good

[VeeJay]

I'm watching something on the History channel. :O

Secks In The Civil War?

Zit any good?

[Newbomb Turk]

Oooo! Iron Chef... I need to go change the channel.

Bobby Flay lost! :eek:

[HskrGrl]

no, that's a "Sloe Screw" :
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
Orange juice

Ohhhhhh! When I call my friend later to tell her how much I love her remind me to tell her she's an idiot too.

[VeeJay]

I just seen breastages

[olevetonahill]

It's not Jim Nance. It's a replay of the British Open when John Daly won.
Turn in your Man card !
you are watchin golf , from yrs ago ? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek: :pop: :twinkies: :hot:
Thats major sucage . :)

[Newbomb Turk]

Turn in your Man card !
you are watchin golf , from yrs ago ? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek: :pop: :twinkies: :hot:
Thats major sucage . :)

bite me.

[pb4ou]

I just boarded the train








for medicinal purposes

;)

[HskrGrl]

I just seen breastages

I guess that means you're not watching golf

[HskrGrl]

I just boarded the train








for medicinal purposes

;)

But did you eat any fruit first? I had watemelon in my martini so I'm good.

[proud gonzo]

Bobby Flay lost! :eek:YES!!!

[Newbomb Turk]

I guess that means you're not watching golf

Might have been Phil Mickelson - he's got man-boobs.

[royalfan5]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E7lLde3P4DA

My Mom sent me this tornado footage earlier in the week. It goes right by the homeplace on my Mom's side of the family. It's was trippy to see storm chaser going by stuff I've seen a million times.

[olevetonahill]

no, that's a "Sloe Screw" :
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
Orange juice

Sloe Comfortable Screw:
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
1 oz. Southern Comfort
Orange juice

Sloe Comfortable Screw up Against the Wall:
1.5 oz. vocka
1 oz. sloe gin
1 oz Southern Comfort
Orange juice
1 oz. Galliano (floated on top)
I wish I was younger , or you were older .;)

[royalfan5]

I'm sharing that because I'm to the point where I am drunk and entertaining myself with youtube/

[SoonerGirl06]

no, that's a "Sloe Screw" :
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
Orange juice

Sloe Comfortable Screw:
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
1 oz. Southern Comfort
Orange juice

Sloe Comfortable Screw up Against the Wall:
1.5 oz. vocka
1 oz. sloe gin
1 oz Southern Comfort
Orange juice
1 oz. Galliano (floated on top)

All 3 sound good to me.

[olevetonahill]

bite me.
NO :P

[Newbomb Turk]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E7lLde3P4DA

My Mom sent me this tornado footage earlier in the week. It goes right by the homeplace on my Mom's side of the family. It's was trippy to see storm chaser going by stuff I've seen a million times.

tornados are so cool...when they're not close to you.

[pb4ou]

But did you eat any fruit first? I had watemelon in my martini so I'm good.

well, I've got no brew. :(

But I got a cherry from my sonic cup at the bottom of the mixed drink. Does that count?

[VeeJay]

I'd think watching John Daly leading any event would be a respectable endeavor. You never know when he may dump clubs in a pond, suffer a cigarette burn hole in his shirt, or break out into "Achy Breaky Heart" after a birdie.

[SoonerGirl06]

Secks In The Civil War?

Zit any good?

I wasn't born back then... I have no idea.

[royalfan5]

tornados are so cool...when they're not close to you.
I've had my share of close calls.

[olevetonahill]

I just boarded the train








for medicinal purposes

;)
Thats why we have stops ALONG THE WAY
Welcome aboard .:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Bobby Flay lost! :eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I know... by a woman too!




Yeah baby! Yeah! :cool: :D :cool: :D

[Newbomb Turk]

NO :P

that wasn't a yes or no question. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

bite me.

Hey! That's my line! :(




:D

[HskrGrl]

Olevet, I'm about to make a Jamacian Screwdriver.... it better be good. I don't have much rum left.

