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Mongo
4/1/2007, 09:29 PM
The wife told me over the phone.

My Jack Russell ate a mouse. He then digested some of it, and tried to pass it as waste. I guess the poor fella had troubles getting the mouse's pelvis past his tiny O-ring. About three inches of tail was hanging out the dog's anus.

AggieTool
4/1/2007, 09:33 PM
cOOL!!!:confused:

MamaMia
4/1/2007, 09:37 PM
:eek:

Jerk
4/1/2007, 09:39 PM
He needs 1tc to dig it out.

SicEmBaylor
4/1/2007, 09:43 PM
TYIA for the nightmares, mofo.

Mongo
4/1/2007, 09:45 PM
He needs 1tc to dig it out.

You're right. He has experience in both "pulling things outta dog's asses" and "furry little rodents in asses".

1stTimeCaller
4/1/2007, 09:57 PM
Howzit has more experience than I do

AggieTool
4/1/2007, 10:02 PM
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

GottaHavePride
4/1/2007, 10:27 PM
TYIA for the nightmares, mofo.

nightmares about a mouse hanging out of a dog's ***? Talk about tame nightmares. When I was 3 I had one about 8-foot-tall spiders crawling out of a sandhill in my backyard and eating people. To this day, that's the only dream I've ever remembered.

BajaOklahoma
4/1/2007, 10:32 PM
That may take a vet to remove it. Poor dog.

royalfan5
4/1/2007, 10:34 PM
nightmares about a mouse hanging out of a dog's ***? Talk about tame nightmares. When I was 3 I had one about 8-foot-tall spiders crawling out of a sandhill in my backyard and eating people. To this day, that's the only dream I've ever remembered.
I had a multi-part dream when I was younger, where I was battling a monster named Syringe from Alaska. To this day it is the only multi-part dream I remember vividly.

Frozen Sooner
4/1/2007, 10:54 PM
I had a multi-part dream when I was younger, where I was battling a monster named Syringe from Alaska. To this day it is the only multi-part dream I remember vividly.

I'll get you yet.

royalfan5
4/1/2007, 10:59 PM
I'll get you yet.
You'll have to catch the school bus first.

Frozen Sooner
4/1/2007, 11:04 PM
<---

I wouldn't turn around...

royalfan5
4/1/2007, 11:10 PM
<---

I wouldn't turn around...
Crap.

yermom
4/2/2007, 05:02 AM
nightmares about a mouse hanging out of a dog's ***? Talk about tame nightmares. When I was 3 I had one about 8-foot-tall spiders crawling out of a sandhill in my backyard and eating people. To this day, that's the only dream I've ever remembered.

you are SO getting negged

Flagstaffsooner
4/2/2007, 05:39 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about Yoko Ono.

crawfish
4/2/2007, 07:14 AM
That's even cooler than a purple sock.

Taxman71
4/2/2007, 09:47 AM
This thread is useless without pics.

SoonerBK
4/2/2007, 09:51 AM
The dog has the ole' double tail.

Mongo
4/2/2007, 10:11 AM
This thread is useless without pics.

here you go, you sick bastage
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/roscoetail.jpg

TheHumanAlphabet
4/2/2007, 10:11 AM
You know you are a real pet owner when you are pulling on the *** end to help the pet pass something they ate...

Cats and rubber bands are real fun. ;)

Newbomb Turk
4/2/2007, 11:22 AM
why do I read this board while eating lunch?

Taxman71
4/2/2007, 11:58 AM
You know you are a real pet owner when you are pulling on the *** end to help the pet pass something they ate...

Cats and rubber bands are real fun. ;)

Trust me, dogs eating pantyhose is the worst. Mine has eaten everythink I can imagine, but that was just nasty.

crawfish
4/2/2007, 12:00 PM
What Would Cesar Do?

MamaMia
4/2/2007, 12:56 PM
Thats no "mouse" tail. He ate a huge rat. Rats carry some nasty contagious stuff. Good Lord, take that dog to the vet for Gods sake! :eek:

sanantoniosooner
4/2/2007, 01:02 PM
Thats no "mouse" tail. He ate a huge rat. Rats carry some nasty contagious stuff. Good Lord, take that dog to the vet for Gods sake! :eek:
mom, that's a fake picture :D

Mjcpr
4/2/2007, 01:02 PM
This thread makes me want to scoot my butt on the carpet.

sanantoniosooner
4/2/2007, 01:03 PM
This thread makes me want to scoot my butt on the carpet.
I thought every thread made you feel that way:confused:

olevetonahill
4/2/2007, 01:05 PM
This thread makes me want to scoot my butt on the carpet.
Like you dont anyway !

Flagstaffsooner
4/2/2007, 01:15 PM
This thread makes me want to scoot my butt on the carpet.Don't do that. The stoolwater aggies use that as a homing beacon.

sanantoniosooner
4/2/2007, 01:16 PM
This thread makes me want to scoot my butt on the carpet.
Just quoting you again

MamaMia
4/2/2007, 01:24 PM
mom, that's a fake picture :D
You promise? :confused:

StoopTroup
4/2/2007, 01:46 PM
I've never seen this one on Emergency Vets.

Animal Planet....you better get on this one!