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Howzit
4/17/2007, 03:03 PM
http://p.vtourist.com/1485669-Working_the_Rice_Paddies-Vietnam.jpg
Howzit
4/17/2007, 03:43 PM
'Cause...see...all them zen folks is usin' poop...
Horrible.
If you need a guide, see my naughty furniture copycat. That thing was pure gold.
Howzit
4/17/2007, 03:48 PM
weak. sauce.
This one is just over your head, you unenlightened doosh.
VeeJay
4/17/2007, 03:49 PM
http://p.vtourist.com/1485669-Working_the_Rice_Paddies-Vietnam.jpg
What's that little miniature hutchie thingie in the upper right hand corner? Is that a porta potty for the workers?
Howzit
4/17/2007, 03:51 PM
You don't need a porta pottie when yer paddy poopin'.
It must be, like, a place to eat zen lunch or sumthin.
Hamhock
4/17/2007, 03:52 PM
it's a lighthouse so the ships don't bang themselves on the rocks.
weak. sauce.
This one is just over your head, you unenlightened doosh.
I will assume you meant Unlicensed Dooshrocket.
crawfish
4/17/2007, 03:57 PM
Subtle, and not funny even if you get it.
I'm slightly amused.
sanantoniosooner
4/17/2007, 03:59 PM
Horrible.
If you need a guide, see my naughty furniture copycat. That thing was pure gold.
Pales in comparison to my Episiotomy /tears it thread.
VeeJay
4/17/2007, 04:00 PM
From my vantage point, I don't think that lighthouse beam would get over the dam, yo.
NormanPride
4/17/2007, 04:02 PM
From my vantage point, I don't think that lighthouse beam would get over the dam, yo.
Maybe the ships come from the other way.
JohnnyMack
4/17/2007, 04:15 PM
I'm in the process of having you baned for this horrific case of copyright infringement and pure suckitude.
Enjoy your stay, your days are numbered.
ChickSoonerFan
4/18/2007, 11:53 AM
Subtle, and not funny even if you get it.
I'm slightly amused.
I DON'T get it....
I have a question to ask but I am afraid to ask it.
Will someone PROMISE to give me a straight answer, and not make fun, if I ask it?
I think I am being set up.
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 11:55 AM
I DON'T get it....
I have a question to ask but I am afraid to ask it.
Will someone PROMISE to give me a straight answer, and not make fun, if I ask it?
I think I am being set up.
I'll ban anyone who makes fun of you.
ChickSoonerFan
4/18/2007, 11:58 AM
I'll ban anyone who makes fun of you.
Perfect. Thanks
OK...do they really go out and go to the bathroom in the rice fields at night (or during the day) ?
And I mean, you know, go to the bathroom....like, shat, as the thread title implies?
Because that is what someone told me.
And I just can't decide if I believe it or not.
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 12:05 PM
Where do you think "dirty rice" comes from?
ChickSoonerFan
4/18/2007, 12:11 PM
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
So it's true? Really?
That is nasty!!! And surely unsanitary!
Glad I didn't place a bet on this fact, I would have LOST!
ChickSoonerFan
4/18/2007, 12:18 PM
another questions
what is "dirty" rice? Sounds like something I want to stay far far away from.
I don't eat Asian food anyways, not very often. "Dirty" rice sounds asian, or dirty.
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 12:21 PM
Dirty rice is a traditional Cajun dish made from white rice cooked with small pieces of chicken liver or giblets, which give it a dark ("dirty") color.
from Wiki
opksooner
4/18/2007, 12:30 PM
Ahhhh, nothing compares to the incomparable fragrance of a thawing Korean rice paddy in the spring. Once you've experienced it you'll never forget it.
Been there, done that........but the t-shirt doesn't fit anymore. :(
Howzit
4/18/2007, 12:40 PM
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
So it's true? Really?
That is nasty!!! And surely unsanitary!
Glad I didn't place a bet on this fact, I would have LOST!
Yes, it's true. Why waste good fertilizer on the sewage system?
Obviously opk has spent some time over there, Army?
Hamhock
4/18/2007, 12:50 PM
Perfect. Thanks
OK...do they really go out and go to the bathroom in the rice fields at night (or during the day) ?
And I mean, you know, go to the bathroom....like, shat, as the thread title implies?
Because that is what someone told me.
And I just can't decide if I believe it or not.
do you think farmer joe in Oklahoma drives the tractor all the way back to the house just to have a movement?
fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer.
ChickSoonerFan
4/18/2007, 12:51 PM
Yes, it's true. Why waste good fertilizer on the sewage system?
Obviously opk has spent some time over there, Army?
I don't think he believes it either...I mean I know they have fertilizer in them, but not from people going out there and shatting in them.
Seriously?
do you think farmer joe in Oklahoma drives the tractor all the way back to the house just to have a movement?
fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer.
Hell, do you think Howzit walks all the way back to the toilet just to have a movement?
Howzit
4/18/2007, 12:54 PM
Hell, do you think Howzit walks all the way back to the toilet just to have a movement?
There's a reason nobody will come into my office.
ChickSoonerFan
4/18/2007, 12:55 PM
do you think farmer joe in Oklahoma drives the tractor all the way back to the house just to have a movement?
fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer.
:eek:
TMI!!!!!!!!!
make it stop...I don't want to hear anymore!!!!
Howzit
4/18/2007, 12:57 PM
Check your inbox.
Hamhock
4/18/2007, 12:57 PM
Check your inbox.
i thought we were talking about the outbox
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 12:59 PM
i thought we were talking about the outbox
This is howzit we are talking about.
ChickSoonerFan
4/18/2007, 01:38 PM
I can see I am no longer needed here.
JohnnyMack
4/18/2007, 01:40 PM
Nice sausage party, losers.
Fixed.
Howzit
4/18/2007, 01:44 PM
And johnnymack shows up right on cue...
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/18/2007, 01:45 PM
This thread feels like a piece of sand in my eye.
Hamhock
4/18/2007, 01:48 PM
i'd wash my hands before getting it out.
JohnnyMack
4/18/2007, 01:53 PM
And johnnymack shows up right on cue...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1191~Dick-s-Sausage-Posters.jpg
Howzit
4/18/2007, 02:01 PM
This thread feels like a piece of sand in my eye.
That's not sand.
Chuck Bao
4/18/2007, 02:49 PM
I occasionally work in the rice fields on weekends planting, spreading fertilizers and pesticides, harvesting paddy and I've never pooped there.
For some reason, I thought it important enough to pass on this little bit of info.
Oh, nevermind!
Howzit
4/18/2007, 03:00 PM
riiiiiiiight...
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2007, 03:04 PM
NOTAFINGA
video not available anymore
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/18/2007, 03:05 PM
*throws tomato*
JohnnyMack
4/18/2007, 03:07 PM
*throws tomato*
Can it be cat posting pic tyme now feemale hooman?
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/18/2007, 03:07 PM
yeskthx.
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