April Fool's Day ideas?

[Penguin]

Anybody have any good ideas? I got nothing.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Top Shelf!

[slickdawg]

Give someone a methadone tablet just before a drug test for a job.

[StuIsTheMan]

Pee in the Water Cooler

[proud gonzo]

i'm going to write a history paper... and try to talk GHP into giving me my birthday presents a day early

[JohnnyMack]

I'm moving in with :dean:

[sooneron]

i'm going to write a history paper... and try to talk GHP into giving me my birthday presents a day early
Shameless birthday plug. :texan:

[Mjcpr]

Each year I like to try and fool somebody into thinking something happened that didn't really.

[SicEmBaylor]

I used to always ask a girl out on April Fools Day so that if she said "no" then I could say, "ha ha, april fools! i was kidding!"

I am BRILLIANT

[MamaMia]

My cousin borrowed his co worker and his co workers spider monkey and made my husband think he had won it through a random drawing at the car dealership he bought his truck from. You should have seen the stunned look on his face. It was pretty funny. :D

[Melo]

I used to always ask a girl out on April Fools Day so that if she said "no" then I could say, "ha ha, april fools! i was kidding!"

I am BRILLIANT

The answer is still no. Just fyi.

[Chuck Bao]

Physicists now believe that the most basic breakdown of particles in the universe consists of spaghetti like strings in the 13 possible cheese-flavored space dimensions. Bigger visible matter is likened to meatballs. The new unified theory called Flying Spaghetti Monster has already attracted its supporters and opponents. Phophets of the existing FSM religion say: "I told you so!" Bleu cheese advocates disagree: "You've gotta give room in the whole space time dimenision for bleu cheese."

[Widescreen]

I used to always ask a girl out on April Fools Day so that if she said "no" then I could say, "ha ha, april fools! i was kidding!"
What do you mean "if"?

[sooner_born_1960]

What do you mean "if"?
Sometimes they're laughing so hard, they can't get a "no" out.

[SicEmBaylor]

What do you mean "if"?
I've only been turned down once actually. Now,
granted I can count on one hand the number of times I've asked a girl out...they've never worked out in the end (any of my relationships obviously which is why I'm single) but still I've only been turned down once. :D

I never ask unless I'm convinced it's all but a sure thing. Asking on April Fools is just my last security net.

[olevetonahill]

I've only been turned down once actually. Now,
granted I can count on one hand the number of times I've asked a girl out...they've never worked out in the end (any of my relationships obviously which is why I'm single) but still I've only been turned down once. :D

I never ask unless I'm convinced it's all but a sure thing. Asking on April Fools is just my last security net.
Son If you asked more than once . Youd be turned down more than once.
But remember even a blind Hog finds an acorn on occasion . ;)

[12]

This thread smells like Aqua Velva and Spanish peanuts.

[85Sooner]

My wife called me 2 years ago on April 1 to tekk me she was pregnant. Interesting timing hmmmmmmmmm...........

[Widescreen]

My wife called me 2 years ago on April 1 to tekk me she was pregnant. Interesting timing hmmmmmmmmm...........
And the joke ended up being that it wasn't your baby?

;)

[Rogue]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/cjrogue/blocked1.jpg

[william_brasky]

Now, granted I can count on one hand the number of times I've asked a girl out

Son, you ain't gonna hit the ball if you don't swing the bat.

[SicEmBaylor]

Son, you ain't gonna hit the ball if you don't swing the bat.
It's too big a bat to go just swingin' at anyone. You never know who I might hit. :texan:

[Ike]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070329054603.f2i8t0mu&show_article=1&catnum=9

[william_brasky]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070329054603.f2i8t0mu&show_article=1&catnum=9

I remember reading that SI Sid Finch article and totally falling for it.

[rufnek05]

i was got pretty good last night/this morning. i woke up around 7am needing to use the rest room and found myself duck-taped to the recliner i passed out in. good thing i had a pocket knife or it could have ended up bad for me. i'll post some pics when my buddy gets them developed.