[proud gonzo]

I wish I was younger , or you were older .;)lol

[Newbomb Turk]

Hey! That's my line! :(


:hot:

[royalfan5]

Gin>Rum

[olevetonahill]

I wasn't born back then... I have no idea.
I have it on good authority that secks was GREAT any time .
just sayin
:D :cool:

[pb4ou]

What's a simple bite on the buttocks amongst friends?

;)

[Newbomb Turk]

Gin>Rum

you=crazy

[HskrGrl]

well, I've got no brew. :(

But I got a cherry from my sonic cup at the bottom of the mixed drink. Does that count?

Cherries always count.

[SoonerGirl06]

Gin>Rum

Gin<Rum


How anyone can drink a martini is beyond me.

I tried one once and just couldn't hang.:(

[olevetonahill]

that wasn't a yes or no question. :D
Asked and Answered any dayum way . just in case you were trolin or sumpin .
:eek: :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Cherries always count.

amen

[pb4ou]

Cherries always count.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

I'm retarded :O

[HskrGrl]

Turn around. Let me have a nibble.

:eek:

[olevetonahill]

Hey! That's my line! :(




:D
Now she gets a YES .:D

[Newbomb Turk]

Asked and Answered any dayum way . just in case you were trolin or sumpin .
:eek: :D

hey - it's your thread. You call the shots. :)

[olevetonahill]

Olevet, I'm about to make a Jamacian Screwdriver.... it better be good. I don't have much rum left.
Hey it was just a suggestion .
But hell drink it anyway . Do Not waste it .
Hell If its bad Ill mix some Black Jack with beer and rum an MILK . to be sympatico with you .;)

[HskrGrl]

Gin<Rum


How anyone can drink a martini is beyond me.

I tried one once and just couldn't hang.:(

Usually 1 and 1. I make mine about 1 and 3/4. Still almost tastes like I'm drinking a shot of vodka with ever sip.

[VeeJay]

Gin<Rum


How anyone can drink a martini is beyond me.

I tried one once and just couldn't hang.:(

My 20 year old was conceived courtesy of a fifth of Tanqueray. There is a special place reserved in my heart for doing it with the aftertaste of pine bark in my mouth...

[Newbomb Turk]

My 20 year old was conceived courtesy of a fifth of Tanqueray. There is a special place reserved in my heart for doing it with the aftertaste of pine bark in my mouth...

that made me laugh - spek.

[olevetonahill]

Usually 1 and 1. I make mine about 1 and 3/4. Still almost tastes like I'm drinking a shot of vodka with ever sip.
Shaken NOT stirred . :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Thats why we have stops ALONG THE WAY
Welcome aboard .:Dhttp://p.vtourist.com/2803646-Flagstaff_by_the_old_town-Flagstaff.jpg

I just got on.

[royalfan5]

Gin<Rum


How anyone can drink a martini is beyond me.

I tried one once and just couldn't hang.:(
**** martini's

I drink it straight or with tonic.

[SoonerGirl06]

Fuzzy Screw
1oz Vodka
1oz Peach Schnapps
6oz OJ

Hawaiian Screw
2oz Vodka
OJ
Pineapple Juice

Power Drill
1part Vodka
1part OJ
1splash Beer

[HskrGrl]

Jamacian Screwdriver review:

Good! Although the only kind of OJ I had was Sunny D and anything with Sunny D is good.

[Newbomb Turk]

**** martini's

I drink it straight or with tonic.

if you like it, good for you.

but to me, gin is nasty.

[royalfan5]

I think this has a place in a drunkytown thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o5g2yyvdjrE

[pb4ou]

Back in '94, I bought a big bottle of gin from Mexico. My friends and I opened it after the Rockets won the 'ship.

It was gooood.

[Newbomb Turk]

Fuzzy Screw

Power Drill


I like the new spek rules, where you don't have to spread reputation around.

