Thats Doctor Ike to you!

[Ike]

I'm done!

A slight bow at the waist will suffice. ;)


Strangely, I don't feel any different.

[royalfan5]

Good job. I will expecting Cold Fusion by Juneish.

[Petro-Sooner]

Thats awesome. Congrats!!!!

[Howzit]

Sweet! I need some Lortab!

[TopDawg]

Congrats, Doc!

[OCUDad]

Way to go! Congratulations and best wishes, Dr. Ike.

Now when you meet the ladies and ask them to strip to the waist, you can do so because you are a DOCTOR. Up to now, it's just been because you're depraved.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

WTG!

[Beef]

Congrats, Ike.

[Paperclip]

Fantastic! Congrats!

[Boomer.....]

Congrats, doc!!!

[yermom]

man, they'll let anyone be a doctor

congrats Ike :D

[Ike]

man, they'll let anyone be a doctor

congrats Ike :D
Heh. Just before I left the house for my defense, my wife reminded me of a very appropriate quote for graduate students:

http://www.wendyswizardofoz.com/5ozpeop1.jpg
"You don't need a brain. What you need is a diploma!"


I think she was trying to encourage me and insult me at the same time.

[proud gonzo]

W00T!!!

[85Sooner]

CONGRATS IKE

[pb4ou]

Awesome, congrats Ike.

[Okla-homey]

Sehr gut! Mozeltov.

[Mjcpr]

Congrats, Doc!! Are you available for a prostate exam?

[Okla-homey]

Congrats, Doc!! Are you available for a prostate exam?

he's not that kind of doc. He's a doctor of philosophy.

Now, of your prostate could benefit from some philosophy, I bet he could hook you up.

[Fraggle145]

Heh. Just before I left the house for my defense, my wife reminded me of a very appropriate quote for graduate students:

http://www.wendyswizardofoz.com/5ozpeop1.jpg
"You don't need a brain. What you need is a diploma!"


I think she was trying to encourage me and insult me at the same time.

Aint that the truth! Congrats man. :D

[Widescreen]

yea you! Have you told OUDoc you were taking over his username?

[TUSooner]

Well done!

[OUDoc]

yea you! Have you told OUDoc you were taking over his username?
Lid's already representing me.


Congrats, Doctor Ike!

[OCUDad]

he's not that kind of doc. He's a doctor of philosophy.

Now, of your prostate could benefit from some philosophy, I bet he could hook you up.Homey, I think you may have misunderstood who was offering to perform the exam.

[bri]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/466327547_0a70032d76_o.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

Ike. The good doctor!

Congrats, bro.

[OUDoc]

yea you! Have you told OUDoc you were taking over his username?
You know, those PhD's think they're better than us anyway. ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

awesome - congrats to you!!

[85Sooner]

Hes been wantin to play "doctor" since he was a child. Don't be pullin that free physical line on the womins now.:)

[TopDawg]

Heh. Just before I left the house for my defense, my wife reminded me of a very appropriate quote for graduate students:

http://www.wendyswizardofoz.com/5ozpeop1.jpg
"You don't need a brain. What you need is a diploma!"


I think she was trying to encourage me and insult me at the same time.

My wife once heard the following quote, which I think is dead on:

"When you're an undergrad, all you want is a diploma and they try to give you an education. When you're in grad school, all you want is an education and they just want to give you a diploma."

[OUinFLA]

Congrats Dr Ike.

Now, will it take as long to get to see you as it does to get to see OUDoc?
Or, will that not happen until you get busier?

[Frozen Sooner]

WooT!

Ding!

[Mixer!]

:les: SCREEN NAME CHANGE!






Congrats, btw. :D

[FaninAma]

You know, those PhD's think they're better than us anyway. ;)

Ike, now you need to go to med school and be a Dr. Dr.

Congrats.

[OUstudent4life]

My wife once heard the following quote, which I think is dead on:

"When you're an undergrad, all you want is a diploma and they try to give you an education. When you're in grad school, all you want is an education and they just want to give you a diploma."

Heh. I've come full circle. All I want at this point is a diploma so I can finish my education, but all my boss wants to give me is another year of misery.

Congrats Dr. Ike! Get a coupla' more doc's around you and reenact the Spies Like Us scene. I'm sure they'll love it. :D

[olevetonahill]

OUTSTANDING . ;)

[soonerboomer93]

good jorb Ike

[OCUDad]

When is Ike going to challenge OUDoc to a game of Trivial Pursuit so we can see which doctorate is better?

