Everytime you put ketchup on a hot dog...

[JohnnyMack]

...God kills a kitten.

Please stop doing it.

Now!

[SoonerBorn68]

Pinko, commie bastages! Ketchup on hotdogs is unAmerican! :eek:

[sanantoniosooner]

Mustard rules.

Ketchup drools.

I don't care if it's fancy or not.

[NormanPride]

Why the hate on ketchup? It goes with everything and tastes good. Sounds like some people are jealous. :cool:

[sanantoniosooner]

Why the hate on ketchup? It goes with everything and tastes good. Sounds like some people are jealous. :cool:
People who like ketchup use the food as an excuse to get ketchup in their mouth.

Same with Ranch dressing.

[SicEmBaylor]

I love ketchup on just about everything. In fact, it's the only thing I put on burgers and hot dogs.

Nothing but meat, bun, and some ketchup.

[sanantoniosooner]

Nothing but meat, bun, and some ketchup.
try not to make the softballs SO obvious.;)

[crawfish]

Ketchup on burgers but mustard on hot dogs. Anything else is wrong.

Or is that catsup?

[yermom]

SicEm's not really helping the ketchup side of the argument, is he?

next up, doleo...

[OU4LIFE]

People who like ketchup use the food as an excuse to get ketchup in their mouth.

Same with Ranch dressing.

back off the ranch, biatch.

ranch is the ultimate condiment.

[sanantoniosooner]

back off the ranch, biatch.

ranch is the ultimate condiment.
Consumers of Ranch just use the food as a vehicle.

Why not just stick a straw in the bottle?

[frankensooner]

My son wanted BBQ sauce on his hotdog last week, and he ate it, every last bite.

meh, to each his own.

[jk the sooner fan]

mustard on dogs, definitely

[achiro]

**** OFF!! DIP ****!!!!!!!!!!

[yermom]

Consumers of Ranch just use the food as a vehicle.

Why not just stick a straw in the bottle?

then the straw is the vehicle

i just drink from the bottle

[OU4LIFE]

and besides, if you were real men, you be eating charcoaled brats....not hot dogs.

[frankensooner]

You know what sounds horrible, but is actually not half bad?


Crunchy Cheetos dipped in chocolate pudding. I discovered that as a kid on day when I didn't have a spoon for my pudding during lunch at school when I was brown-bagging it (and the pudding was in a metal can with a pull top, not a plastic cup-ah those were the days).

[JohnnyMack]

You know what sounds horrible, but is actually not half bad?


Crunchy Cheetos dipped in chocolate pudding. I discovered that as a kid on day when I didn't have a spoon for my pudding during lunch at school when I was brown-bagging it (and the pudding was in a metal can with a pull top, not a plastic cup-ah those were the days).

Try Flaming Hot Chee-Tos and Hersheys Kisses.

Rocks faces completely off.

[sanantoniosooner]

You know what sounds horrible, but is actually not half bad?


Crunchy Cheetos dipped in chocolate pudding. I discovered that as a kid on day when I didn't have a spoon for my pudding during lunch at school when I was brown-bagging it (and the pudding was in a metal can with a pull top, not a plastic cup-ah those were the days).
and you were just bagging on your kid for his oddity?:D

[SicEmBaylor]

Try Flaming Hot Chee-Tos and Hersheys Kisses.

Rocks faces completely off.

Nacho cheese doritos inside a PB&J, but it has to be made a specific way and with specific brands.

Bread: Rainbow
Jelly: Welch's Grape
Peanut Butter: Peter Pan creamy.

YWIA

[sanantoniosooner]

any time Sic'em says "YWIA"..... I avoid whatever he just suggested.

And thank him in advance.

[JohnnyMack]

Your choice of Peter Pan totally invalidates your recipe.

Go sit in the corner.

[TUSooner]

I know a guy who put MAYONNAISE on his hot dogs.
I've made a zillion ketchupy hot dogs for my daughter over the years, so ketchup is GOOD !!!

[sanantoniosooner]

Your choice of Peter Pan totally invalidates your recipe.

Go sit in the corner.
really.

Could Sic'em choose any brand OTHER than Peter Pan?

I think not.

[NormanPride]

no doubt mustard is the KEY condiment, but mustard without ketchup on a hotdog is like broccoli without cheddar!

[JohnnyMack]

really.

Could Sic'em choose any brand OTHER than Peter Pan?

I think not.

I'd rather you not post the link to that one guy's site, but I have a feeling you're going to anyway. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

no doubt mustard is the KEY condiment, but mustard without ketchup on a hotdog is like broccoli without cheddar!
oh geez.

you eat broccoli too?:(

[royalfan5]

Ketchup is the only thing that belongs on Fairbury Brand Hot Dogs, the official Hot Dog of Cornhusker Athletics.

[JohnnyMack]

Ketchup is the only thing that belongs on Fairbury Brand Hot Dogs, the official Hot Dog of Cornhusker Athletics.

Ketchup on hot dogs is for homos and little kids.

[Czar Soonerov]

I like some salsa on my dog.

Mmmm.

[Czar Soonerov]

Nacho cheese doritos inside a PB&J, but it has to be made a specific way and with specific brands.

Bread: Rainbow
Jelly: Welch's Grape
Peanut Butter: Peter Pan creamy.

YWIA

Does momma cut the crust off for ya too?

;)

[Viking Kitten]

I concur with JM. Hot dogs = mustard and relish. Maybe some chili and cheese or even a few onions on occasion, but ketchup never. When you put ketchup on a hot dog, the terrorists win. Same goes for catsup. In fact, I feel like a homo just writing the word "catsup."

