Two fell overboard from a cruise ship

[Penguin]

2 rescued near Galveston after fall from cruise ship (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4659644.html)



Hmm.... What in the world was a young couple doing on their balcony that would cause them to lose their balance?

[sooneron]

Hmm, the guy was nowhere near the woman, as they were found 30 minutes apart?

They're lucky that they weren't someone's midnight snack out there.

[Penguin]

Wow. This thread didn't go anywhere.

What's wrong with you people?

[Tailwind]

Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over.......

[OCUDad]

If the cabin balcony is rockin', don't come knockin'... ?

I got nuthin...

[BajaOklahoma]

YMSSR...

[Okla-homey]

I wonder of they had any clothes on when they were recovered? ;)

You gotta hand it to the couple for being able to tred water for four hours.

[sanantoniosooner]

Gopher was supposed to keep an eye on those two.

[crawfish]

You gotta hand it to the couple for being able to tred water for four hours.

...while skunk drunk.

I'm just guessing. :)

[Sooner in Tampa]

At least she was smart enough to grab a blanket on the way down.



The two reportedly fell off the balcony of a cabin about eight hours after the ship departed from Galveston, Texas. The ship was bound for popular vacation spot, Cozumel, Mexico.
Shaw said rescuers fished the woman out of the water and he saw her bundled in a blanket looking "a little cold" on the ship, which has been anchored about 200 miles southeast of Houston.
As rescuers hoisted up the life boat, Shaw and others "saw the man in the water" and he was "yelling and waving to us."
Coast guard officials "found the man nude in the water but he was then clothed and is now on the ship's deck in a wheelchair," Shaw said.

[ChickSoonerFan]

OMG! That is hilarious and WAY TOO OBVIOUS what they were up to...naked on the balcony at 1:30 in the morning....

ahhhh....young love.

[StoopTroup]

I'm so glad they are OK....:D

Come Aboard ! ! !

http://mortystv.com/showcards/love_boat.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

She misunderstood what he meant by "wearing protection"

[dolemitesooner]

She probaly used teeth so he slapped that bitch and she fell off ....then 30 min later he was like ...well **** I better go get her

[StoopTroup]

Heh.

[colleyvillesooner]

heh x 2

[soonerbrat]

how did anyone figure out they were missing in the middle of the night?

[Sooner in Tampa]

how did anyone figure out they were missing in the middle of the night?according to the article their "friends" heard some screams.

On a side note...there is some question as to if these two even knew each other prior to the cruise. :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

how did anyone figure out they were missing in the middle of the night?
They heard a loud scream from a man when she scrapped that **** too hard and it woke up the old couple in room 6969. So they took care of that ****.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

They heard a loud scream from a man when she scrapped that **** too hard and it woke up the old couple in room 6969. So they took care of that ****.

You should totally write ghetto comic books.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Wow. This thread didn't go anywhere.

What's wrong with you people?

Is this what you had in mind?

[dolemitesooner]

Are you calling me a bad writer?

[dolemitesooner]

according to the article their "friends" heard some screams.

On a side note...there is some question as to if these two even knew each other prior to the cruise. :eek:
Some young mother ****er was looking to knock him off a peice of *** when he met the young scapper on the cruise. Little did he know that bitch would have him in that blue **** by 3:00am

[Sooner in Tampa]

HEH...it's true...talk about a quick hook up

That will be one unforgettable piece of tail.


The rescued passengers were not married and did not come aboard together, the Houston Chronicle reported Monday. Both were cooperating with investigators, Benson said.

[Okla-homey]

HEH...it's true...talk about a quick hook up

That will be one unforgettable piece of tail.

what? gratuitous secks and/or random hook-ups with a person just met on a cruise? I'm shocked!

[trwxxa]

I've been on that ship before and the railing height on the balconies is 4 feet. You don't fall over unless you are doing some kinky stuff, of which I can only imagine!

Actually, the story going around is she was dancing on a table and lost it. They had met in one of the nightclubs and decided to take it back to the room!

[soonerscuba]

This guy now has the most legendary bar story EVAR.

[Paperclip]

She said that the man, who was wearing no clothes when he was rescued, apparently took off his clothes in the water as a survival tactic.


Riiiiight.

[OUinFLA]

Im thinkin she had a teeth lock on him when she fell overboard.
Thus explaining the screaming.

[BigRedJed]

You should totally write ghetto comic books.
What are you talking about? He IS a ghetto comic book. :D

[olevetonahill]

Im thinkin she had a teeth lock on him when she fell overboard.
Thus explaining the screaming.
That had to be the best Liplock EVAR .

[Okla-homey]

Actually, the story going around is she was dancing on a table and lost it. They had met in one of the nightclubs and decided to take it back to the room!

We've cracked the case! She was dancing nekkid on the table, fell off and into the water and he applied drunken reasoning and quickly deduced his job was to leap after her.

He should have pondered his mama's oft repeated: "if a bunch of nekkid girls jumped over a cruise ship rail, would you jump too?";)

[Sooner in Tampa]

I guess the fall was enough for the chick...she is ending her cruise in Mexico while the dude is continuing on. She has also asked that her name not be released (go figure)

You know he is going to be talking mad $hit about it...it's only a matter of time until we know who they are.