[PhxSooner]

Very cool.

[OUDoc]

When is Ike going to challenge OUDoc to a game of Trivial Pursuit so we can see which doctorate is better?
Don't forget, I've got 2 years of physics (cough...15 years ago), you think he's got 2 years of medicine? ;)

Ahh, Dr. Ike would kill me in Trivial Pursuit.

[Suerreal]

Congratulations, Dr. Ike! Can I curtsy instead of bow?

- Sue

[usmc-sooner]

weeeeeeeeellll look at the big brain on brad


congrats Ike,

I need a loan

[Ike]

thanks y'all. Now that I'll be starting a real job, I hope I have the time to keep posting here.


And trivia persuit would be awesome. I don't know any medicine doc, but I can fake it pretty good.

[soonerboomer93]

you're kidding right?

I mean, the vast if not the entire board posts from work

and we all have real jobs (well, some of us do, some slackers fake work for the USPS and government)

[GottaHavePride]

Yeah, but for Ike, posting from work might mean stealing critical computational cycles from the supercomputers, and that might set back the progress of fusion power for years. ;)

Congrats, Ike!

[Tailwind]

It's about damn time! Seriously, grats to you!

[opksooner]

......

A slight bow at the waist will suffice. ;) .....said he with a smirk, thrusting his right hand into the latex glove.

There, I fixed it for ya.

[Flagstaffsooner]

You know, those PhD's think they're better than us anyway. ;)But they don't do prostate exams as well as you do.:D

Congrats, Dr Ike!

[Mongo]

Congrats Ike.

Now when you destroy the Earth and all of humanity, we can blame a Dr. and not a lab tech.

[OUHOMER]

congrats,

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

YAY You!

[Ike]

you're kidding right?

I mean, the vast if not the entire board posts from work

and we all have real jobs (well, some of us do, some slackers fake work for the USPS and government)

Actually what I meant was that with my new job, the number of things I am responsible for is about a factor of 5 larger than before...

[MamaMia]

This is wonderful news Dr. Ike! :D

http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/full/ap/3022559/graphic1.jpg

[picasso]

"you usin the whole fist, Doc?"

[Widescreen]

Actually what I meant was that with my new job, the number of things I am responsible for is about a factor of 5 larger than before...
Fortunately, your salary is about a factor of 5 larger than before too, right?

[Ike]

Fortunately, your salary is about a factor of 5 larger than before too, right?
not quite. But it did get a significant bump.

If I were to go into some industry rather than stay in pure academic research, I'd probably get a factor of 5 (or more) bump in salary.

That may still be an option down the road.

[OUinFLA]

pfffft, it's only money.
just wait until you accelerate a bucket of **** down a tube at the speed of light.
none of us will need any money then.

[soonersweetie]

Congratulations! That is awesome!

[Flagstaffsooner]

pfffft, it's only money.
just wait until you accelerate a bucket of **** down a tube at the speed of light.
none of us will need any money then.That's already been done. Somebody put EX-Lax in Olevet's Natty can.:D

[Vaevictis]

Fortunately, your salary is about a factor of 5 larger than before too, right?

heh, he was a GRA before, right?

So that means what, he can make $55k now? ;)

[BajaOklahoma]

Actually what I meant was that with my new job, the number of things I am responsible for is about a factor of 5 larger than before...

So you need to work at delegating more. Geez, these eggheads who don't know how the real world works. :P

Congrats! But there was no question that it was going to happen. After all, you've learned all of the really important stuff on here to help you survive the defense.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Congrats Dr. Ike

From Dr. THA!

[OUinFLA]

I was a Doctor briefly when I was a kid.
My career was short lived though as the neighbor girl didnt want me taking her temperature.

[OCUDad]

That's because you were trying to use an oral thermometer where it didn't belong?

[OUinFLA]

That's because you were trying to use an oral thermometer where it didn't belong?

Are you that little girl neighbor I had? :eek:

[OUDoc]

Are you that little girl neighbor I had? :eek:
He can be, for the right price.



So I hear.

[OCUDad]

:( You couldn't afford me.

[OUinFLA]

:( You couldn't afford me.

well, that settles it, you are not her.
she didn't want her temp taken cause she couldn't afford my fee.

I don't think I was ever meant to be a Doctor anyway.
My office hours were too lenient.