[Hamhock]

age<9 ketchup
age>9 mustard

[royalfan5]

Ketchup on hot dogs is for homos and little kids.
Spoken like someone who has never enjoyed the glory of a Fairbury Brand hotdog.

[JohnnyMack]

Spoken like someone who has never enjoyed the glory of a Fairbury Brand hotdog.

I'll stick with my Hebrew Nationals.

Unless the hot dog was made of potato and deep fried, I ain't puttin' ketchup on it.

[NormanPride]

Oh God... deep-fried potato-dogs... *drool*

[OCUDad]

Obviously some of you have never read the rules:

Hamburger = ketchup/catsup (lettuce, tomato, onion optional)
Hot dog = mustard (relish optional)

Oh, and the toilet paper goes over the top of the roll. That is all. Move along, nothing more to see here.

[sanantoniosooner]

Oh, and the toilet paper goes over the top of the roll. That is all. Move along, nothing more to see here.
:dean:The paper goes whichever way the wife puts it:dean:

[JohnnyMack]

Ketchup is a really stupid condiment. Other than fries it doesn't really serve a purpose.

Burgers deserve mustard or mayo.

[sanantoniosooner]

Ketchup is a really stupid condiment. Other than fries it doesn't really serve a purpose.

Burgers deserve mustard or mayo.
I make an exception for a blending of ketchup with mustard, like Braums does.

Mayo sucks worse than ketchup.

[Viking Kitten]

Simma down nah, JM. Ketchup on a hamburger is acceptable as long as mustard is also present.

[Viking Kitten]

No. No blend, SAS. They must ketchup and mustard must be kept separate. Placed on opposing sided of the hamburger is preferable.

[sanantoniosooner]

Braums got it right

[achiro]

Are you people talking that bright yellow kind of mustard cause if you are, that stuff is just nasty. I'll take some(a little) spicy mustard or whatever but ewww on the other stuff, I don't care if its a hotdog, a brat, a hamburger, or a sammich.

[royalfan5]

You know what's good? Blending multiple salad dressings. My Grandpa used to do that. It was quite tasty.

[Viking Kitten]

Braums got it right

You're a nappy headed ho.

[sanantoniosooner]

trick mustards are good on sandwiches.

NOT on a burger.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Mustard is ALWAYS the wrong choice. Now, tartar sauce on French(freedom) fries...Yum!

[sanantoniosooner]

tartar sauce?

You're worse than the Brits.

[tommieharris91]

Chili dogs pwn all. But if I can't have that, then I get ketchup AND mustard.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

You're worse than the Brits.S'matter with you , I don't even have an Iran spying navy, let alone apologists.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I love cats and kittens, but ketchup and mayo are the best on hot dogs, brats and burgers...

[springs sooner]

I only eat hot dogs when i am poor, which means i eat them all the time. Mustard and cheese.

As for a burger Blue cheese either dressing or crumbles.

hey i used all my cheese on the hot dogs.

[oklaclarinet]

I've never been much of a ketchup fan. I don't put it on hot dogs or fries, and I could take it or leave in on a burger. For hot dogs, I'd go with mustard, chili, cheese, and onions - all at once! If it's a brat, kraut works nicely.

[SicEmBaylor]

Mayo on a burger is simply un-american and treasonous.

[royalfan5]

Mayo on a burger is simply un-american and treasonous.
What about miracle whip?

[NormanPride]

Homemade mayo is the freaking win on BLTs.

[SicEmBaylor]

What about miracle whip?
I've never had it. I've never had mayo either.

[royalfan5]

I've never had it. I've never had mayo either.
You've never had Miracle Whip? Seriously?

[SicEmBaylor]

Homemade mayo is the freaking win on BLTs.
That's acceptable I think.

I only eat bacon sandwiches though..that is to say a BLT without the "LT." Again, it's basically just bacon in between two pieces of bread plus a lot of ketchup. You should see the face of the Denny's waitress by campus when I go in there late at night sometimes and order a "BLT minus the LT plus ketchup."

[SicEmBaylor]

You've never had Miracle Whip? Seriously?
Seriously.

[royalfan5]

Seriously.
Have you always been afraid of trying new things, or did it develop over time?

[OU4LIFE]

oh yeah, real mayo on a BLT....tasty.

real mayo on anything else, nasty.

[SicEmBaylor]

Have you always been afraid of trying new things, or did it develop over time?
I just never have. The list of things I've never tried is long and extensive.
They include some of the following:

-Fish...any kind.
-Any vegetable other than mashed potatoes (which I eat VERY rarely) and corn (but only if it's on the cob).
-Every fruit except for an apple which I last had in 2nd grade and an orange which I had in kindergarten. Other than that I've never tried any other variety of fruit.

[OU4LIFE]

you left out 'sex with a girl'

[royalfan5]

I just never have. The list of things I've never tried is long and extensive.
They include some of the following:

-Fish...any kind.
-Any vegetable other than mashed potatoes (which I eat VERY rarely) and corn (but only if it's on the cob).
-Every fruit except for an apple which I last had in 2nd grade and an orange which I had in kindergarten. Other than that I've never tried any other variety of fruit.
And your parents put up with this ****?

[SicEmBaylor]

you left out 'sex with a girl'
Actually..heh...
I left out "strawberry." The first and ONLY time I've had strawberry was with SicEmEx. She wanted "strawberries and cream" because she said it was an aphrodisiac so I called down to room service and had some brought up.

I didn't want to eat any but she insisted on it.

