View Full Version : So I'm walking up to the grocery store.....
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 12:20 PM
And a dude is standing near the entrance with a samurai sword.
Should I have shot him?
BTW, I am NOT joking about the sword. Dude had a ponytail and looked like a wannabe ninja. Like he was Steven Segal's simple nephew.
royalfan5
4/18/2007, 12:22 PM
Maybe just in the leg or something.
Viking Kitten
4/18/2007, 12:22 PM
Try hocking a loogey on him.
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 12:23 PM
What if he was the last samurai?
I wouldn't want to be responsible for ending a species.
OU4LIFE
4/18/2007, 12:30 PM
true ninjas are impervious to spittle and mucus, so no worries.
IronSooner
4/18/2007, 12:30 PM
Just whisper that in the end, there can be only one.
mdklatt
4/18/2007, 12:33 PM
And a dude is standing near the entrance with a samurai sword.
Are you sure it wasn't a yoga mat?
Hell, yeah, you should have shot him.
What does the sword have to do with it?
fadada1
4/18/2007, 12:55 PM
sounds like a challenge to me.
VeeJay
4/18/2007, 02:21 PM
You'd want to report that to the Store Mgr., or if he's not available, the second-in-command, who's usually the Meat guy.
Ardmore_Sooner
4/18/2007, 02:23 PM
From
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Sent Tuesday, April 18, 2007 12:21 pm
To
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Subject Security Alert
TO: Students, Faculty, and Staff
Students, faculty and staff should stay in their buildings or dorms until further notice. A ninja warrior may be on the loose.
.
Chuck Bao
4/18/2007, 02:58 PM
Heh! Go in for the kill. KANCHO!
Taxman71
4/18/2007, 03:19 PM
Tell the guy you got one just like his for $10 on the Cable Auction circa 1998.
yermom
4/18/2007, 03:41 PM
was it this guy?
http://www.paladin-press.com/detail.aspx?ID=1535
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 03:45 PM
nah, he was younger.
Had a yellowish looking one. Wasn't really cool at all.
If I was gonna walk around with one, it would have to be really cool looking.
yermom
4/18/2007, 03:52 PM
maybe he just read his book then :D
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