My wife got a new tattoo

[1stTimeCaller]

http://a475.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_932f96060d46fd700a8142a9665cbafa.jpg

We love it!

[SicEmBaylor]

Your wife?
I thought you went from bar to bar picking up strange chicks and sticking various appendages up various orifices.

[1stTimeCaller]

yes

[Mjcpr]

Why are her pupils dialated even with a giant flashbulb going off?

[1stTimeCaller]

damn. Y'all are worse than the police with the questioning!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Is that chain thingie back there hooked to one of those sweet oil-dripping lamps?

[Mjcpr]

You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.

[crawfish]

She's probably happy your finger is on the camera.

[Jerk]

nice....

something to stare back at you while in missionary pos.

(not that I would...mind you)

[Rogue]

C'mon, let's see the whole thing!

[Howzit]

Is that chain thingie back there hooked to one of those sweet oil-dripping lamps?
No, it's attached to her clitoral ring.

Fromunda.

[Howzit]

You can bane me now, y'know...

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: FIX THAT!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

wow, that is really nice....she's self employed right?

is that a treasure map on the wall behind her?


arrrrrrrrrrrggggggg

[1stTimeCaller]

if by self you mean un then you would be correct

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, I'd hit it.

[jk the sooner fan]

you'd hit a light socket if it had fuzz around it

[Howzit]

:les: FIX THAT!!!
That better?

It's scientificer.

[Viking Kitten]

I thought the proper scientific terminology involved a little man and a rowboat?:confused:

Regardless, that's a fine pirate wench you have there, 1TC. Arrrrr.

[Soonerus]

I am betting my vdollars on a temporary tat...

[1stTimeCaller]

who said you could look at my wife's tattoo?

[Soonerus]

You made it a public event not me....

[1stTimeCaller]

So you do understand how a message board works?

[Soonerus]

So you do understand how a message board works?

not really...

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Our friend A is way classier than that.

[LoyalFan]

I am betting my vdollars on a temporary tat...


I'm earnestly praying to every deity from Aphrodite to Zeus that you are a winner.
Egad!

LF
Sippin' Emetrol(TM) as we speak.

[StoopTroup]

I wonder if she's ever been plundered.

[Newbomb Turk]

So you do understand how a message board works?


not really...


that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

[SoonerGirl06]

Well, I'd hit it.

Even you should have higher standards than that. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Even you should have higher standards than that. :D

I do actually. I was kidding.
Tattoos are a huge no-no for me.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I do actually. I was kidding.
Tattoos are a huge no-no for me.What would constitute a go-go? You seem to have pretty lofty standards.

[SicEmBaylor]

What would constitute a go-go? You seem to have pretty lofty standards.

They're not all that lofty. Tattoo less and at least my height (which admittedly does narrow it) is pretty much the extent of it.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

They're not all that lofty. Tattoo less and at least my height (which admittedly does narrow it) is pretty much the extent of it.How tall are you?

[1stTimeCaller]

The best part of her tat is the 'Nobody's Girl' portion of it It's in the scroll under the skull and butterfly wings. She's a fan of Reckless Kelly, what can I say.

She has two swallows on her shoulder blade that are pretty cool.

[SicEmBaylor]

How tall are you?
Legally, I am a midget err "little person."

[Mixer!]

http://www.noisebot.com/images/ride-green.gif

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.noisebot.com/images/ride-green.gif
If that's an Extra Small shirt then I may qualify!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Legally, I am a midget err "little person."Are you over 5 feet tall?

[SicEmBaylor]

Are you over 5 feet tall?
With or without shoes?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

With or without shoes?Damn, and people call me short.

[SicEmBaylor]

Damn, and people call me short.
;)

5'4"

[1stTimeCaller]

You two could 69 and not get a crick in your necks.

:D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

You two could 69 and not get a crick in your necks.

:DThanks for the tip (haha) but I'm afraid sic em might get lost.

[SicEmBaylor]

Thanks for the tip (haha) but I'm afraid sic em might get lost.

Only if it's overcast!

[1stTimeCaller]

I love SicEm.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I love SicEm.You guys could do it if you bought him a step ladder.

[SicEmBaylor]

You guys could do it if you bought him a step ladder.
That reminds me of a joke SicemEx made to me once...

She was joking about me being gay with my bestfriend at the time becuase we were always around each other. Well, he was a pretty big guy and I said, "I don't think that'd even work the sheer mechanics of it is impossible."

And she said, "Well, "Bob" is a lot bigger than I am and we make it work."

Bob was her boyfriend at the time. :sigh:

So apparently size differentials are doable.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

So you had an affair with your best friend? Ewww.

[1stTimeCaller]

easy there SicEm. It's a little early to be calling me your best friend.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Is 1TC a good kisser, SicEm?

[1stTimeCaller]

tell the truth

[SicEmBaylor]

Is 1TC a good kisser, SicEm?
Not so much, but he can do some amazing **** with his fingers.

Okay, this is grossing me the hell out now.
I'm going back to drinking my mai tai.

OUT!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

This thread kinda creeps me out a bit.

[SicEmBaylor]

This thread kinda creeps me out a bit.
You and me both.

[AggieTool]

She needs to clean her nose.:(

[Soonrboy]

Smell my finger, Smell my finger.

[sanantoniosooner]

I love SicEm.
How'd that 69 work out?

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm 6'4"

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

SicEm used stilts????

[Osce0la]

I'm going to get me one of these before the Tool concert in May...I just have to figure out what in the hell the actual tattoo is first...
http://toolshed.down.net/pix/mjk/mjktattoo.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

http://a184.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/l_dcc19d26d74002c9541970ff0111d25f.jpg