So, you could add both THAT and strawberry to the list of the few things I have had. :D

[JohnnyMack]

I call bull****.

[SicEmBaylor]

And your parents put up with this ****?
My parents never made me do anything.

[royalfan5]

My parents never made me do anything.
It shows.

[NormanPride]

I think SicEm is the most unhealthy person I've ever heard of.

[OSUAggie]

I think SicEm is the most unhealthy person I've ever heard of.

I was thinkin the same thing.

Stupid ****ing Aggie parents.

[SicEmBaylor]

I was thinkin the same thing.

Stupid ****ing Aggie parents.
They're your people!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Actually..heh...
I left out "strawberry." The first and ONLY time I've had strawberry was with SicEmEx. She wanted "strawberries and cream" because she said it was an aphrodisiac so I called down to room service and had some brought up.

I didn't want to eat any but she insisted on it.

So, you could add both THAT and strawberry to the list of the few things I have had. :DOK, you're not really EVAR posting as your real self, are you?

[NormanPride]

Not too smart either.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Stupid ****ing Aggie parents.

Dripping with irony.

[OSUAggie]

With perhaps a notch of sarcasm on the side.

[Mixer!]

back off the ranch, biatch.

ranch is the ultimate condiment.
Hill.
Billy.


and besides, if you were a rich golfer like me, you'd be eating charcoaled brats with coleslaw on top.


:D

[silverwheels]

Ketchup goes on onion rings only. Nothing else.

[sanantoniosooner]

The longer I'm here the more sick I realize you people are.

[soonersweetie]

my preference-

hamburger = miracle whip, avocado, tomato and cheese

hot dog = miracle whip or mustard (depending on my mood at the time) and cheese

Oh, one variation on the hamburger. Take some french onion dip and spread it on the bun add a tomato and cheese, yummmm

[yermom]

i'm not sure there is anything that should actually have Miracle Whip on it

it's a "miracle" that i don't puke when i taste that stuff

[Jimminy Crimson]

Best burger = put some bbq sauce on the burger while its still on the grill, allow to carmelize a bit. Put cheese on burger while still on grill. Mayonaise on the buns and put the burger on. Eat. Enjoy.

Only time I like yella mustard on a dog is on a Chicago red hot, all dressed up.

[C&CDean]

****ing hillbillies. I will settle this now, once and for all:

Hot Dog - mustard, relish, onions, chili, cheese, pickles, hot peppers (or any combination thereof)

Hamburger - mustard, mayo, pickles, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos, blue cheese, chili, bacon, swiss, cheddar, provolone, jack, american (or any combination thereof)

Fries - ketchup (mustard or mayo if you're out of ketchup)

Onion Rings - ketchup

Pizza - NOTHING

If your hamburger is really dry, and you're out of all other condiments, then dipping it in ketchup is acceptable.

If you dip your pizza (or fries/dog/burger/rings) in ranch, you are a flaming homo who doesn't have one lick of home training or culture. Your mother bore you out of her anus, breech, and your head got stuck in her ***.

Ranch is for salads and for veggie dip.

TIA.

[royalfan5]

One of the local fastfood joints used to have a Velveeta cheeseburger up here. It was 1/3 of beef, a 1/2 slab of velveeta, ground pepper, and carmelized onions. It was amazing.

[sanantoniosooner]

If you dip your pizza (or fries/dog/burger/rings) in ranch, you are a flaming homo who doesn't have one lick of home training or culture. Your mother bore you out of her anus, breech, and your head got stuck in her ***.

I tried to tell'em Dean.

[silverwheels]

I agree on something with Dean finally.

[sanantoniosooner]

One of the local fastfood joints used to have a Velveeta cheeseburger up here. It was 1/3 of beef, a 1/2 slab of velveeta, ground pepper, and carmelized onions. It was amazing.
A place near me has a burger with Velveta and peppers, bacon, onion ring and 1/2 lb patty. And the usual toppings.

[JohnnyMack]

Pizza - NOTHING

If your hamburger is really dry, and you're out of all other condiments, then dipping it in ketchup is acceptable.

If you dip your pizza (or fries/dog/burger/rings) in ranch, you are a flaming homo who doesn't have one lick of home training or culture. Your mother bore you out of her anus, breech, and your head got stuck in her ***.

Ranch is for salads and for veggie dip.

TIA.

Take that Hairy.

[mdklatt]

Pizza - NOTHING


A-****ING-MEN.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Pizza - NOTHING

...besides a ****-ton of crushed red pepper. :hot: :hot: :hot:

[C&CDean]

...besides a ****-ton of crushed red pepper. :hot: :hot: :hot:

Dude, crushed red pepper/parmagian cheese/jalapenos/habaneros just go without saying. I just assumed that was common hillbilly knowledge.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Dude, crushed red pepper/parmagian cheese/jalapenos/habaneros just go without saying. I just assumed that was common hillbilly knowledge.

I agree, I just wasn't sure with the all caps "NOTHING". :dean:

[mdklatt]

parmagian cheese

Foot cheese is teh lose.

[SoonerJack]

Try Flaming Hot Chee-Tos and Hersheys Kisses.

Rocks faces completely off.

hilarious. i Lol'd this one.:D

[NormanPride]

What about dipping pizza crust in ****? Marinara sauce is okay, since it's kin to pizza anyhow. What else would work?

[yermom]

What about dipping pizza crust in ****? Marinara sauce is okay, since it's kin to pizza anyhow. What else would work?

i'm not dipping anything in ****, but i guess whatever you are into

does Badger know about this?

[SicEmBaylor]

I dip my crust in marinara but not the pizza itself.

