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picasso
4/12/2007, 06:45 PM
when you first open up a package of sliced turkey lunch meat is smells like someone farted?

did I?
sanantoniosooner
4/12/2007, 06:47 PM
Was it that new methane basted?
jk the sooner fan
4/12/2007, 06:50 PM
maybe if you stopped making/eating sandwiches in the bathroom, things would be different
picasso
4/12/2007, 06:55 PM
no really, many farts smell like this packaged meat. I had lunch at my mother's today and I swear when I started making the sandwich someone broke wind.
sanantoniosooner
4/12/2007, 06:56 PM
yeah, that's why people quit saying "cut the cheese" and started saying "deli-sliced the ham"
oumartin
4/12/2007, 07:25 PM
heck alot of my farts smell like sliced turkey!
MamaMia
4/12/2007, 07:41 PM
Its the chemicals. Throw a turkey breast in the oven, cook it and slice it up. Its much healthier for you and very easy.
picasso
4/12/2007, 09:09 PM
Its the chemicals. Throw a turkey breast in the oven, cook it and slice it up. Its much healthier for you and very easy.
how about a seasoned bag of farts? what kind of nutritional value would something like that, ha have?
12
4/12/2007, 10:06 PM
Much like a can of Red Bull in a car.

Peanuts have the same effect.