Taxes done, time for Drunkytown

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ah, yes.
http://www.hispanicachievers.com/pdf/IRS/images/irs_logo.jpg
http://www.jessedayton.com/images/Beam%20logo%205.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

Bloodsucking bastards.

[GrapevineSooner]

The IRS gave me money today.

We're gonna blow it in two weeks.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Bloodsucking bastards.BTW, turn on the National Geographic Channel, Inside the IRS.:mad:

[SicEmBaylor]

BTW, turn on the National Geographic Channel, Inside the IRS.:mad:
****, I missed most of it.

[Flagstaffsooner]

****, I missed most of it.Replay in 2 hrs.

[olevetonahill]

This aint much of a drunkytown thread .

[Tailwind]

No ****!

[Soonerus]

Extension with cash sent to IRS...that's it...

[Ash]

Extension with cash sent to IRS...that's it...

:confused:


This aint much of a drunkytown thread .

So sad, and yet so true...

[Flagstaffsooner]

This aint much of a drunkytown thread .I guess Drunkytown and the IRS just dont hit the spot.:(

[Tailwind]

You'll just have to go to drunkytown tonight, eh? ;)

[StoopTroup]

I need an off-shore account for next year.

BTW....Can you mail change?

[olevetonahill]

You'll just have to go to drunkytown tonight, eh? ;)
There ya go ,we need to ahve an all aboard about 8 or so .:D

[Tailwind]

I think I'll be first in line at the ticket counter. Huh, is that 8 your time or mine? ;)

[olevetonahill]

I think I'll be first in line at the ticket counter. Huh, is that 8 your time or mine? ;)
Does it matter ? Ifin we are drunky who cares about the time .:D

[Newbomb Turk]

There ya go ,we need to ahve an all aboard about 8 or so .:D

8am or 8pm?

[olevetonahill]

8am or 8pm?
see above post .:cool:

[Tailwind]

I guess it's always 6pm somewhere.

[Flagstaffsooner]

It's 7pm in London town. Time for a gin and tonic.

[Tailwind]

Gin? Ewwwww!

[Newbomb Turk]

see above post .:cool:

good point!:eddie:

[olevetonahill]

good point!:eddie:
Hell with it I just poped a top .
So ALL ABOARD :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Hell with it I just poped a top .
So ALL ABOARD :D

I have ribs on the smoker.
Can't really grill/smoke without a beer.
Think I'll have one too.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Mountain Natty here, not 3.2 hill stuff.:D

[olevetonahill]

Mountain Natty here, not 3.2 hill stuff.:D
Out of state Natty here , And I still drink 2 to 1 :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Prolly Arkansas pig beer. And more like 3 to 1.

[olevetonahill]

Prolly Arkansas pig beer. And more like 3 to 1.
It dayum sure aint :texan: beer

[SicEmBaylor]

Beer is really growing on me this semester.
I've been drinking quite a bit of Shiner and some Bud Light if I'm out at Crickets or something (it's cheaper and I go for quantity over quality).

[olevetonahill]

Beer is really growing on me this semester.
I've been drinking quite a bit of Shiner and some Bud Light if I'm out at Crickets or something (it's cheaper and I go for quantity over quality).
This drunky thread is ONLY for Real Men an women , you dont qualify as either :pop:

[Tailwind]

Oh come on now, we can make a man outta him yet!

[olevetonahill]

Oh come on now, we can make a man outta him yet!
Untill he can figure out the Jumper cables , peach preservs , crisco oil and plastic
I call BS :pop:

[Tailwind]

Just send him some of your testosterone, and he'll be fine! ;) You got enough for two, right?

[Newbomb Turk]

(it's cheaper and I go for quantity over quality).

then take olevet's advice:

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg

[olevetonahill]

then take olevet's advice:

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg
Actually I like the qiality of Natty .
I used to drink a lot of different beers , they were Out of the high dollar stuff so I tried Natty and aint went back ;)

[olevetonahill]

Just send him some of your testosterone, and he'll be fine! ;) You got enough for two, right?
Hell that just be a waist He wouldnt know what to do with it , Prolly stay in the Bathroom 24/7 :eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

Woo Hoo! I just finished my taxes and.... I'M GETTIN' A REFUND! :D :D

I think I shall celebrate with a nice bottle of wine!