[OSUAggie]

That pure fat container that Papa John's sends out is decent, if you like pure fat.

[royalfan5]

I dip my crust in marinara but not the pizza itself.
didn't you say that you removed the toppings from the pizza so you are just eating bread and marinara anyway?

[NormanPride]

i'm not dipping anything in ****, but i guess whatever you are into

does Badger know about this?

I'm tempted to run with this, but I'm not sure how often she checks the SO.

When she starts I am so ****ed. :(

[royalfan5]

I'm tempted to run with this, but I'm not sure how often she checks the SO.

When she starts I am so ****ed. :(
Just tell her it's a different Norman Pride that posts on the SO.

[sanantoniosooner]

Just tell her it's a different Norman Pride that posts on the SO.
she uses his name half the time.

that wont fly.

[mdklatt]

That pure fat container that Papa John's sends out is decent, if you like pure fat.

Technically, it's not "pure" fat...it has garlic flavoring.

[SicEmBaylor]

didn't you say that you removed the toppings from the pizza so you are just eating bread and marinara anyway?
Well, I'll eat a cheese pizza. I typically order pepperoni though because I eat the pepperonis separately. But if there's anything else on it then I scrape it off.

[JohnnyMack]

I really can't for the life of me think of a better concept for a reality show than :dean: and SicEm living together in an apartment.

[NormanPride]

she uses his name half the time.

that wont fly.

Man, that is freaky. I almost posted:

"She's posted as me before.

That won't fly."

:eek:

[mdklatt]

I really can't for the life of me think of a better concept for a reality show than :dean: and SicEm living together in an apartment.

It wouldn't even last a season before Dean killed him.

[SicEmBaylor]

Where is Dean's ranch? I heard someone mention Lexington, well hell isn't that just next to Purcell? I go to Purcell all the damned time. I have kin folk there.

[Fraggle145]

Two things that sound odd, but are damn good

Fried egg on a cheesburger, with all the fixins - other condiments still okay

Crunchy Peanut Butter on a Hamburger, fixins are optional, but still good - no other condiments allowed

[sanantoniosooner]

The hospital run when Dean tries to teach him to catch copperheads would be an exceptional episode though

[OSUAggie]

Well, I'll eat a cheese pizza. I typically order pepperoni though because I eat the pepperonis separately. But if there's anything else on it then I scrape it off.

You're the prototypical product of a generational divorcee relationship that gave up after you were hatched and you got presents from 8 different families at Christmas and eat your ****ing steak with ketchup while not touching your veggies because "I don't have to" and your parental unit of choice that evening feels like their hands are tied because you'll just flee to the others' house if you're forced to eat anything like a human.

I guess what I'm asking is, do you come from a split household?

[Mjcpr]

The hospital run when Dean tries to teach him to catch copperheads would be an exceptional episode though

Or when he saws Sic'Em in half.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Where is Dean's ranch? I heard someone mention Lexington, well hell isn't that just next to Purcell? I go to Purcell all the damned time. I have kin folk there.Oh someone set this up, please! I'm having visions of Dean asking SicEm to help palpate a cow.

[SicEmBaylor]

You're the prototypical product of a generational divorcee relationship that gave up after you were hatched and you got presents from 8 different families at Christmas and eat your ****ing steak with ketchup while not touching your veggies because "I don't have to" and your parental unit of choice that evening feels like their hands are tied because you'll just flee to the others' house if you're forced to eat anything like a human.

I guess what I'm asking is, do you come from a split household?

No, in fact, you're way the hell off. I come from the very epitome of a nuclear American family. I was raised in small town Oklahoma. My parents didn't get married until my dad was just about out of med school and I wasn't born until 2 years later. They are still together to this day. I have one sister who is 8 years younger. My entire family is very close and I adore my parents.

[sanantoniosooner]

How about that episode when Dean accidentally gargles with Sic'em Zima and makes him bury stray animals?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Or the one where Mrs. Dean makes SicEm sit at the table until he finishes all of his vegetables that have been picked from the garden.

[JohnnyMack]

Yeah, because they let you get away with murder.

[royalfan5]

I'd like to see Sic'em catch square bales tossed to him for stacking

[JohnnyMack]

Or the one where Mrs. Dean makes SicEm sit at the table until he finishes all of his vegetables that have been picked from the garden.

When I was 10, my dad took me to the revolving restaurant in the ball in Dallas for a "fancy restaurant outing". Told me I had to eat everything on my plate, which included asparagus. Said we weren't leaving until I ate it. After realizing he wasn't kidding (half an hour or so later), I ate it. Shockingly enough, it didn't kill me.

[SicEmBaylor]

Or the one where Mrs. Dean makes SicEm sit at the table until he finishes all of his vegetables that have been picked from the garden.

I did used to pick wild onions from my yard and eat/chew on them. Onions really aren't too bad under some circumstances.

The problem is that I like the taste of a lot of these foods far more than I do actually having to eat the foods themselves.

It just occured to me but I also eat pineapple. I like to grill chicken with slices of pineapple and red and green peppers. That's pretty good.

[springs sooner]

Two things that sound odd, but are damn good

Fried egg on a cheesburger, with all the fixins - other condiments still okay

Crunchy Peanut Butter on a Hamburger, fixins are optional, but still good - no other condiments allowed


I loves me a burger with crunchy peanut butter. the in laws i thought i was crazy when i told them about it. I grew up with this and thought everybody did it.

[Fraggle145]

I loves me a burger with crunchy peanut butter. the in laws i thought i was crazy when i told them about it. I grew up with this and thought everybody did it.

