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sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 07:18 AM
Stones are but a poor player that struts and frets its hour upon my gut.........

.........full of sound and fury.........signifying nothing.........

CYA on the other side.

King Crimson
4/20/2007, 07:20 AM
so, this is a Robert Frost, Shakespeare and Faulker gall bladder post?

OU4LIFE
4/20/2007, 07:22 AM
good luck with that.

crawfish
4/20/2007, 07:24 AM
Good luck.

OUDoc
4/20/2007, 07:36 AM
Good luck. Can I have you stereo?

Tailwind
4/20/2007, 07:36 AM
Best of luck to ya! You'll be fine.

OU4LIFE
4/20/2007, 07:46 AM
Is it too late to recommend Dr. Nick?

Hamhock
4/20/2007, 08:31 AM
congrats on the scar free surgery.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/20/health/20surgery.html?ex=1334721600&en=f7b30b56e0219036&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

SoonerGirl06
4/20/2007, 08:50 AM
Here's to a successful surgery and a speedy recovery.

springs sooner
4/20/2007, 08:55 AM
Get well soon.

OU4LIFE
4/20/2007, 09:04 AM
but not too soon.

StoopTroup
4/20/2007, 09:06 AM
Mine's gone...

I don't miss it.

Good Luck SAS...

frankensooner
4/20/2007, 09:27 AM
Once mine was out, things got worse in a hurry. It seems I had SOD and once you take out the Gall Bladder, the real pain begins.

Good news is that 45 lbs lighter, I feel great! (I lost the weight instead of undergoing further surgical procedures.)

Good luck with yours~!

sooner_born_1960
4/20/2007, 11:06 AM
Good luck, SAS.

royalfan5
4/20/2007, 11:09 AM
good luck

OU4LIFE
4/20/2007, 11:34 AM
anyone get the name of that funeral home?

I need to send a plant.

soonerbrat
4/20/2007, 12:48 PM
get good pain meds. they are your friend :D

OUDoc
4/20/2007, 12:54 PM
anyone get the name of that funeral home?

I need to send a plant.
See if you can get his stereo when you drop off the plant. I hate funeral homes.

OU4LIFE
4/20/2007, 01:15 PM
ok.

anyone want his TV?

soonerbrat
4/20/2007, 01:16 PM
what kind of TV?
is it HD? I want it if it is.

OU4LIFE
4/20/2007, 01:16 PM
it's not HD, cheap bastard.

it's a Zenith console.

it's heavy.

frankensooner
4/20/2007, 01:17 PM
I had mine out first thing in the morning. On the way home, I made the misses stop at Mr. Goodcents to get me a sammich. It really isn't a big deal at all.

soonerbrat
4/20/2007, 01:17 PM
it's not HD, cheap bastard.

it's a Zenith console.

it's heavy.



oh well then forget it.

soonerbrat
4/20/2007, 01:18 PM
I had mine out first thing in the morning. On the way home, I made the misses stop at Mr. Goodcents to get me a sammich. It really isn't a big deal at all.


Mmmm...Mr. Goodcents
their meatball subs are superb!

love their pasta salad, too.

MamaMia
4/20/2007, 01:30 PM
What is SOD and sas, maybe you should make sure you dont have that before you let them roll you into the OR? :(

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 03:01 PM
I had a turkey burger from Fatburger on the way home.

No problems other than I'm shaking like I'm a day into rehab.

Apparently A/C isn't my friend right now.

OUDoc
4/20/2007, 04:24 PM
Glad to hear you're okay.

You can keep your stereo, I guess.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 04:41 PM
enough Lortab and I might be giving it away anyway.

soonerbrat
4/20/2007, 05:29 PM
you're giving away the lortab? or the stereo?

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 05:34 PM
I'm keeping the Lortab. The stereo depends on what the Lortab does to me.

BTW......The Doc gave me a prescription to keep "Dancing with the Stars" off the TV.

My wife was amused.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 06:21 PM
Will we recognize you once you are free of gall?

85Sooner
4/20/2007, 06:39 PM
good luck SAS

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 06:45 PM
Will we recognize you once you are free of gall?
No.

They gave me bitterness supplements.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 06:46 PM
No.

They gave me bitterness supplements.Pfffft. Like you'd ever need those.

ChickSoonerFan
4/20/2007, 07:12 PM
No.

