Not only can he not qualify for a race...

[Osce0la]

apparently he can't even drive his street car...

Micheal Waltrip asleep at the wheel? (http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news?slug=ap-nascar-waltripaccident&prov=ap&type=lgns)

I think he was drunk (obviously)...

[royalfan5]

I'd be in that kind of shape if I had missed five consecutive races too.

[OUHOMER]

if it weren't for bad luck he would have no luck at all.

[VeeJay]

Due despair and agony on me.....

Ya know, it's not every day you see a NASCAR star crawl out of a totalled, upside down Land Cruiser that just wrapped itself around a telephone pole, then walk away in his socks, without even speaking to the person who stopped to help.

My-kuhl is in Patrick Kennedy territory here. He's lucky he didn't go the way of Robbie Moroso.

What's a Land Cruiser run nowadays? I'm willing to bet that Toyota took a hit on that smoldering heap that My-Kuhl walked away from.