SG06 is getting spek again.

[SoonerGirl06]

**** martini's

I drink it straight or with tonic.

I can't handle the gin. Tried a martini while I was on a date one time. I had to take two gulps of water for every teeny sip of the martini.

[royalfan5]

I can't handle the gin. Tried a martini while I was on a date one time. I had to take two gulps of water for every teeny sip of the martini.
How can you hate something that tastes like Pine-Sol. I suppose you'd bitch about having to drink Franzia too.

[SoonerGirl06]

I like the new spek rules, where you don't have to spread reputation around.

SG06 is getting spek again.

I'm just honoring an earlier question of what you can do with Vodka. :D ;)

[olevetonahill]

Jamacian Screwdriver review:

Good! Although the only kind of OJ I had was Sunny D and anything with Sunny D is good.
Then spek My drunk *** for suggesting it . ;)

[HskrGrl]

I think this has a place in a drunkytown thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o5g2yyvdjrE

That looks like fun. Weeeeeeee

[SoonerGirl06]

How can you hate something that tastes like Pine-Sol. I suppose you'd bitch about having to drink Franzia too.

Easy... cuz gin tastes like sh^t IMO.

Wine on the other hand.... I'm on my 3rd glass right now.


CHEERS!

[SicEmBaylor]

Easy... cuz gin tastes like sh^t IMO.

Wine on the other hand.... I'm on my 3rd glass right now.


CHEERS!

Tell me when you're on you're 5th!

[HskrGrl]

Then spek My drunk *** for suggesting it . ;)

I was doing just that. My drunk *** had to go back and find your post. :D

[royalfan5]

Easy... cuz gin tastes like sh^t IMO.

Wine on the other hand.... I'm on my 3rd glass right now.


CHEERS!
I lost the ability to drink wine my Junior year in college following a memorable wild vines/Yukon Jack bender that incapacitated me.

[Blue]

Jeff Gordon wins Pheonix. I'll be getting hammered further.

[pb4ou]

To Bill Brasky!!!!!!!!!
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/30/myicon1ko5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[royalfan5]

Now that Sic'ems here, I'll post this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7CEqVTWo4EI

[SoonerGirl06]

I lost the ability to drink wine my Junior year in college following a memorable wild vines/Yukon Jack bender that incapacitated me.

Uh... yeah. I had some nights like that back in the day.

One night I was so bad I "woke up" with a black trash bag tied around my neck while riding shot gun in my friends new car. He didn't want me to pluke all over the place.

Not a pretty picture.:O

[Newbomb Turk]

I know it's early, but after drinking all day at the golf course, my *** is tired. I'm going to bed.

Have fun drunkytown residents.

[HskrGrl]

I just went to make another of Olevet's brillant drink and poured too much OJ in my empty glass. I then proceeded to pour some of the OJ back into the bottle. Remind me not to let the kids have OJ in the morning. :O

[royalfan5]

Uh... yeah. I had some nights like that back in the day.

One night I was so bad I "woke up" with a black trash bag tied around my neck while riding shot gun in my friends new car. He didn't want me to pluke all over the place.

Not a pretty picture.:O
My roommate and his girlfriend made trash bag ponchos while attempting to join the century club.

[HskrGrl]

Goodnight Turk

[proud gonzo]

I CAN drink martinis, but to me gin tastes like dish soap.

[olevetonahill]

http://p.vtourist.com/2803646-Flagstaff_by_the_old_town-Flagstaff.jpg

I just got on.
Hell I didnt even slow the train down for ur stop . :P :D

[HskrGrl]

My roommate and his girlfriend made trash bag ponchos while attempting to join the century club.

I was never able to join that club.

[pb4ou]

Now that Sic'ems here, I'll post this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7CEqVTWo4EI

or this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Zc9NyYH-k). :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Tell me when you're on you're 5th!