[Flagstaffsooner]

If hes drinking Shiner, hes coming up in the manhood scale.

[soonerboomer93]

tonight sucked ***

CAF went ****in big time phsyco on me because i was being kind to her friend who was extremely upset over some family ****. Even gave back the bracelet I gave her. Time to meet some new women I guess.

Oh, nad I had a feww (ok ****load) of screwdrivers, and now I shall smoke 1, then pass out

[SoonerGirl06]

tonight sucked ***

CAF went ****in big time phsyco on me because i was being kind to her friend who was extremely upset over some family ****. Even gave back the bracelet I gave her. Time to meet some new women I guess.

Oh, nad I had a feww (ok ****load) of screwdrivers, and now I shall smoke 1, then pass out

I think I'm gonna have to get drunk to figure out what the hell he just said.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I think I shall celebrate with a nice bottle of wine!You worry me girl.;)

[olevetonahill]

I think I'm gonna have to get drunk to figure out what the hell he just said.
Smoke One , Itll make sense .:D

[Newbomb Turk]

I think I'm gonna have to get drunk to figure out what the hell he just said.

glad I'm not the only one that didn't get that.

[Tailwind]

His girl got jealous cuz he was "comforting" a friend of hers and kicked him to the curb. Better smoke 2.

[olevetonahill]

glad I'm not the only one that didn't get that.
Yall need to smoke one .;)

[Tailwind]

2...don't you listen? ;)

[olevetonahill]

Ok Ill translatr
His Crazy asian Female went ape shat cause he was hittin on her friend and threw that trinket he got her back at him . Compish ?
So now hes looking for a new squeeze :cool:

[olevetonahill]

2...don't you listen? ;)
ONE if its the good stuff ;)

[Tailwind]

Want my snail mail addy?

[Newbomb Turk]

Tailwind and olevet clearly have a lead on the rest of us. :eddie:

[Tailwind]

You got a problem with that? Hee hee. :D

[olevetonahill]

You got a problem with that? Hee hee. :D
I aint got a Prob .
and sure PM it to me .
every one thot I was crazy for tossin a lil bag in my luggage thingy when I came back from Cal .
I just said F em and did it anyway .:cool:

[Newbomb Turk]

You got a problem with that? Hee hee. :D

kind of - but I'm working on catching up!!

however, I have ribs on the smoker - should be done in 2 hours.

:les: TAKE THAT!!!!

[olevetonahill]

Tailwind and olevet clearly have a lead on the rest of us. :eddie:
so you raelly need to try to keep up .

[olevetonahill]

kind of - but I'm working on catching up!!

however, I have ribs on the smoker - should be done in 2 hours.

:les: TAKE THAT!!!!
How you fit them ribs in a pipe to smoke em ?:confused:

[Newbomb Turk]

so you raelly need to try to keep up .

It's like osu trying to keep up with OU in football. Sometimes you have to look at who you are going up against, and realize it's hard to keep up. :texan:

[Tailwind]

Ok, not that hard, but the ribs must come first. What time's dinner?

[Newbomb Turk]

How you fit them ribs in a pipe to smoke em ?:confused:

I got a big pipe.

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/06/world-largest-transportable-smoker.jpg

[Newbomb Turk]

Ok, not that hard, but the ribs must come first. What time's dinner?

two hours. don't forget to bring some beer. :D

[Tailwind]

How bout a big ol bottle of JB? :D

[Newbomb Turk]

How bout a big ol bottle of JB? :D

beer before whiskey, a little risky.

[olevetonahill]

beer before whiskey, a little risky.
Hell Bro I aint used to this higher than 3.2 beer
so Im chasing it with some Shine .:cool:

[skycat]

I just got done with mine. I'd have been done months ago if it weren't for my wife's home office stuff. :mad:

And there's no beer in the house.
:mad::mad::mad:

[olevetonahill]

I just got done with mine. I'd have been done months ago if it weren't for my wife's home office stuff. :mad:

And there's no beer in the house.
:mad::mad::mad:
bitches Man . slap her and tell get thee to the store ;)

[skycat]

bitches Man . slap her and tell get thee to the store ;)

:D

I guess the alternative to the home office is no job for her, which would kinda suck.

