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Viking Kitten
4/5/2007, 10:15 AM
So I was on my way to class tonight, and I was not in a good mood to begin with because I had forgotten a scantron and my professor always belittles me and makes me come in after office hours to perform "extra credit" when that happens.

Anyway... I was walking through the parking lot when I saw two guys almost get into a fight. One was a pedestrian and the other was a driver, and it looked to me like neither one of them was watching where the hell they were going. So anyway, the pedestrian hocked a loogie on the driver's car, and the driver, who was this big hairy guy, gets out of his car and the two start staring each other down. But what was wierd was that as that happened, there was this moment of intense lust that passed between the two men. You could just feel the wanting as they locked eyes right there in the parking lot. You could just sense that what they really wanted to do was kiss... passionately, intently, each man's soft tongue whipping the other's uvula into a frenzied, slimy ball of desire. The sexual tension in that parking lot was so thick you could cut it with a knife, or even sculpt it into a little melty rose or swan or something. It was actually quite hot.

tbl
4/5/2007, 10:23 AM
Why did that crack me up? Was it the extremely odd placement of "uvulva"? I'm not sure, but whats done is done. :D

Fugue
4/5/2007, 10:26 AM
http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/Other/34853_baghead.GIF

I di'in't read this, I di'int read this.

jk the sooner fan
4/5/2007, 10:26 AM
3 cheers for VK!!!!!!!!!!

hip hip hooooorayyyyy (times 3)

:)

yermom
4/5/2007, 10:28 AM
yeah VK, if there wouldn't have been so many people around they could have given in to their urges ;)

sanantoniosooner
4/5/2007, 10:29 AM
You were the Nancy Drew chick that asked if I got his tag number weren't you?

VeeJay
4/5/2007, 10:34 AM
I'm not sure if I had seen the two dudes ready to pummel each other, that I'd have noticed the inward urges.

My radar maybe doesn't pick up all the frequencies.

Good catch, VK.

tbl
4/5/2007, 10:35 AM
I just read SAS's original... I think this one was even funnier without reading that one first. :D

yermom
4/5/2007, 10:36 AM
heh, yeah

i saw Hairy's first, then this one

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/5/2007, 10:37 AM
Did you hear that song "Just You and I" playing in the background?

Hatfield
4/5/2007, 10:54 AM
remember that one day back in 95 when you were funny....

sanantoniosooner
4/5/2007, 10:55 AM
remember that one day back in 95 when you were funny....
could you get a little more specific?

yermom
4/5/2007, 11:05 AM
yeah, like there was more than one :rolleyes:

:D

MamaMia
4/5/2007, 12:15 PM
Then what happened then VK? :pop:

SoonersEnFuego
4/5/2007, 12:17 PM
What kind of "extra credit" are we talking about?

Fraggle145
4/5/2007, 12:18 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

Oldnslo
4/5/2007, 01:44 PM
wait. You have class?

SteelClip49
4/5/2007, 01:53 PM
was it Sherri Coale walking through?

KC//CRIMSON
4/5/2007, 02:02 PM
We're gonna need to see those "extra credit" pics......