Best Country song titles

[sanantoniosooner]

http://humour.200ok.com.au/25cw_songs.html

25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time
These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how surprising).

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
2. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even
5. Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here
15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
19. Please Bypass This Heart
20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
22. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
23. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
24. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
25. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

[Suerreal]

26. You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin' - Toby Keith
27. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? - Bellamy Brothers
28. She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft - Jerry Reed

- Sue

[LoyalFan]

"When yew say 'Ah beg yore pardon' I'll come-a runnin' back to yew."

There are (somewhere) actual lyrics for this one. Heard it eons ago.

LF

[opksooner]

29. "Kick me, sweet Jesus, through the goalpost of life."

[OKC Sooner]

"I've Seen Your Aura, And It's Ugly"

[opksooner]

"How can I respect you in the morning when I don't respect you now."

"They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore."

"You got knocked up, and I got locked up..you could say we both got screwed"

"If bruises show your love, then your love sure shows up on me"

[Suerreal]

Oh, man, how could I forget Kinky?

Like Git Yer Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed

- Sue

[OCUDad]

"I'll Be Back Before the Ring On Your Finger Turns Green."

[TheBobbyTrain]

"Lovin' you is the dumbest f****n' thing I've ever done"

"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your *** out all day long" -

"She's fat, I'm drunk...it's on..."

"Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys"

[sanantoniosooner]

"You dun stomped on my heart and smashed that sucker flat"
#21 on the list

[12]

"Grandpa trim yer toenails, they're cuttin' up the sheets"

[jk the sooner fan]

B double E double R un beer run beer run......

[IronSooner]

Not the title, but I dig the refrain: "You can't call it cheatin', 'cause she reminds me of you" - From Gin Blossoms - Cheatin'. (And yes they do play it in a country style, not like their radio singles)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Okay, so I was tanning this afternoon........don't usually listen to country, but I didnt want to mess with it.

I kid you not, the song was "I'd like to check you for ticks", are you freaking kidding me??

[Suerreal]

Another Kinky entry:
We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You

- Sue

[Soonerus]

Okie from Muskogee...

[MamaMia]

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

I'm Having Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle of the Afternoon

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

[TexasSooner01]

Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy. (big and rich)

[SoonerBK]

"You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd"
"My uncle used to love me but she died"