She and the kid are at the MIL's right now. So it looks like I need to get myself to the liquor store.

[olevetonahill]

:D

I guess the alternative to the home office is no job for her, which would kinda suck.

She and the kid are at the MIL's right now. So it looks like I need to get myself to the liquor store.
You call her and tell HER to Fetch , youve been slavin away over them taxes and Now you want some refresh ment .
Just remember when she divorces ur *** any allimonyand chil support needs to be called alimony that way its deductible . :eek:

[olevetonahill]

WTF did everyone pass the **** out ?

[SoonerGirl06]

:D

I guess the alternative to the home office is no job for her, which would kinda suck.

She and the kid are at the MIL's right now. So it looks like I need to get myself to the liquor store.

I just got back... got two bottles of wine and they're chillin' as we speak.

I'm so happy I could just sh**!

[Newbomb Turk]

WTF did everyone pass the **** out ?

still here. had to go out to take the ribs out of the foil. one more hour under the smoke...then perfection.

[olevetonahill]

still here. had to go out to take the ribs out of the foil. one more hour under the smoke...then perfection.
I hope its at least some good columbian smoke .

[olevetonahill]

I just got back... got two bottles of wine and they're chillin' as we speak.

I'm so happy I could just sh**!
My kinda girl
I wish I was younger or you was older . ;)

[Newbomb Turk]

I hope its at least some good columbian smoke .

pecan - I don't think it's from Columbia though. :)

[olevetonahill]

pecan - I don't think it's from Columbia though. :)
Bro Im starting to crave me some of those good brownies .:cool:

[MamaMia]

We just got our tax papers all signed, sealed and delivered to the post office. Ya wanna know something really strange?

[olevetonahill]

We just got our tax papers all signed, sealed and delivered to the post office. Ya wanna know something really strange?
Yes

[Newbomb Turk]

We just got our tax papers all signed, sealed and delivered to the post office. Ya wanna know something really strange?

no

[MamaMia]

Yes
olevetonahill, out of respect for Newbomb Turks wishes, please check your pm. :)

[Flagstaffsooner]

I wanna hear too Mom!

[Newbomb Turk]

the ribs were fantastic.

and Mama, I'm curious now too.

[Tailwind]

Had to take a break to watch a movie. Ever see Aragon? I liked it.

[Tailwind]

Not to thread jack or anything. :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Not to thread jack or anything. :D

this thread has been jacked from the get-go.

I saved some ribs for you and Flag. :)

[Tailwind]

Oh yum! Hurry! ;)

[olevetonahill]

this thread has been jacked from the get-go.

I saved some ribs for you and Flag. :)
you get no spek . wheres Mine ?

[Newbomb Turk]

you get no spek . wheres Mine ?

you didn't ask for any. Tail and Flag did. :P

Mr. Olevet - If you ever come to OKC, you are invited to my house for ribs and Natty. and that's a promise!

[Newbomb Turk]

I gotta go watch a movie with the wife.

Carry on.

[MamaMia]

I wanna hear too Mom!

the ribs were fantastic.

and Mama, I'm curious now too. Turk, you are sooooo easy. I should make you say pretty please. ;)

Okay...all I was going to say was that we made almost $8,000.00 less this year but our taxes were over $12,000.00 less than last year. :D

[Tailwind]

Way to go! Income tax shots all around! Cheers.

[olevetonahill]

Way to go! Income tax shots all around! Cheers.
Heh she said with what they saved on taxes they gonna sponsor every Tailgate next season .:D

[Tailwind]

Cool.....now if
i can only hitchhike my way to a game this year!

[olevetonahill]

Cool.....now if
i can only hitchhike my way to a game this year!
Hell , Talk sweet I may make a road trip as I go thru kansas . ;)

[Tailwind]

Um, ok.....sugar, honey, milk chocolate.....like that? :D

[olevetonahill]

Um, ok.....sugar, honey, milk chocolate.....like that? :D
Naw more like
Jack Daniels , Natty lite and shine :D

[Tailwind]

Ok, no problemo!

