Note to South Ovaliens:

[Tear Down This Wall]

At some point this week, my wife snuck off to Victoria Secrets and bought some stuff. She secretly unveiled said "stuff" last night after saying she felt sick and was going to be early. I thought I was just going to watch the news and the go to bed. It was not to be. When she return to the living room with new "stuff" on, hanky panky ensued. I arrived at work a good 32 minutes late this morning.

The message here should be clear - men, leave plenty of cash for your wives to go spend on themselves during the day. And such.

[C&CDean]

pfffft. A good looking woman in a haversack is all I need.

[StuIsTheMan]

Any Video?

[Tear Down This Wall]

Haversack? Do they sell those at Victoria Secrets or Victoria's Secret or whatever it's called?

[C&CDean]

Haversack? Do they sell those at Victoria Secrets or Victoria's Secret or whatever it's called?

Nope. But they give them away up at Martin's Feeds and Fertilizer in Paul's Valley.

[Howzit]

pfffft. A good looking woman in a haversack is all I need.

Uh...sir...if you have her sack she ain't a she.

[Tear Down This Wall]

Nope. But they give them away up at Martin's Feeds and Fertilizer in Paul's Valley.

But, are they see-through and all...?

[mdklatt]

But, are they see-through and all...?

What does it matter? It's coming off with a quickness anyway. Lingerie is really only useful on chicks you're not going to see naked.

[Okla-homey]

pfft. A pox on VS. True Hillbilly Queens shop at Frederick's or Chrisy's Toybox!;)

[Tear Down This Wall]

pfft. A pox on VS. True Hillbilly Queens shop at Frederick's or Chrisy's Toybox!;)

Er, um, uh...we live in the city.

[Tear Down This Wall]

What does it matter? It's coming off with a quickness anyway. Lingerie is really only useful on chicks you're not going to see naked.

Come on, man...you can't leave it on her at least through some foreplay...or some other Boston song?

[crawfish]

I thought the official term was "South Ovarians".

[Howzit]

<tap tap tap>

Is this thing on?

[jk the sooner fan]

What does it matter? It's coming off with a quickness anyway. Lingerie is really only useful on chicks you're not going to see naked.

because it makes them feel pretty, and thats half the battle......good sex is alot about attitude, and if you can put their mind in the right frame, then so be it

besides, most normal men are visual......and VS creates some really good ones....

ps - your partner doesnt have to take it off during festivities you know....

[bri]

Dear Admins,

Are we any closer to that "zero stars" option? The world needs it now more than ever.

thx plz,
everyone

[crawfish]

because it makes them feel pretty, and thats half the battle......good sex is alot about attitude, and if you can put their mind in the right frame, then so be it

besides, most normal men are visual......and VS creates some really good ones....

ps - your partner doesnt have to take it off during festivities you know....

Very true.

[rufnek05]

i'd much rather my girlfriend show up in a catholic school girls uniform than spend a bunch of my money on VS stuff. and most of it can stay on during said festivities

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

pfft. A pox on VS. True Hillbilly Queens shop at Frederick's or Chrisy's Toybox!;)

:mack:

[JohnnyMack]

<tap tap tap>

Is this thing on?

I read you loud and clear good buddy.

Over.

[Tear Down This Wall]

i'd much rather my girlfriend show up in a catholic school girls uniform than spend a bunch of my money on VS stuff. and most of it can stay on during said festivities

I'd wager that a catholic schoolgirl get up costs more than many of the VS thingys. And such. Plus, I'm more apt to fall for the french maid outfit anyway. Schoolgirl and cheerleader outfits...that's too dirty for a guy my age.

[Viking Kitten]

I'd wager that a catholic schoolgirl get up costs more than many of the VS thingys.

Not if you know where to shop. :norm:

[C&CDean]

I'm just glad my old lady ain't so ugly she has to wear some cheap-assed overpriced crotchless panties to get ol' gus up.

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah, a pleated skirt and a button down shirt isnt nearly as much as some of the stuff in VS

[JohnnyMack]

I'm just glad my old lady ain't so ugly she has to wear some cheap-assed overpriced crotchless panties to get ol' gus up.

In all fairness you could become aroused at shiny new box of shotgun shells, a ball peen hammer or a tractor catalog, so it ain't like it takes much.

[frankensooner]

Some people get a little and have to shout it from the rooftops. I swear, wgaff? ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Ball Peen'...now there's a good name for a band.

