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Widescreen
3/26/2007, 04:18 PM
http://www.wnbc.com/health/11388683/detail.html?dl=mainclick


Continental said that the crew noticed several passengers appeared to be sick during the flight, and notified U.S. health authorities.

Over. Roger.
Paperclip
3/26/2007, 04:19 PM
We had a choice of steak or fish.
Ah yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/26/2007, 04:36 PM
Surely there aren't still airlines serving fish.
C&CDean
3/26/2007, 04:40 PM
Surely there aren't still airlines serving fish.

On the flight from Dallas to Baltimore week before last I was served salmon. Of course I didn't ask for it, it was all they had left. ****es me off too. Some flights they serve the first row first, some the last row first. I try to get my seat somewhere in the middle, but when the choices are meat or fish, the meat disappears quickly.

On a sidenote, the salmon was probably the best airline meal I've had in a couple years. Tasty.

Of course on the trip home, it was a breakfast flight. By the time they got to me they were down to Chex cereal, blueberries, and a banana. ****ers.
Hamhock
3/26/2007, 04:41 PM
just out of curiosity, are you delivering mail on all these flights?

'cause if you are, i'm gonna start complaining about the rising postage again.
C&CDean
3/26/2007, 04:43 PM
just out of curiosity, are you delivering mail on all these flights?

'cause if you are, i'm gonna start complaining about the rising postage again.

No, but I always deliver THE male. And I've earned my way into 1st class on every flight by spending hours/days/weeks/months/years flying back there with the rest of you smelly urchins.
Hamhock
3/26/2007, 04:45 PM
I always deliver THE male. .


you've been waiting a long time to use that, haven't you???
C&CDean
3/26/2007, 04:47 PM
you've been waiting a long time to use that, haven't you???

32 years this June 15th.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/26/2007, 04:47 PM
No, but I always deliver THE male. And I've earned my way into 1st class on every flight by spending hours/days/weeks/months/years flying back there with the rest of you smelly urchins.Do you speak jive too?
C&CDean
3/26/2007, 04:51 PM
Do you speak jive too?

Heh. A POS movie reference that I finally get. Does this make me hip?
VeeJay
3/26/2007, 04:56 PM
Surely there aren't still airlines serving fish.

Don't call me Shirley.
StuIsTheMan
3/26/2007, 05:26 PM
Don't call me Shirley.


Rapunzel! Rapunzel!


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SoonerStormchaser
3/26/2007, 07:06 PM
Your husband is alive...but unconscious...


...just like Gerald Ford.







Dean, you Chairman's Platinum on AA?