I wish we had a congressman named:

[Okla-homey]

John "Jack" Spratt.

The guy is coolio. He's a donkey in SC and his district is mostly elephantine. Nevertheless, he's very popular with the folks. I think it has to do with his name.

http://aycu16.webshots.com/image/11615/2006108964434566195_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2006108964434566195)
Spratt and some of his constituents

http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/14040/2006145681558989965_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2006145681558989965)
Spratt's district.

[picasso]

is he the tall dude with the porn stache? looks like he just had a quickie with an intern.

[slickdawg]

and a non-tucked in shirt.