[rufnek05]

I'd wager that a catholic schoolgirl get up costs more than many of the VS thingys. And such. Plus, I'm more apt to fall for the french maid outfit anyway. Schoolgirl and cheerleader outfits...that's too dirty for a guy my age.


all she needs is knee high socks, plad skirt and a white shirt. all available at your local wal-mart or target

[C&CDean]

In all fairness you could become aroused at shiny new box of shotgun shells, a ball peen hammer or a tractor catalog, so it ain't like it takes much.

Probably true. If all men were like me, Viagra never would have been invented. "Penile dysfunction?" What. Ever.

[jk the sooner fan]

if all men were like you, you woudlnt have anything to bitch about ;)

[Tear Down This Wall]

In all fairness you could become aroused at shiny new box of shotgun shells, a ball peen hammer or a tractor catalog, so it ain't like it takes much.

Post of the Year Candidate, 2007. Maybe even Post of the Decade Candidate. :D

[StuIsTheMan]

if all men were like you, you woudlnt have anything to bitch about ;)


Now we all know this is not true..:D

[colleyvillesooner]

Nope. But they give them away up at Martin's Feeds and Fertilizer in Paul's Valley.

Wonder if my Uncle's ever been there. He's got some land and animals I believe in Pauls Valley.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I thought guys just cared about how the lingerie looked thrown on the floor.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Some people get a little and have to shout it from the rooftops. I swear, wgaff? ;)Ain't that the truth??!!...and the proper term is "Ovaltines"

[Widescreen]

Uh...sir...if you have her sack she ain't a she.
Fun sack?

[SicEmBaylor]

i'd much rather my girlfriend show up in a catholic school girls uniform than spend a bunch of my money on VS stuff. and most of it can stay on during said festivities

So true.
Spek.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'm just glad my old lady ain't so ugly she has to wear some cheap-assed overpriced crotchless panties to get ol' gus up.

that may be the worst mental image ever...i cant stop laughin

[Tear Down This Wall]

I thought guys just cared about how the lingerie looked thrown on the floor.

It all depends on what the gal inside the lingerie looks like. Mrs. Tear Down This Wall looks pretty damn good and such. I had one of those moments last night when she walked in the room with the stuff on where I asked myself, "Why did she marry me?" Then, she stood up on the coffee table and I answered myself, "Who the hell cares!"

[Sooner_Bob]

<tap tap tap>

Is this thing on?


Sorry. I got the YMSSRA message . . . :pop:

[Osce0la]

My wife told me she ordered $125 worth of stuff from Victoria's Secret over the innerweb...so I'm like hell yeah...stuff comes in, I look at it and tell her "I think they messed up your order". She looks at me like :confused: and asks why...I tell her, "there's a tank top, flip flops, capri pants...you said you ordered this from Victoria's Secret - where in the hell is the good stuff?!?!"

Apparantly no lingerie was ordered from this $125 :mad:

[Tear Down This Wall]

Hmmm...your wife and my wife go to different sections of Victoria's Secret. Thankfully! :D

[SoonerJack]

Do they sell coffee tables at VS too?

[mdklatt]

Do they sell coffee tables at VS too?

If they do, it's a given that you can have sex on it.

[Howzit]

Do they sell coffee tables at VS too?

Crotchless coffee tables.

[1stTimeCaller]

Crotchless coffee tables.

That's nasty

[picasso]

At some point this week, my wife snuck off to Victoria Secrets and bought some stuff. She secretly unveiled said "stuff" last night after saying she felt sick and was going to be early. I thought I was just going to watch the news and the go to bed. It was not to be. When she return to the living room with new "stuff" on, and we loaded up and went to Arby's.
fixed.

[Howzit]

That's nasty

You can see between the legs.

[1stTimeCaller]

Why? Just because you can see between the legs?
all 4 of them

[Howzit]

You quoted wrong.

[Howzit]

stuff on toast........that be nasty

:les: ... --- ...!!!!

[OCUDad]

Buncha f'n hillbillies discussing Victoria's Secret... what's next? Oompa Loompas discussing life in the NBA?

[Pricetag]

fixed.
Heh, that commercial kills me. Come on, dude!

[Widescreen]

I had one of those moments last night when she walked in the room with the stuff on where I asked myself, "Why did she marry me?"
It's probably your rapist wit.

[picasso]

It's probably your rapist wit.
did she send you a John Deere letter?