This beer is colder

[1stTimeCaller]

than the shoulder you'd give me if I were to tell you the truth.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

What truth?

[Newbomb Turk]

what shoulder?

[1stTimeCaller]

And the truth is she ain't been gone that long
But I've been wondering what I'm supposed to do

[1stTimeCaller]

Call her up, tell her I miss her
I do but I don't wanna be with her
I can feel myself getting weaker
And I just know I've gotta see her

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't go with her when she leaves
But where she's goin' she takes me
I don't go with her when she leaves
But where she's goin' she takes me

[1stTimeCaller]

You see I'm the kinda guy who likes to drive
And she's got a fast car so you know I like that
While I'm never asked to pay for gas
If it should happen I could fix a flat

[1stTimeCaller]

You see that's the times when I come through
It's one rare moment she don't know what to do
Now I know that don't seem like much
But hey it's just enough to keep in touch

[1stTimeCaller]

Now some folks like it
If at night they stay at home all by themselves
But me I go crazy thinkin'
Maybe there might not be someone else

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Is this your apology for standing me up Friday night?

Lame-o

[1stTimeCaller]

Knocking on my door and ringing my phone
Coming to my house and taking me home
There's only one reason she don't stay
It's cause I work so damn hard to push her away

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't go with her when she leaves
But where she's goin' she takes me
I don't go with her when she leaves
But where she's goin' she takes me

[1stTimeCaller]

I won't go with her
No no i won't go with her
No I won't go with her when she leaves
But where she's goin' she takes me
Take me
Take me
Take Me
Please take me