View Full Version : I Know Paul MacCartney's Ex Only Has One Leg
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/2/2007, 08:48 PM
But holy crap am I tired of hearing about it on Dancing with the Stars.
The only reason she's on there is because she's a gold digger with one leg.
LoyalFan
4/2/2007, 08:55 PM
Look, you heartless person! Mebbe she wants to give up her day job at IHOP!
LF
Bleeding heart, but that's only due to the Coumadin(TM).
KC//CRIMSON
4/2/2007, 08:58 PM
I wonder if she hides gold in her faux leg?
Widescreen
4/2/2007, 09:09 PM
What? It's not a machine gun leg? Pfft.
picasso
4/2/2007, 09:14 PM
I wonder if she hides gold in her faux leg?
hahaha! I was just going to say she uses the thing for digging of the gold.
Frozen Sooner
4/2/2007, 09:33 PM
Look, you heartless person! Mebbe she wants to give up her day job at IHOP!
LF
Bleeding heart, but that's only due to the Coumadin(TM).
IHOP?
Booooooooo.
jk the sooner fan
4/2/2007, 09:33 PM
But holy crap am I tired of hearing about it on Dancing with the Stars.
The only reason she's on there is because she's a gold digger with one leg.
i figured you liberals would be all for that.......a handicapable person doing what they're not supposed to be doing....encouraging others to do similar
i know one thing, she's busier than a one legged woman in a dance contest
oh wait..........
JohnnyMack
4/2/2007, 09:34 PM
I'd like to take her peg leg off and hit her in her gold diggin' head.
rufnek05
4/2/2007, 09:35 PM
i've given up on prime-time tv. who ever watches it is just become ****ing dumber. prime time tv kills more brain cells than sniffing drain cleaner.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/2/2007, 09:36 PM
i figured you liberals would be all for that.......a handicapable person doing what they're not supposed to be doing....encouraging others to do similarIt would be different if she was really overcoming it. Instead they keep using it as a crutch for her (no pun intended). Her accent makes her sound like she's in a Monty Python movie-- "I go' a byonic layg."
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/2/2007, 09:39 PM
***Note: I am in no way making fun of people with disabilities. I'm just making fun of someone who is only on a "Stars" show because she's a gold digger who happens to have a byonic layg.
JohnnyMack
4/2/2007, 09:46 PM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/site/ProdImages/350pegleg4life.gif
IronSooner
4/2/2007, 10:34 PM
I read somewhere that there's a line in Vegas on the odds of her leg flying off while dancing. At least that would make it interesting.
mdklatt
4/2/2007, 10:52 PM
Isn't the this the women who tells any media outlet who will listen that she doesn't like publicity?
1stTimeCaller
4/3/2007, 12:36 AM
Paul was just in that relationship for the penetration.
Did anyboyd notice if it was dirty?
jk the sooner fan
4/3/2007, 07:40 AM
she hasnt thrown it yet
pay attention dammit
so at what point do they stop feeling sorry for the "one-legged chick" and vote her off?
surely they won't have her win... that would cause quite the stir though. it would be perfect
jk the sooner fan
4/3/2007, 08:07 AM
It would be different if she was really overcoming it. Instead they keep using it as a crutch for her (no pun intended). Her accent makes her sound like she's in a Monty Python movie-- "I go' a byonic layg."
she's not overcoming it? color me confused......i mean, she had to switch to a bouncy springy rubbery leg for that dance last nite
seems to me she IS overcoming it
jk the sooner fan
4/3/2007, 08:08 AM
so at what point do they stop feeling sorry for the "one-legged chick" and vote her off?
surely they won't have her win... that would cause quite the stir though. it would be perfect
is howard stern trying to put this show under too? maybe he and his fans will make her the dancing version of sanjaya
if so, he's my hero
nah, if it was him, they'd have Beetlejuice on there :D
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/3/2007, 08:12 AM
she's not overcoming it? color me confused......i mean, she had to switch to a bouncy springy rubbery leg for that dance last nite
seems to me she IS overcoming itI'm not saying she sucks, but there's no way she danced better than Ali last night. I'll be impressed when she loses the fake leg.
jk the sooner fan
4/3/2007, 08:18 AM
so she has to dance on one leg to impress you?
tough crowd.......
Tulsa_Fireman
4/3/2007, 08:24 AM
Not bionic legs...
MAGIC laygs!
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/forrest_gump/tom_hanks/gump3.jpg
sanantoniosooner
4/3/2007, 08:31 AM
I gotta admit.
I let my wife and kids turn AI on and I'll watch it with them. But they have to DVR DWTS and watch it when I'm not around.
Usually when I don't like something that is on television, I turn it off.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/3/2007, 09:07 AM
Usually when I don't like something that is on television, I turn it off.Oh I love the show, just not her.
frankensooner
4/3/2007, 09:07 AM
Sir Paul made a huge mistake by not getting a prenup, that aside, they do have a child together and she really needs a billion of his dollars to raise the kid! ;)
I am really amazed at what that ugly woman can do. I mean, she married "the cute" beatle, she was a model (wth?) and now she is doing well in a dance contest, more power to her.
Widescreen
4/3/2007, 09:13 AM
I'm not saying she sucks, but there's no way she danced better than Ali last night.
Holy crap. He's dancing now? I guess I need to watch this show after all!
http://www.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/03/04/previews/Muhammad%20Ali-SGG-048825.jpg
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/3/2007, 09:26 AM
Holy crap. He's dancing now? I guess I need to watch this show after all!
http://www.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/03/04/previews/Muhammad%20Ali-SGG-048825.jpg
No, his daughter.
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/channels/07/06/4281000d-002ec-0563b-400cb8e1
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