Draft Schrute

[Frozen Sooner]

Most of you know that I don't really care much for the current crop of Republicans out there. That's why I've chosen to throw my support behind a candidate that can return America to the kind of values that made it great:

Dwight Schrute.

That's right. Dwight. Think about it:

He grew up and still lives on a farm. Doesn't get more traditional than that.

He has martial arts skills. This means that he can be credibly tough with foreign leaders-in fact, he can probably subdue Kim Jong Il with his Tiger Style before Il even knows what's happening.

He's all business, all the time. No joking around in President Dwight's Oval Office. Someone moves his desk into the bathroom, and they're gone.

Extensive leadership skills. Several years as assistant to the regional manager have groomed him for a top executive position.

[Rhino]

Schrute has also never been sick - perfect immune system, superior genes, superior brianpower. Through concentration he can raise and lower his cholesterol at will.

[Viking Kitten]

Effin spek limits.

[yermom]

yeah, like i want him to Schrute up the country

[Mjcpr]

yeah, like i want him Schrute up the country

I wonder where that came from?

[mdklatt]

Schrute has also never been sick - perfect immune system, superior genes, superior brianpower. Through concentration he can raise and lower his cholesterol at will.

Why would he want to raise his cholesterol?

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/images/characters/Dwight2.png

With superior marksman skills; he seems to be something of a survivalist, and has a bit of an Objectivist streak to him, based on his dog-eat-dog views on health care and his belief that a hero is “someone who kills people that wish him harm.”

[StoopTroup]

The real trick is lowering someone elses Cholesterol IMO.

Anyone can affect their own.

Shheeeeshhhh....

[Rhino]

Why would he want to raise his cholesterol? So he can lower it.

[Frozen Sooner]

We'd also save on presidential clothing. He wears the suit his grandfather was buried in.

[mdklatt]

Hottest first lady ever.

:hot:

[Rhino]

He's got my vote!

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/637/dwightcampaignjk5.jpg

[KC//CRIMSON]

Dwight Schrute is going stop world hunger with his beet farms!


He's got my vote!

[Hatfield]

i approve of this message

[Newbomb Turk]

Several years as assistant to the regional manager have groomed him for a top executive position.

assistant regional manager

[StoopTroup]

Why don't they make OTC cholesterol kits?

[C&CDean]

The pathetic sadness you people create in my nether regions is indescribable.

[KC//CRIMSON]

The pathetic sadness you people create in my nether regions is indescribable.


You're not even going to suppoprt one of your own? Good grief.

[Frozen Sooner]

The fact that I create any kind of feeling in Dean's nether regions disturbs me.

[yermom]

You're not even going to suppoprt one of your own? Good grief.

:confused:

yay! new episode this week!

[Hamhock]

sigh..yet another refernce i don't understand..sigh

[C&CDean]

You're not even going to suppoprt one of your own? Good grief.

One of my own whats? You gotta remember, I ain't all hooked up with the latest TV bull****/MTV/Quentin Tarran****hole/new age stuff. In other words, I ceased being hip when one of my kids said "dad, who is Robert the Plant?"

[KC//CRIMSON]

One of my own whats? You gotta remember, I ain't all hooked up with the latest TV bull****/MTV/Quentin Tarran****hole/new age stuff. In other words, I ceased being hip when one of my kids said "dad, who is Robert the Plant?"


When was the last time you went to a "Board of Regents" meeting?

[C&CDean]

When was the last time you went to a "Board of Regents" meeting?

Never?

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/ranks/adminstar.gif

nevermind.

[C&CDean]

oh.:O

[Newbomb Turk]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/ranks/adminstar.gif

nevermind.

heh.

kcwn3d

[C&CDean]

Hey, I'm in Baltimore, and started drinking Maker's Mark at 3 this afternoon, headed out to the James Joyce and had Irish whisky and beers, mussells, and more Irish whisky until about a half hour ago. Give a brother a break.

[Newbomb Turk]

Hey, I'm in Baltimore, and started drinking Maker's Mark at 3 this afternoon, headed out to the James Joyce and had Irish whisky and beers, mussells, and more Irish whisky until about a half hour ago. Give a brother a break.

It's probably sleepy time then.

[C&CDean]

It's probably sleepy time then.


Gettin' nigh on that time of the evening. Hell, it's a little after 9 local time and I'm ready to crawl into the sack. Party. Hey. Hey. Hey. Party.

[proud gonzo]

i officially love The Office

[Frozen Sooner]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RXNnJNIfbp8

[proud gonzo]

holy crap that's awesome

[proud gonzo]

oh that's going to be stuck in my head today

[RedStripe]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rv0xBVFl0II&mode=related&search=

[proud gonzo]

heeheeeeee

[KC//CRIMSON]

i officially love The Office

New episode tomorrow. See "Sniff Sniff" for hilarious preview.:cool:

[proud gonzo]

huh?

[KC//CRIMSON]

huh?


Episode - one of a series of loosely connected stories or scenes : the part of a serial presented at one performance : an event that is distinctive and separate although part of a larger series.:D

[KC//CRIMSON]

Sniff Sniff - http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60555&highlight=sniff

[proud gonzo]

Episode - one of a series of loosely connected stories or scenes : the part of a serial presented at one performance : an event that is distinctive and separate although part of a larger series.:D:rolleyes::P