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royalfan5
4/12/2007, 01:08 PM
Which lawn game to you prefer? I enjoy them both, but I favor horseshoes because I tend to win at it a lot more.

sanantoniosooner
4/12/2007, 01:16 PM
I don't think I can decide.

I like to play both every leap year.

OSUAggie
4/12/2007, 01:19 PM
Croquet over horseshoes. Badminton beats all lawn sports, however.

sanantoniosooner
4/12/2007, 01:20 PM
Hard to top outdoor pudding Twister with that special lady.

skycat
4/12/2007, 01:25 PM
Few games offer the joy provided by knocking your little brother's croquet ball 50' away under a thorn bush.

NormanPride
4/12/2007, 01:25 PM
Lawn Darts. Most deadly lawn game ever.

sanantoniosooner
4/12/2007, 01:26 PM
Lawn Darts. Most deadly lawn game ever.
http://www.radaronline.com/features/images/2006/12/dangerous-toys-lead.jpg

tommieharris91
4/12/2007, 01:27 PM
Horseshoes is better to me, but only because I've played it more.

sanantoniosooner
4/12/2007, 01:29 PM
Anybody around here play washers?

NormanPride
4/12/2007, 01:32 PM
A couple times, but it wasn't a regular. We mostly played badminton, and destroyed a net every time.

rufnek05
4/12/2007, 01:37 PM
horseshoes all the way. when we have our family reunions out at the pond. i drink with my uncles, play horseshoes and listen to stories. hard to beat that.

croquet is much to sophisticated for us.

crawfish
4/12/2007, 01:48 PM
No true hillbilly would pick croquet over horseshoes. It's got a "q" in it, for goodness sakes!

Mjcpr
4/12/2007, 01:52 PM
Anybody around here play washers?

Me! Me!

NormanPride
4/12/2007, 01:53 PM
You don't count.

King Crimson
4/12/2007, 01:53 PM
No true hillbilly would pick croquet over horseshoes. It's got a "q" in it, for goodness sakes!

not if you spell it like a true hillbilly. cro-kay. c'mon now.

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http://www.mbpfx.com/portfolio/media/parkay.jpg

Hamhock
4/12/2007, 01:54 PM
Anybody around here play washers?


me too.

SicEmBaylor
4/12/2007, 01:54 PM
Definitely Croquet. I even have a white polo sweater and slacks that I wear when playing.

Tiptonsooner
4/12/2007, 06:58 PM
Definitely Croquet. I even have a white polo sweater and slacks that I wear when playing.


Now I know you are full of ****. No straight man in this world would admit to this , for any reason.

picasso
4/12/2007, 07:09 PM
ok, first serious horseshoe game for me was when I was dating this chick in college, she was from Muskogee and they had a summertime party/picnic deal for the bank she worked at. I joined in the horseshoe tourney and quickly worked my way into the finals.
well, turns out I'm playing the bank prez in the finals and he noticed I had been ringing them up. so's, they change the rules for the finals giving points to anything close instead of ringing or touching the stake.

I lost.:mad: reminded me of Mr. Mom and Martin Mull.

SicEmBaylor
4/12/2007, 07:09 PM
Now I know you are full of ****. No straight man in this world would admit to this , for any reason.
It's not that I'm gay; I have class out of my ***.

SoonerStormchaser
4/12/2007, 07:40 PM
I play croquet all the time with a cigar in one hand and a Zima in the other.

SicEmBaylor
4/12/2007, 07:44 PM
I play croquet all the time with a cigar in one hand and a Zima in the other.
Now you're talking!

Harry Beanbag
4/12/2007, 11:25 PM
http://web.mac.com/andyl001/iWeb/The%20Andyverse/Blog/68EEB1B0-730E-4B8F-A07F-6DF6B7AE982F_files/beau_croquet_0034_2.jpg

rufnek05
4/12/2007, 11:30 PM
i didn't think zima was still made

skycat
4/12/2007, 11:39 PM
i didn't think zima was still made

New Zima in stores this month!

http://www.zima.com/index.aspx

SicEmBaylor
4/12/2007, 11:55 PM
New Zima in stores this month!

http://www.zima.com/index.aspx
oh **** yeah!

SicEmBaylor
4/12/2007, 11:56 PM
I had my custom croquet mallet made here if anyone is interested:
http://www.oakleywoods.com/mallets/tournmallets.htm

rufnek05
4/13/2007, 12:17 AM
every time i head "Zima" i think of this guy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xnuoEn_Pvc

Soonerus
4/13/2007, 12:29 AM
shoes...

olevetonahill
4/13/2007, 02:09 AM
If you prefer that Ball smackin shat over horseshoes . You are DEAD to me .
just sayin

Fraggle145
4/13/2007, 03:17 AM
Anybody around here play washers?

IN.

Fraggle145
4/13/2007, 03:19 AM
Okay thats it, I've had enough of this. Crogay is for pusssies. See the Aggot and SicEm for reference ;)

YWIA