:D :D :D

Starting #4

[Chuck Bao]

The big problem with wine is that I can't mix it with beer or booze. So, I just stay with booze and I'm quite okay with that on a sunday morning.

[olevetonahill]

I'm just honoring an earlier question of what you can do with Vodka. :D ;)
OOOOOH baby I done tole ya what vodka can do .;)

[SoonerGirl06]

OOOOOH baby I done tole ya what vodka can do .;)

Yeah... but I'm all out of straws.

[olevetonahill]

I know it's early, but after drinking all day at the golf course, my *** is tired. I'm going to bed.

Have fun drunkytown residents.
Punnany . :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hell I didnt even slow the train down for ur stop . :P :DI know, I got cinder rash diving for the train.

[HskrGrl]

or this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Zc9NyYH-k). :D

I laugh everytime I see that video. I use to have it on my myspace page. :O

[olevetonahill]

Yeah... but I'm all out of straws.
If you wernt so young or me so old . Id furnish the straws AND the Vodka ;)
you furnish the other ingredient .;) :D

[Blue]

If you wernt so young or me so old . Id furnish the straws AND the Vodka ;)
you furnish the other ingredient .;) :D

subtle...:D

[olevetonahill]

I know, I got cinder rash diving for the train.
Hell I knew you AZ hobos knew how to hop a freight . :D

[olevetonahill]

subtle...:D
I be way to past being subtle,
just to old fer the yunguns .:mad:

[HskrGrl]

Is the train slowing down? Maybe it's just starting to spin.

[pb4ou]

Is the train slowing down? Maybe it's just starting to spin.

How you doin'?

;)

[olevetonahill]

Is the train slowing down? Maybe it's just starting to spin.
Hell NO the dood shovelin coal went on break .
the bastage .;)
I h8 unions .:mad:

[HskrGrl]

Better than I was a couple hours ago when I got on this train.

[SicEmBaylor]

There sure are a lot of dirty old men around here.

[royalfan5]

God I love youtube
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dBclFpUmv_0

[olevetonahill]

There sure are a lot of dirty old men around here.
And ONE little girley dude . :eek:

[olevetonahill]

I know, I got cinder rash diving for the train.
I aint backin this train up . Did you fall off again ? :eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

subtle...:D

There's nothing subtle on the Drunkytown Express. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

God I love youtube
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dBclFpUmv_0

Awesome stuff. I hadn't heard that song in a long time.

[olevetonahill]

There's nothing subtle on the Drunkytown Express. :D
Yup,and Blue . They aint too oung , if they be Legal and I can BS em into it;) :P :cool: :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

And ONE little girley dude . :eek::D

[olevetonahill]

:D
I aint trying to hurt his/her feelings or nuthin , :D

[Blue]

Yup,and Blue . They aint too oung , if they be Legal and I can BS em into it;) :P :cool: :D

LEGAL being the key word, Playa. :D

[royalfan5]

In case anyone was wondering. ZZ Top does in fact rule.

[SoonerGirl06]

I aint trying to hurt his/her feelings or nuthin , :D

I think you scared him off.

Maybe he's just getting more Zima.

[olevetonahill]

LEGAL being the key word, Playa. :D
Aint that what I said ? :D

[olevetonahill]

I think you scared him off.

Maybe he's just getting more Zima.
Naw tex shes prolly cryin in her cote .:eek:

[SicEmBaylor]

I think you scared him off.

Maybe he's just getting more Zima.
Would you like me to grab you one?

[Blue]

Aint that what I said ? :D

And I said, you're never too old, they can only be too young! Nevermind. :D Carry on...

[HskrGrl]

Legal meaning age or place of residency?

[olevetonahill]

And I said, you're never too old, they can only be too young! Nevermind. :D Carry on...
Legal age being the Key word . ;) :D

[olevetonahill]

Legal meaning age or place of residency?
If you can buy Booze .
UR legal .:D :D :D :D :D

[royalfan5]

Also Ben Orr>Ric Ocasek as singers for the Cars

[olevetonahill]

Would you like me to grab you one?
No girl , If I want a soda pop , Ill go to the all aboard the sodapop thread .:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

Would you like me to grab you one?