The 1st time my friend told me about it i thought he was crazy, but that **** is damn good!

[yermom]

ok, that's just crazy

[OCUDad]

Hamburger - mustard, mayo, pickles, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos, blue cheese, chili, bacon, swiss, cheddar, provolone, jack, american (or any combination thereof) A hamburger without ketchup is Communism at its worst. I refuse to follow the advice of a running dog lackey who doesn't appreciate ketchup on a hamburger.

[mdklatt]

The problem is that I like the taste of a lot of these foods far more than I do actually having to eat the foods themselves.


WTF does this even mean? Is chewing too much of a chore for you? :confused:

[OSUAggie]

WTF does this even mean? Is chewing too much of a chore for you? :confused:

I was hoping someone would ask that in case there was some sort of obvious answer I was missing...

[yermom]

yeah, i don't really get it either

but there are a lot of things about SicEm i don't get :D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I did used to pick wild onions from my yard and eat/chew on them. Onions really aren't too bad under some circumstances.

The problem is that I like the taste of a lot of these foods far more than I do actually having to eat the foods themselves.

It just occured to me but I also eat pineapple. I like to grill chicken with slices of pineapple and red and green peppers. That's pretty good.Do you think they are unhealthy or something? It sounds like you have a borderline eating disorder.

[Fraggle145]

ok, that's just crazy

dont knock it till you try it.

[NormanPride]

Borderline?

[OSUAggie]

Do you think they are unhealthy or something? It sounds like you have a borderline eating disorder.

Why? Because he's allegedly a male and never had a fruit or vegetable and weighs a buck-20?

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't monitor what I eat. I eat tons of junk food. I eat **** all day long I just honest to God can't gain any weight no matter what I eat.

And I should clarify that earlier statement. I don't like the actual vegetables and fruits themselves but I like the things they are made into that still have the taste. For example, I like fries but not potatoes. I like tomato sauce but not tomatoes. I like apple flavored stuff but not actual apples.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I don't monitor what I eat. I eat tons of junk food. I eat **** all day long I just honest to God can't gain any weight no matter what I eat.

And I should clarify that earlier statement. I don't like the actual vegetables and fruits themselves but I like the things they are made into that still have the taste. For example, I like fries but not potatoes. I like tomato sauce but not tomatoes. I like apple flavored stuff but not actual apples.Popeye had to eat spinach to make his muscles grow. Just sayin. . .

[Mjcpr]

I don't monitor what I eat. I eat tons of junk food. I eat **** all day long I just honest to God can't gain any weight no matter what I eat.

That'll change in about a decade, trust me.

[springs sooner]

maybe bcause you eat **** all day is the reason you dont gain weight. try eating like oh i dont know REAL food.

[SicEmBaylor]

maybe bcause you eat **** all day is the reason you dont gain weight. try eating like oh i dont know REAL food.
So no more nacho cheese doritos and PBJ sandwiches?

Seriously, am I the only person who has had that?

[springs sooner]

No i put nacho cheese doritos on my sammiches when i am poor and cant afford cheese. gives good crunch, cheese and a side item all at the same time.

but doritos and PBJ not too sure about that one.

[C&CDean]

A Dean/Sic'em reality show would be the shortest show EVER in the history of shows.

First episode:

Dean - here, eat this, it's deer steak and it's good

Sic'em - ooh, deer is nasty - I've never tried it - but it's nasty

Dean - eat it

Sic'em - I'll barf

Dean - you'll die

Sic'em - OK

Dean - BOOM

The End.

[Mixer!]

:les: GET HOLLYWOOD ON THE PHONE NOW! :D

[GottaHavePride]

Wait wait wait.

You weird ****ers put stuff on hot dogs? The idea is to buy hot dogs made of good enough meat they need nothing on them. The bun is just a convenient means to avoid getting your hands greasy. Cheese just might be acceptable.

And I hate mustard, but I'd put mustard on a hot dog way before I'd ever put ketchup on one. It'd have to be some kind of killer spicy German mustard though. And I still wouldn't like it. That yellow garbage is crap, though.

Burgers are different. you can use damn near any condiment you can find on a burger, EXCEPT mustard. And Miracle Whip. Real mayonnaise is fine - it's basically just eggs and oil anyway - Miracle Whip tastes nasty.

[JohnnyMack]

A Dean/Sic'em reality show would be the shortest show EVER in the history of shows.

First episode:

Dean - here, eat this, it's deer steak and it's good

Sic'em - ooh, deer is nasty - I've never tried it - but it's nasty

Dean - eat it

Sic'em - I'll barf

Dean - you'll die

Sic'em - OK

Dean - BOOM

The End.

Would you actually say "BOOM" as you shot him? Wouldn't it be more accurate to write in that <Dean levels shotgun at SicEm's face and pulls trigger>?

You suck at writing screenplays.

[JohnnyMack]

Cheese just might be acceptable.


GUILTY PLEASURE ADMISSION!!!:

I like them hot dogs with the little bits of "cheese" in the dogs. Them are good.

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, sheet.
This is making me crave Coney Islander in Tulsa.

Coney Islander is yet another reason that Tulsa>OKC

[GottaHavePride]

Sadly, the best hot dogs I know of come from a Polish butcher shop in Chicago. they're made mostly of veal. They're willing o ship hem to me, but it costs a stupid amount of money.

[MamaMia]

...God kills a kitten.

Please stop doing it.

