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SicEmBaylor
4/17/2007, 11:31 PM
Their commercials simply do not make any sense.
I just watched a new one and there was a couple out on some sort of giant rock formation and I suppose the implication was that it was a beautiful setting and sexions would soon ensue. But what are they going to do, just do it right there on the hard rock? It seems to me that doing it on top of a giant rock couldn't be all that comfortable no matter how much cialis you've had.

Also, the last scene shows each of them holding hands in their own cast iron bath tub on the ledge of a giant rock. Are there cast iron tubs randomly placed on giant rock formations or do you suppose they drag these cast iron tubs out in the middle of no where and on top of a giant rock?

I'm not an expert on sexing it up and such, but it seems bizzare to me.

VeeJay
4/17/2007, 11:38 PM
Why do you hate medical advancements?

tommieharris91
4/18/2007, 12:03 AM
I was expecting SicEm to ask about comparing ED meds or something.

I never cared to notice. I just got the message and moved on...

soonerboomer93
4/18/2007, 12:07 AM
He's just upset that they haven't created any medical advancements to give him a penis...

Melo
4/18/2007, 12:08 AM
He's just upset that they haven't created any medical advancements to give him a penis...

A brain might help, too.

OCUDad
4/18/2007, 12:12 AM
A brain might help, too.You are unaware that men are not allowed to have both?

Melo
4/18/2007, 12:13 AM
You are unaware that men are not allowed to have both?

I just figured he had neither... :confused:

soonerboomer93
4/18/2007, 01:08 AM
You are unaware that men are not allowed to have both?

men have both, but are only allowed to function 1 at a time

SicEmBaylor
4/18/2007, 01:13 AM
I may be full of ****, but I think I read or heard once that blood flow to your brain does decrease when you have an erection.

SoonerTerry
4/18/2007, 01:26 AM
sounds like your a nookie rookie...;)

SicEmBaylor
4/18/2007, 01:40 AM
sounds like your a nookie rookie...;)
If I have to do it on a rock to be a veteran then count me out....
Well, actually she could act as a cushion...maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

Ardmore_Sooner
4/18/2007, 01:44 AM
I think nookie n00b would be more appropriate.

def_lazer_fc
4/18/2007, 03:44 AM
yeah, the colbert report or something joked about this same thing a week ago.

yermom
4/18/2007, 05:40 AM
i haven't seen the commercial, but Cialis is the "long acting" one, like it works for 36 hours

so they can get all hot and bothered on the rocks and then wait until they get home to do the geriatric gyrations


and no, i haven't used said ED medication(or any others) and yes, i do just remember dumb crap like that :P

fadada1
4/18/2007, 07:04 AM
36 hours hours of a "potential boner" would scare the crap out of me. seriously, that thing can't just turn itself on and off like they seem to imply.

"seek immediate medical attention if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours" - OK, i'm going to avoid the middle (wo)man and head straight to the hospital for 36 hours of "naughty nursecapades".

pardon me nurse, but would you like to take a ride on the nordic fadada???

sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 07:28 AM
The best one ever was the early ED commercials where the dude couldn't throw the football through the tire and his wife looked at him like he was pathetic.

Take a pill, and now he can toss that ball. And she worships the ground he walks on.

crawfish
4/18/2007, 07:31 AM
The best one ever was the early ED commercials where the dude couldn't throw the football through the tire and his wife looked at him like he was pathetic.

Take a pill, and now he can toss that ball. And she worships the ground he walks on.

Yes, it was very subtle. :D

fadada1
4/18/2007, 07:32 AM
The best one ever was the early ED commercials where the dude couldn't throw the football through the tire and his wife looked at him like he was pathetic.

Take a pill, and now he can toss that ball. And she worships the ground he walks on.
that's what them advertising types would call a metaphore.:D

Hamhock
4/18/2007, 08:06 AM
bathtub doin'-it is waaay overrated.

LoyalFan
4/18/2007, 08:55 AM
I may be full of ****, but I think I read or heard once that blood flow to your brain does decrease when you have an erection.


True dat! Best you avoid woodies so as not to totally deplete cranial corpuscles, what with the apparent shortage and all.
Live cleanly, avoid prolonged washing of the naughty bits, and boot Melo from your memory bank.
Alternative? Bilateral Orchiectomy. Simple, quick, and many here might perform the operation 4-Free!
We love ya', laddie, truly we do, and we have your best interests at heart. Besides, the Vatican is looking for a few good sopranos.

Your Kindly Uncle LoyalFan

crawfish
4/18/2007, 09:00 AM
bathtub doin'-it is waaay overrated.

Yeah, water secks plays out much better on film than in real life. :D

PAW
4/18/2007, 10:11 AM
SicEm, what don't you get about the imagery involved in an ED commercial and a set involving a huge, hard rock? Them things are big and rock-hard, not to mention they've obviously been there a long time. And why do you hate naked wimmin in bathtubs? :confused:

SicEmBaylor
4/19/2007, 01:43 PM
SicEm, what don't you get about the imagery involved in an ED commercial and a set involving a huge, hard rock? Them things are big and rock-hard, not to mention they've obviously been there a long time. And why do you hate naked wimmin in bathtubs? :confused:

I don't have wimmins in bathtubs at all so long as they are the one who drags the damned thing to the top of a rock ledge.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/19/2007, 02:08 PM
Their commercials simply do not make any sense.
I just watched a new one and there was a couple out on some sort of giant rock formation and I suppose the implication was that it was a beautiful setting and sexions would soon ensue. But what are they going to do, just do it right there on the hard rock? It seems to me that doing it on top of a giant rock couldn't be all that comfortable no matter how much cialis you've had.

Also, the last scene shows each of them holding hands in their own cast iron bath tub on the ledge of a giant rock. Are there cast iron tubs randomly placed on giant rock formations or do you suppose they drag these cast iron tubs out in the middle of no where and on top of a giant rock?

I'm not an expert on sexing it up and such, but it seems bizzare to me.You should start a regular newspaper column. I think I would read it.

sanantoniosooner
4/19/2007, 02:12 PM
What you didn't catch was that the "rock formation" was a bean bag before he took the pill.