They gave me bitterness supplements.

heh...I had to read that twice to get it


not that it wasn't funny, I am just slow today.

Newbomb Turk
4/20/2007, 07:14 PM
heh...I had to read that twice to get it


not that it wasn't funny, I am just slow today.

It really wasn't that funny.

;)

glad everything went alright sas.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 07:17 PM
I said they gave me bitterness supplements, not humor supplements.

I'm wasted and I can read better than you guys.;)

Newbomb Turk
4/20/2007, 07:20 PM
you should have asked about the humor supplements.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 07:23 PM
Any more humor and I'd OD.

First think I asked them when I woke up was if my kidney was OK.

I think they rushed me out of that place for some reason.

Newbomb Turk
4/20/2007, 07:28 PM
First think I asked them when I woke up was if my kidney was OK.

OK - I'm thinking.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 07:31 PM
OK - I'm thinking.Please come up with a statement we can believe. TIA.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 07:33 PM
Just seeing if I could get a reaction out of them.

The lady was kind enough to go on my silly discussions and participate.:)

soonerbrat
4/20/2007, 07:35 PM
you probably thought you were a lot more funny than they thought you were.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 07:36 PM
you probably thought you were a lot more funny than they thought you were.
That's true most of the time.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 07:36 PM
you probably thought you were a lot more funny than they thought you were.Just like the SO?

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 07:37 PM
Just like the SO?
sore, drugged up guy beat you to the punch.

How's that make you feel?

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 07:39 PM
Only by a nanosecond. And I'm old. So **** off, dip****

SoonerGirl06
4/20/2007, 07:41 PM
I think they rushed me out of that place for some reason.

You were interfering with their ability to go get drunk on a Friday night.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 07:44 PM
Surgery was at 10 AM.

Released from hospital at 12:45.

They were impressed with how fast I bounced back.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 07:45 PM
Never mind.

SoonerGirl06
4/20/2007, 07:51 PM
Surgery was at 10 AM.

Released from hospital at 12:45.

They were impressed with how fast I bounced back.

Good God! That was quick. You sure they actually performed surgery on you?

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 07:54 PM
Good God! That was quick. You sure they actually performed surgery on you?Honey, you need to read the entire thread. They went in through his vagina. No fuss, no muss, no pain -- and outta there.

SoonerGirl06
4/20/2007, 08:02 PM
Honey, you need to read the entire thread. They went in through his vagina. No fuss, no muss, no pain -- and outta there.

If that's how they did it, no wonder he keeps putting ;) in all of his posts.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 08:08 PM
Honey, you need to read the entire thread. They went in through his vagina. No fuss, no muss, no pain -- and outta there.
Just because I worked you with a strap on doesn't mean I'm missing a unit.

You looked a little skanky for me to use the real thing.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 08:11 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 08:14 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.
I authorized them to photograph the procedure.

When I have my check up, I'll see if any of the pictures are appropriate.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 08:17 PM
Not of the procedure, you moron... of the strap-on thingy.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 08:19 PM
Not of the procedure, you moron... of the strap-on thingy.
They mostly focused on you biting the pillow.

Sorry.

OCUDad
4/20/2007, 08:22 PM
Those bitterness supplements are working, I can tell.

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2007, 08:23 PM
You're bent on getting my thread locked aren't you? :D

Sooner_Bob
4/20/2007, 10:40 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

No really it's just fine without them . . . just fine.

MamaMia
4/21/2007, 06:44 AM
I authorized them to photograph the procedure.

When I have my check up, I'll see if any of the pictures are appropriate.
Appropriate for what? So, I guess you don't have that SOD, whatever that is. :pop:

sanantoniosooner
4/21/2007, 09:35 AM
appropriate for the site, and my willingness to share. Since I was out the whole time, I don't know what all will be visible in the photos.

SoonerGirl06
4/21/2007, 10:28 AM
appropriate for the site, and my willingness to share. Since I was out the whole time, I don't know what all will be visible in the photos.

It'll just be your insides. Nothing on the outside.

I think you'll be safe, cuz half the people won't know what they're looking at anyway.:)

Newbomb Turk
4/21/2007, 08:18 PM
this thread is worthless with or without pics.

sanantoniosooner
4/21/2007, 09:14 PM
this thread is worthless with or without pics.
NO..............YOU ARE!

Newbomb Turk
4/21/2007, 09:23 PM
NO..............YOU ARE!

that hurts. :(

:D