Now!
Not to worry. Miracle Whip is my hot doggy condiment of choice. :D

[royalfan5]

Sadly, the best hot dogs I know of come from a Polish butcher shop in Chicago. they're made mostly of veal. They're willing o ship hem to me, but it costs a stupid amount of money.
Veal, the best by-product of the dairy industry.

[JohnnyMack]

Not to worry. Miracle Whip is my hot doggy condiment of choice. :D

You make me so sad sometimes.

Imma have to come to your house and have a condiment intervention!

[OSUAggie]

Sadly, the best hot dogs I know of come from a Polish butcher shop in Chicago. they're made mostly of veal. They're willing o ship hem to me, but it costs a stupid amount of money.

I'll eat a Nathan's and drink a beer from a bum in New York before I eat anything else. Even if it is $15.

[MamaMia]

You make me so sad sometimes.

Imma have to come to your house and have a condiment intervention!
Come on over. I'll make us up a couple of plates of my Sunmaid Raisin Bread, Miracle Whip and Bologna sandwiches. :D

[GottaHavePride]

I'll eat a Nathan's and drink a beer from a bum in New York before I eat anything else. Even if it is $15.

Nathan's are acceptable to me. I'll take Nathan's over most of the other brands in the grocery store. ;)

[12]

I like hotdogs for two reasons... population control and by-product use.

That said, a quality grilled sausage can hit the spot on a cold, autumn day before a football game. :)

[MamaMia]

I like hotdogs for two reasons... population control and by-product use.

That said, a quality grilled sausage can hit the spot on a cold, autumn day before a football game. :)
Brats smoked in a pan full of beer is also yummy on game day. :D

[olevetonahill]

Come on over. I'll make us up a couple of plates of my Sunmaid Raisin Bread, Miracle Whip and Bologna sandwiches. :D
Im just about tempted to drive to Woodward for a good home cooked meal . :D
As for the other stuff there are two rules
#1 put what you want anything you eat.
#2 If you dont have what you want , Put what youve got .

[12]

#2 If you dont have what you want , Put what youve got .

I agree. If you are craving a little mustard or maybe some catsup, belly button lint or maybe the crust off an old sour cream container will do.

[Soonerus]

Gawd, do you guys know what the components parts of that skunk food ???

[yermom]

Nathan's are acceptable to me. I'll take Nathan's over most of the other brands in the grocery store. ;)

i wasn't impressed with Nathan's

the Hebrew National stuff i had in Chicago was really good though

[12]

Can't be worse than belly button lint.

[Soonerus]

Can't be worse than belly button lint.

worse...

[yermom]

Gawd, do you guys know what the components parts of that skunk food ???

lips and *******s?

[GottaHavePride]

Gawd, do you guys know what the components parts of that skunk food ???

Heh. The ones from the place in Chicago are all veal and pork - no lips and *******s allowed.

[Soonerus]

lips and *******s?

maybe some intestines mixed in and other miscellaneous parts...

[Soonerus]

Heh. The ones from the place in Chicago are all veal and pork - no lips and *******s allowed.

...and you believe that.....

[yermom]

how many ppm of rat feces is allowed in those?

[SleestakSooner]

I love ketchup on just about everything. In fact, it's the only thing I put on burgers and hot dogs.

Nothing but meat, bun, and some ketchup.

Figures... closest you will ever come to earning your red-wings. :rolleyes:

[SleestakSooner]

My date and I stopped into a deli in Harrahs at Atl City. She put ketchup all over her Philley cheesesteak...we were arrested and fined $500. I still love her, tho.

Which trailer park did you pick her up from?

[Fraggle145]

Figures... closest you will ever come to earning your red-wings. :rolleyes:

:eek:

We so need a vomit smily...

[SleestakSooner]

Mustard is ALWAYS the wrong choice. Now, tartar sauce on French(freedom) fries...Yum!

...and why does this not suprise me in the least? :confused:

[SleestakSooner]

I love cats and kittens, but ketchup and mayo are the best on hot dogs, brats and burgers...

This truly makes me want to hurl.

Keep that white ****e well away from my red meats thanks.

[SleestakSooner]

I've never been much of a ketchup fan. I don't put it on hot dogs or fries, and I could take it or leave in on a burger. For hot dogs, I'd go with mustard, chili, cheese, and onions - all at once! If it's a brat, kraut works nicely.

Now this is how it should be done, thank you for restoring my appetite. :pop:

[SleestakSooner]

****ing hillbillies. I will settle this now, once and for all:

Hot Dog - mustard, relish, onions, chili, cheese, pickles, hot peppers (or any combination thereof)


If you dip your pizza (or fries/dog/burger/rings) in ranch, you are a flaming homo who doesn't have one lick of home training or culture. Your mother bore you out of her anus, breech, and your head got stuck in her ***.

Ranch is for salads and for veggie dip.

TIA.

A couple of years ago I found the OU Rufnecks eating lunch in a Norman restaurant. I went up to say hello to them and make conversation when I noticed them using nothing but ranch dressing for their fries, sandwiches and nachos. Then I told them my father would be rolling over in his grave if he knew the Rufnecks were eating that girly **** and walked off very disappointed.

[Jimminy Crimson]

i wasn't impressed with Nathan's

the Hebrew National stuff i had in Chicago was really good though

Nathan's are alright, but I prefer the Hebrew National. It's all kosher to me!

I'm Catholic, but a closet Jew. :pop:

[OU4LIFE]

Hill.
Billy.



oh dear Lord....if I ever catch you putting anything besides kraut on a brat, I WILL kill you.

[MamaMia]

Nathan's are alright, but I prefer the Hebrew National. It's all kosher to me!

