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The Maestro
4/3/2007, 03:28 PM
...snorted his dead dad's ashes. I sure hope this is new to the South Oval...I've been waiting for MONTHS for something South Oval-worthy to post! I figured a semi-dead rocker snorting the ashes of his dad was just the ticket!

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=257092&GT1=7702

Enjoy!
Dio
4/3/2007, 03:33 PM
"Listen Keith, we can't do any more drugs, 'cause you already ******* did 'em all, mkay? We have to wait 'til you die, then snort your ashes."

- Denis Leary
MamaMia
4/3/2007, 03:40 PM
Oh my God! That is so weird. :P

Maestro, you don't have to wait months to have something that interesting to post. Just post whatever comes to mind. Thats what I do. I figure if nobody cares what I'm saying that day they can skim over me. :D

For example, I cant get one person on here to talk with me about the Anna Nicole babydaddy saga. I think the subject is hilarious and very entertaining. Actually I cant get my family, my friends or anyone in this town to talk with me about it either. :O
85Sooner
4/3/2007, 04:00 PM
He is the Rolling Stone
12
4/3/2007, 04:02 PM
Really, who among us here haven't done that?
oumartin
4/3/2007, 04:45 PM
I'm the father of her baby!
GottaHavePride
4/3/2007, 05:19 PM
Really, who among us here haven't done that?

Which, snorted Keith Richards' dad's ashes or slept with Anna Nicole?
Mongo
4/3/2007, 05:22 PM
I would have to know what part of the body I was snortin or it's a deal breaker.
Rogue
4/3/2007, 07:34 PM
Anyone else thinking that Keith was just bored and fuggin' with the reporter d00d? I mean how many interviews about drugs has he done? He's heard the same lame questions over and over so he just starts saying some crap to see what they'll write.

MamaMia, the only reason I wanna know is because I have v$$ at stake.
LittleWingSooner
4/3/2007, 08:33 PM
Which is worse? Keith sniffed his dad or Ozzy sniffing ants?
StoopTroup
4/3/2007, 08:38 PM
I bet Keith snorted the ashes off Ozzie's Butt.
Rogue
4/4/2007, 08:46 PM
Ahem!

"Awww, c'mon I was just messin' with ya" (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=446771&in_page_id=1879)

I can't believe people actually believe this stuff (http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/04/keith_richards_mixed_cocaine_with_his_deceased_fat hers_ashes.php)

Looks like it cost him though.
No Disney Promos for d00ds that snort Dads (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-et-richards5apr05,1,2133187.story?coll=la-headlines-entnews&track=crosspromo)