So I'm walking up to the grocery store.....

[sanantoniosooner]

And a dude is standing near the entrance with a samurai sword.

Should I have shot him?

BTW, I am NOT joking about the sword. Dude had a ponytail and looked like a wannabe ninja. Like he was Steven Segal's simple nephew.

[royalfan5]

Maybe just in the leg or something.

[Viking Kitten]

Try hocking a loogey on him.

[sanantoniosooner]

What if he was the last samurai?

I wouldn't want to be responsible for ending a species.

[OU4LIFE]

true ninjas are impervious to spittle and mucus, so no worries.

[IronSooner]

Just whisper that in the end, there can be only one.

[mdklatt]

And a dude is standing near the entrance with a samurai sword.



Are you sure it wasn't a yoga mat?

[OUDoc]

Hell, yeah, you should have shot him.
What does the sword have to do with it?

[fadada1]

sounds like a challenge to me.

[VeeJay]

You'd want to report that to the Store Mgr., or if he's not available, the second-in-command, who's usually the Meat guy.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

From [email protected]
Sent Tuesday, April 18, 2007 12:21 pm
To [email protected]
Subject Security Alert
TO: Students, Faculty, and Staff

Students, faculty and staff should stay in their buildings or dorms until further notice. A ninja warrior may be on the loose.



.

[Chuck Bao]

Heh! Go in for the kill. KANCHO!

[Taxman71]

Tell the guy you got one just like his for $10 on the Cable Auction circa 1998.

[yermom]

was it this guy?

http://www.paladin-press.com/detail.aspx?ID=1535

[sanantoniosooner]

nah, he was younger.

Had a yellowish looking one. Wasn't really cool at all.

If I was gonna walk around with one, it would have to be really cool looking.

[yermom]

maybe he just read his book then :D