[olevetonahill]

Ok, no problemo!
Dayum drunky town went to hell again .:mad:

[Soonerus]

extension...not my fault...

[olevetonahill]

extension...not my fault...
Who asked you ?

[Soonerus]

Who asked you ?

I.R.S.

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm watching Iron Chef America. They're making stuff out of Sable Fish. Yuck!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Looks like Olevet and Tailwind are becoming an item.

[Ash]

I'm watching Iron Chef America. They're making stuff out of Sable Fish. Yuck!

Me too, and yes...how did you like the dried fish chipper?

[SoonerGirl06]

Me too, and yes...how did you like the dried fish chipper?

That thing looks like it can do some serious damage.

Who do you think is gonna win?

I'm going with the American. His food looks more appetizing to me.

[Ash]

That thing looks like it can do some serious damage.

Who do you think is gonna win?

I'm going with the American. His food looks more appetizing to me.

Yeah, I'd go along with that.

The Asian food on Iron Chef is always looks way too exotic for me.

[SoonerGirl06]

Yeah, I'd go along with that.

The Asian food on Iron Chef is always looks way too exotic for me.

Same here. Of course I'm not a big fan of fish cuisine.

[Ash]

Same here. Of course I'm not a big fan of fish cuisine.

Especially when the cook expects to you eat the skin!!!:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

Especially when the cook expects to you eat the skin!!!:eek:

No... No... No...! I'm not putting anything scaley in my mouth.

The Japanese guy won. :(

[Ash]

No... No... No...! I'm not putting anything scaley in my mouth.

The Japanese guy won. :(

Yup, saw it coming when the Japanese judge started complaining about the way the American cooked the fish.:cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm on to Clear and Present Danger.

I preferred Alec Baldwin over Harrison Ford. Harrison comes across as too big of a wimp for the character IMO.

[Ash]

I'm on to Clear and Present Danger.

I preferred Alec Baldwin over Harrison Ford. Harrison comes across as too big of a wimp for the character IMO.

:eek:

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm on to Clear and Present Danger.

I preferred Alec Baldwin over Harrison Ford. Harrison comes across as too big of a wimp for the character IMO.

Heh, I like Baldwin over Ford too actually. He turned down the role I think because they didn't want to pay him what he wanted.

Have you read the books? Clancy's last book "The Teeth of the Tiger" really kind of sucked unfortunately. I really wanted to see the Ryan series go out with a better bang than that.

[Ash]

I would have thought it was for the opposite reason, though, Baldwin plays a better egghead than ford...

[SoonerGirl06]

Heh, I like Baldwin over Ford too actually. He turned down the role I think because they didn't want to pay him what he wanted.

Have you read the books? Clancy's last book "The Teeth of the Tiger" really kind of sucked unfortunately. I really wanted to see the Ryan series go out with a better bang than that.

I haven't read any of Clancy's books. :O

Yeah... Baldwin was asking for more money than the producers wanted to pay. Big mistake on Baldwin's part IMO... he hasn't really had that many leading roles since. Actually, I don't think he's had any.

[SoonerGirl06]

I would have thought it was for the opposite reason, though, Baldwin plays a better egghead than ford...

Politically Baldwin is a bigger egghead than Ford.

[Ash]

Politically Baldwin is a bigger egghead than Ford.

heh

[SicEmBaylor]

Politically Baldwin is a bigger egghead than Ford.
Oh spek.

And you should try the books, some of them are pretty damned long but they're pretty addictive and go by fast.

[SicEmBaylor]

Ben Affleck isn't getting any love for Sum of All Fears.

[SoonerGirl06]

Ben Affleck isn't getting any love for Sum of All Fears.

Ben Affleck? Good grief. I hardly call him an actor. None of his work has impressed me. Maybe his character in Good Will Hunting... but how hard of a role was that to play?

[SicEmBaylor]

Ben Affleck? Good grief. I hardly call him an actor. None of his work has impressed me. Maybe his character in Good Will Hunting... but how hard of a role was that to play?

For him to play someone with actual intelligence? VERY. ;)