I'm Catholic, but a closet Jew. :pop:I'm Catholic as well and our family loves the kosher Hebrew Franks. :D

The first time we tried them was in Tuscaloosa. An Alabama fan was serving them at his tailgate. Now my family wont eat any other hot dog.

Every once in a while I'll have some Braums brand ketchup but I usually prefer just salt or maybe some malt vinegar on my fries.

[C&CDean]

Ooh, ooh, I almost forgot.

I was in the Greek House earlier this week, and this pathetic foreigner put ketchup all over his gyros. I mean drowned the meat, pita bread, fries, AND salad in ketchup. And he never touched the monkey cum they give you in the little cup. WTF is wrong with people?

[C&CDean]

Would you actually say "BOOM" as you shot him? Wouldn't it be more accurate to write in that <Dean levels shotgun at SicEm's face and pulls trigger>?

You suck at writing screenplays.

Dude, I'm the talent. I leave the screenwriting to the homosexuals.

[MamaMia]

Ooh, ooh, I almost forgot.

I was in the Greek House earlier this week, and this pathetic foreigner put ketchup all over his gyros. I mean drowned the meat, pita bread, fries, AND salad in ketchup. And he never touched the monkey cum they give you in the little cup. WTF is wrong with people? Monkey cum?! Gee, thank you Dean. I will never look at tzatziki sauce the same way ever again. I may never be able to have another gyro as long as I live on this earth! :eek:

[C&CDean]

Sorry mom. "Primate ejaculate." There. Better? Make you want a big ol' cup full? I sure do.

And that's my biggest beef at GH. They always give you the single-shot sample. I want the mega-sample.

[Viking Kitten]

Simian spooge?

[C&CDean]

Chimp chode?

[Viking Kitten]

Lemur love lotion?

[C&CDean]

Gorilla goo?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I bet you ketchup lovers put it on steak too.

[VeeJay]

There is nothing wrong with the natural life cycle of kittens. Kittens die, and if ketchup is involved, it is what it is.

[TUSooner]

Sorry mom. "Primate ejaculate." There. Better? Make you want a big ol' cup full? I sure do.

And that's my biggest beef at GH. They always give you the single-shot sample. I want the mega-sample.
Euphemisms aside <shudder>, that sauce is only any good if made with yogurt. The sour cream version is a nasty old fake - OK for spuds, but no-no for gyros.

[C&CDean]

Yeti yogurt?

[Viking Kitten]

Gorilla goo?

Rhesus penis butter?

[TUSooner]

Rhesus penis butter?
Very clever.
Disgusting, but very very clever.
SPEK!

[yermom]

Ooh, ooh, I almost forgot.

I was in the Greek House earlier this week, and this pathetic foreigner put ketchup all over his gyros. I mean drowned the meat, pita bread, fries, AND salad in ketchup. And he never touched the monkey cum they give you in the little cup. WTF is wrong with people?

you know doleo isn't really from Germany, right?

and man are they stingy with the yeti yogurt :D

[MamaMia]

What is it about guys that make them want to gross girls out even more when they know they can? :P

[JohnnyMack]

Rhesus penis butter?

That's quality work.

[JohnnyMack]

Baboon baby batter?

[OU4LIFE]

Rhesus penis butter?

I see what you did there.

[C&CDean]

Yeah, I quit. I don't think I can lick rhesus penis butter.

[Viking Kitten]

And you really don't want to put it in Dean's chocolate.

[C&CDean]

"Hey, you got monkey cum in my chocolate!" "Hey, you got chocolate in my monkey cum!" "Yummy."

[SicEmBaylor]

This has gone horribly wrong.

[Viking Kitten]

I love you guys.

[OU4LIFE]

Yeah, I quit. I don't think I can lick rhesus penis butter.

well, it's not for lack of trying.

[C&CDean]

Stifle, ranch boy.

[Mixer!]

Hidden Valley Ranch, from deep in the Brokeback Mountains...

[NormanPride]

Golden.
Thread.

[OCUDad]

Does VK's "rhesus" line qualify as post of the year? Gets my vote.

[OU4LIFE]

no, but it definitely qualifies as your lips too close to her ***...

;)

[OCUDad]

Jealous?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Duddn't matter what you put on it - if you didn't cook it by sticking a fork in it and holding it over the flame on the gas range until it reached perfect hillbilly blackness, you did it wrong.

RIP, my mom's forks.

[OU4LIFE]

Jealous?

immeasurably.

[SleestakSooner]

Ooh, ooh, I almost forgot.

I was in the Greek House earlier this week, and this pathetic foreigner put ketchup all over his gyros. I mean drowned the meat, pita bread, fries, AND salad in ketchup. And he never touched the monkey cum they give you in the little cup. WTF is wrong with people?

That settles it! Next time I am at the Greek House and place my order I am asking for extra special Dean sauce. :dean:

[TopDawg]

You guys and your pickiness sound like women.*






*No offense, women.

[TopDawg]

There is nothing wrong with the natural life cycle of kittens. Kittens die, and if ketchup is involved, it is what it is.

Precisely. In fact, knowing that kittens die actually makes me feel better about putting ketchup on my hot dogs.

[TopDawg]

I've gotta give it to you anti-ketchup folks, though. hot-dog.org is with ya:


Hot Dog Etiquette

Everyday guidance for eating America's sacred food

Don't...
Put hot dog toppings between the hot dog and the bun. Always "dress the dog," not the bun.

Condiments should be applied in the following order: wet condiments like mustard and chili are applied first, followed by chunky condiments like relish, onions and sauerkraut, followed by shredded cheese, followed by spices, like celery salt or pepper.

