The Zen Soil Shat Club

[Howzit]

http://p.vtourist.com/1485669-Working_the_Rice_Paddies-Vietnam.jpg

[Howzit]

'Cause...see...all them zen folks is usin' poop...

[Mjcpr]

Horrible.

If you need a guide, see my naughty furniture copycat. That thing was pure gold.

[Howzit]

weak. sauce.

This one is just over your head, you unenlightened doosh.

[VeeJay]

http://p.vtourist.com/1485669-Working_the_Rice_Paddies-Vietnam.jpg

What's that little miniature hutchie thingie in the upper right hand corner? Is that a porta potty for the workers?

[Howzit]

You don't need a porta pottie when yer paddy poopin'.

It must be, like, a place to eat zen lunch or sumthin.

[Hamhock]

it's a lighthouse so the ships don't bang themselves on the rocks.

[Mjcpr]

weak. sauce.

This one is just over your head, you unenlightened doosh.

I will assume you meant Unlicensed Dooshrocket.

[crawfish]

Subtle, and not funny even if you get it.

I'm slightly amused.

[sanantoniosooner]

Horrible.

If you need a guide, see my naughty furniture copycat. That thing was pure gold.
Pales in comparison to my Episiotomy /tears it thread.

[VeeJay]

From my vantage point, I don't think that lighthouse beam would get over the dam, yo.

[NormanPride]

From my vantage point, I don't think that lighthouse beam would get over the dam, yo.

Maybe the ships come from the other way.

[JohnnyMack]

I'm in the process of having you baned for this horrific case of copyright infringement and pure suckitude.

Enjoy your stay, your days are numbered.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Subtle, and not funny even if you get it.

I'm slightly amused.

I DON'T get it....

I have a question to ask but I am afraid to ask it.

Will someone PROMISE to give me a straight answer, and not make fun, if I ask it?

I think I am being set up.

[sanantoniosooner]

I DON'T get it....

I have a question to ask but I am afraid to ask it.

Will someone PROMISE to give me a straight answer, and not make fun, if I ask it?

I think I am being set up.
I'll ban anyone who makes fun of you.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I'll ban anyone who makes fun of you.

Perfect. Thanks


OK...do they really go out and go to the bathroom in the rice fields at night (or during the day) ?

And I mean, you know, go to the bathroom....like, shat, as the thread title implies?

Because that is what someone told me.

And I just can't decide if I believe it or not.

[sanantoniosooner]

Where do you think "dirty rice" comes from?

[ChickSoonerFan]

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

So it's true? Really?

That is nasty!!! And surely unsanitary!

Glad I didn't place a bet on this fact, I would have LOST!

[ChickSoonerFan]

another questions

what is "dirty" rice? Sounds like something I want to stay far far away from.

I don't eat Asian food anyways, not very often. "Dirty" rice sounds asian, or dirty.

[sanantoniosooner]

Dirty rice is a traditional Cajun dish made from white rice cooked with small pieces of chicken liver or giblets, which give it a dark ("dirty") color.

from Wiki

[opksooner]

Ahhhh, nothing compares to the incomparable fragrance of a thawing Korean rice paddy in the spring. Once you've experienced it you'll never forget it.

Been there, done that........but the t-shirt doesn't fit anymore. :(

[Howzit]

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

So it's true? Really?

That is nasty!!! And surely unsanitary!

Glad I didn't place a bet on this fact, I would have LOST!

Yes, it's true. Why waste good fertilizer on the sewage system?

Obviously opk has spent some time over there, Army?

[Hamhock]

Perfect. Thanks


OK...do they really go out and go to the bathroom in the rice fields at night (or during the day) ?

And I mean, you know, go to the bathroom....like, shat, as the thread title implies?

Because that is what someone told me.

And I just can't decide if I believe it or not.


do you think farmer joe in Oklahoma drives the tractor all the way back to the house just to have a movement?

fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Yes, it's true. Why waste good fertilizer on the sewage system?

Obviously opk has spent some time over there, Army?

I don't think he believes it either...I mean I know they have fertilizer in them, but not from people going out there and shatting in them.


Seriously?

[OUDoc]

do you think farmer joe in Oklahoma drives the tractor all the way back to the house just to have a movement?

fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer.
Hell, do you think Howzit walks all the way back to the toilet just to have a movement?

[Howzit]

Hell, do you think Howzit walks all the way back to the toilet just to have a movement?

There's a reason nobody will come into my office.

[ChickSoonerFan]

do you think farmer joe in Oklahoma drives the tractor all the way back to the house just to have a movement?

fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer.

:eek:

TMI!!!!!!!!!

make it stop...I don't want to hear anymore!!!!

[Howzit]

Check your inbox.

[Hamhock]

Check your inbox.


i thought we were talking about the outbox

[OUDoc]

In through the outbox?

[sanantoniosooner]

i thought we were talking about the outbox
This is howzit we are talking about.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I can see I am no longer needed here.

[JohnnyMack]

Nice sausage party, losers.

Fixed.

[Howzit]

And johnnymack shows up right on cue...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This thread feels like a piece of sand in my eye.

[Hamhock]

i'd wash my hands before getting it out.

[JohnnyMack]

And johnnymack shows up right on cue...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1191~Dick-s-Sausage-Posters.jpg

[Howzit]

This thread feels like a piece of sand in my eye.

That's not sand.

[Chuck Bao]

I occasionally work in the rice fields on weekends planting, spreading fertilizers and pesticides, harvesting paddy and I've never pooped there.

For some reason, I thought it important enough to pass on this little bit of info.

Oh, nevermind!

[Howzit]

riiiiiiiight...

[sanantoniosooner]

NOTAFINGA

video not available anymore

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

*throws tomato*

[JohnnyMack]

*throws tomato*

Can it be cat posting pic tyme now feemale hooman?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

yeskthx.