Please do... I'm almost at the end of glass #4.

[olevetonahill]

Also Ben Orr>Ric Ocasek as singers for the Cars
Gotcher Motor Running . ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

Please do... I'm almost at the end of glass #4.
Hey! Hey! I know what that means!
#5 is coming up!

[Blue]

This will be edited in 3,2,1...

[SoonerGirl06]

Also Ben Orr>Ric Ocasek as singers for the Cars

There's a new lead singer for the Cars? Really?

[olevetonahill]

Please do... I'm almost at the end of glass #4.
Dont you be drinkin no sissy drink now . :mad: :O
Hell girl I got a Gallon Of black Jack , some Rum . and at least a case of Natty .
;)

[royalfan5]

There's a new lead singer for the Cars? Really?
No, there were always two. And Ben Orr has been dead for 5 years or so now. Orr and Ocasek just sound so much alike that if you didn't know who was singing you didn't notice.

[olevetonahill]

No, there were always two. And Ben Orr has been dead for 5 years or so now. Orr and Ocasek just sound so much alike that if you didn't know who was singing you didn't notice.
Speakin of DEAD
I found out yesterday that a lady I had sold a house to , and then been intamate with .
She died . God rest her soul .

[SoonerGirl06]

Dont you be drinkin no sissy drink now . :mad: :O
Hell girl I got a Gallon Of black Jack , some Rum . and at least a case of Natty .
;)

I thought he was talking about getting me another glass of wine.

I don't do Zima.

Beer, Wine and Tequila mainly... well not mainly... just when I drink...

[HskrGrl]

Speakin of DEAD
I found out yesterday that a lady I had sold a house to , and then been intamate with .
She died . God rest her soul .

Did you sleep with her to get her to buy the house?

[SicEmBaylor]

I thought he was talking about getting me another glass of wine.

I don't do Zima.

Beer, Wine and Tequila mainly... well not mainly... just when I drink...

Everyone gives me a hard time about the zima, but I typically only drink hard liquor.

I enjoy wine, tequila, whisky, and vodka. That's 99% of my drinking.

I have developed a taste for Shiner and Sam Adams.

[SoonerGirl06]

No, there were always two. And Ben Orr has been dead for 5 years or so now. Orr and Ocasek just sound so much alike that if you didn't know who was singing you didn't notice.

To this day I can't get over the fact that Paulina Polivinovich (sp?) married Ric Ocasek.

[royalfan5]

Everyone gives me a hard time about the zima, but I typically only drink hard liquor.

I enjoy wine, tequila, whisky, and vodka. That's 99% of my drinking.

I have developed a taste for Shiner and Sam Adams.
Start drinking Lone Star and Pearl. It'll do you good.

[SicEmBaylor]

Start drinking Lone Star and Pearl. It'll do you good.
Never heard of Pearl but Lone Star tastes like ****.

[Blue]

I drink for staying power. Strictly beer. And lots of them.

[VeeJay]

This hobo got a late jump on the train. It's 1:30 in the A-M here in the north of Caroliner.

Roll Call?

[royalfan5]

Never heard of Pearl but Lone Star tastes like ****.
Shotgun a few first and you'll be fine. Or start with some Natural Ice and everything will be up hill.

[Blue]

Roll Call?



Blue INDA House!

[SoonerGirl06]

Everyone gives me a hard time about the zima, but I typically only drink hard liquor.

I enjoy wine, tequila, whisky, and vodka. That's 99% of my drinking.

I have developed a taste for Shiner and Sam Adams.

There are some good recipes out there for drinks with Vodka.

Shiner is good. Never tried Sam Adams.

Love Tequila... Margueritas! Yum! Yum!