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landrun
3/29/2007, 12:13 PM
I canceled my Urologist appointment this week and haven't rescheduled yet.
I'm only 37 but my father has prostate cancer and I started getting check last year because I was in pain .. a lot of pain .. down 'there' last year. It was only an infection but now I'm in pain again right about a year later. :mad:

Sorry, but I don't want to be poked on, have my rectum checked or have my prostate examined by some doctor violating my rear orifice. (Seems to me that's not the right place to be checking anyway) I don't want someone pulling my testicles, have no desire for a sonogram, I prefer to wear clothes as opposed to those little skirts patients have to wear and would like to retain my dignity for at least another day or so. :O

But such is the fate of someone who is in constant discomfort and being checked for testicle cancer, prostate cancer and who knows what in your 'manly parts'.
I'm skeered. Not of being sick though. I'm skeered of the doctor! :eek:

Someone just needs to invent some sort of magic pill for this stuff. :mad:

I really don't want to go back but really need to as I'm hurting. :(
sooner_born_1960
3/29/2007, 12:22 PM
Insensitive post with the word "dibs" in 5...4...3
MamaMia
3/29/2007, 12:22 PM
I see your point. Death is a much better option. ;)
In some countries, there are a lot of people in pain who don't even have the luxury of going to see a doctor.

Get your tush over to the doctor young man, and I'll have none of your complaining, until afterward!
sooner_born_1960
3/29/2007, 12:25 PM
But first tell us about some of your possessions.
OCUDad
3/29/2007, 12:36 PM
Retaining your dignity is a battle that's already lost. Go get yourself checked.
SoonerGirl06
3/29/2007, 12:38 PM
You're totally nuts if you don't.
SoonerGirl06
3/29/2007, 12:40 PM
You're totally nuts if you don't.

No pun intended... seriously. :)
C&CDean
3/29/2007, 12:40 PM
You're totally nuts if you don't.

Or not.
SoonerBorn68
3/29/2007, 12:41 PM
Sorry, but I don't want to be poked on, have my rectum checked or have my prostate examined by some doctor violating my rear orifice. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_VF7qOCfOk)

:D

Mildy NSFW
landrun
3/29/2007, 12:42 PM
No pun intended... seriously. :)

Well. I guess I just didn't have the balls to do it this week. :D
Mjcpr
3/29/2007, 12:46 PM
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2619/doctor4lj.jpg
SoonerGirl06
3/29/2007, 01:01 PM
Well. I guess I just didn't have the balls to do it this week. :D

Well then get some man.... and get yourself to a doctor! :D
StuIsTheMan
3/29/2007, 01:08 PM
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2619/doctor4lj.jpg

Beat me to it...DAMN..."Are you sure it wasn't all dark and dirty"
Chuck Bao
3/29/2007, 01:20 PM
If it helps, think about how really unpleasant it must be for the doctor.

I imagine that I'm lucky if the doctor doesn't cancel on me.
Mjcpr
3/29/2007, 01:49 PM
If it helps, think about how really unpleasant it must be for the doctor.

I imagine that I'm lucky if the doctor doesn't cancel on me.

Every appointment is like a 1TC one-night stand.
BlondeSoonerGirl
3/29/2007, 01:55 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/mindyourself/images/symptoms/testicular.jpg
OU4LIFE
3/29/2007, 01:56 PM
You're totally nuts if you don't.

I see what you did there...
Chuck Bao
3/29/2007, 01:57 PM
Oh dear lord!

Landrun are you messing about?
yermom
3/29/2007, 02:43 PM
dude, if i have pain "down there" i'm going to the doctor :eek:

i'd much rather be dealing with that stuff earlier than later...