Do...
Serve sesame seed, poppy seed and plain buns with hot dogs. Sun-dried tomato buns or basil buns are considered gauche with franks.

Don't...
Use a cloth napkin to wipe your mouth when eating a hot dog. Paper is always preferable.

Do...
Eat hot dogs on buns with your hands. Utensils should not touch hot dogs on buns.

Do...
Use paper plates to serve hot dogs. Every day dishes are acceptable; china is a no-no.

Don't...
Take more than five bites to finish a hot dog. For foot-long wiener, seven bites are acceptable.

Don't...
Leave bits of bun on your plate. Eat it all.

Don't...
Fresh herbs on the same plate with hot dogs over-do the presentation

Don't...
Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.
Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.

Do...
Condiments remaining on the fingers after eating a hot dog should be licked away, not washed.

Do...
Use multi-colored toothpicks to serve cocktail wieners. Cocktail forks are in poor taste.

Don't...
Send a thank you note following a hot dog barbecue. It would not be in keeping with the unpretentious nature of hot dogs.

Don't...
Bring wine to a hot dog barbecue. Beer, soda, lemonade and iced tea are preferable.

Don't...
Ever think there is a wrong time to serve hot dogs.

But I'll one up you all. Sometimes I eat them without anything.

[OCUDad]

But I'll one up you all. Sometimes I eat them without anything on.:eek:

[rufnek05]

i don't get it. why is it ok to put ketchup on hamburgers, but not ok for hotdogs? why this double standard?

[TopDawg]

i don't get it. why is it ok to put ketchup on hamburgers, but not ok for hotdogs? why this double standard?

And this raises a good point: what about the burger dogs that the O Club makes before FB games?

[soonerboomer93]

Would you actually say "BOOM" as you shot him? Wouldn't it be more accurate to write in that <Dean levels shotgun at SicEm's face and pulls trigger>?

You suck at writing screenplays.


No Dean would just yell boom and insta-kill sicem

[KC//CRIMSON]

i don't get it. why is it ok to put ketchup on hamburgers, but not ok for hotdogs? why this double standard?


Ask Imus.


Ba-dum crash!

[rufnek05]

Ask Imus.


Ba-dum crash!


i set that one up perfectly

[GottaHavePride]

But I'll one up you all. Sometimes I eat them without anything.

I think I already said that. ;)

[OSUAggie]

My former roommate eats them straight outta the pouch. No cooking, no microwaving, no condiments, nothing. ****ing. Disgusting.

[TopDawg]

My former roommate eats them straight outta the pouch. No cooking, no microwaving, no condiments, nothing. ****ing. Disgusting.

Hey wait. I do that too sometimes and I used to have an aggie roommate. Are you stalking me?

[soonerbrat]

why does anyone care what other people eat on their hot dogs?


does it really matter when there are issues like global warming to worry about?

[olevetonahill]

why does anyone care what other people eat on their hot dogs?


does it really matter when there are issues like global warming to worry about?
Dogs be a lot Mo impotent than al gore ;)

[soonerbrat]

i'd think algore was more impotent :P

[olevetonahill]

i'd think algore was more impotent :P
Great spek to you:cool:

[rufnek05]

condiments v. "global warming"....... i'm gonna go with condiments

[olevetonahill]

condiments v. "global warming"....... i'm gonna go with condiments
But if the earth gets warm enough , look at the money we will save on cooking them things .

[soonerbrat]

OK, i'll admit it. I put ketchup on hot dogs. I like mustard on them too. and don't hate me, but i have even put mayo on them once or twice.

[Newbomb Turk]

ketchup and mustard sometimes.

cheese and chilli other times.

[soonerbrat]

but I would never put ketchup on a Brat. now that would be blasphemous

[olevetonahill]

Remember My 2 rules
#1 put what you want on em
#2 if you dont have what you want , put what youve got on em :cool:

[Newbomb Turk]

but I would never put ketchup on a Brat. now that would be blasphemous

:hot:

[olevetonahill]

but I would never put ketchup on a Brat. now that would be blasphemous
But would whipped cream and peach preserves be ok ? Ya know on Brat ? ;)

[olevetonahill]

but I would never put ketchup on a Brat. now that would be blasphemous
Oh and what a pitch :D

[TopDawg]

So one time I was watching a documentary about the top 10 (or so) burgers in American. The restaurant in Meers, OK was featured as one of them but there was also this place:

http://www.hamburgeramerica.com/LouisLunch.gif

The don't allow ketchup in their restaurant.

They claim to be the inventors of the hamburger.

[SicEmBaylor]

So one time I was watching a documentary about the top 10 (or so) burgers in American. The restaurant in Meers, OK was featured as one of them but there was also this place:

http://www.hamburgeramerica.com/LouisLunch.gif

The don't allow ketchup in their restaurant.

They claim to be the inventors of the hamburger.
My father invented the question mark.

[SoonerGirl06]

But would whipped cream and peach preserves be ok ? Ya know on Brat ? ;)

I'm not sure about global warming... but there's something hot going on here....

[SoonerGirl06]

The restaurant in Meers, OK ...

I used to go there all the time as a little girl with my grandparents. I remember those hamburgers were just huge!

[Mixer!]

Why put ketchup on a burger when tomatoes are right there?

[OCUDad]

Where? Where?

[SicEmBaylor]

Where? Where?
Oh god that was weak.

[sanantoniosooner]

OCUDad got served.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I used to go there all the time as a little girl with my grandparents. I remember those hamburgers were just huge!When you went as a little boy, what did you remember?