Drunkytown...Sat. March 24 edition....

[OU-HSV]

...So my wife is at a dance convention for the weekend, and I'm at home. I put my son to bed and he's out like a light. I figure I'll just sit back, relax, and knock back some brew as the nice breeze blows through the windows of my house. It's been forever since I started a drunkytown thread...so I figured this would be a perfect night. Any takers?

[royalfan5]

I've decided to get drunk and watch Stripes, so you can count me in.

[OU-HSV]

Good to have ya along for the ride. I'm probably gonna hit up some Yahoo! pool, since there's no more basketball to watch.

[Sooner24]

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/en_is_aa_for_you.cfm

[SoonerGirl06]

I just poured a glass of White Merlot... and turned on some tunes... so I'm in.

[OU-HSV]

I just poured a glass of White Merlot... and turned on some tunes... so I'm in.
Sweet

[royalfan5]

Harold Ramis is teh win

[OU-HSV]

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/en_is_aa_for_you.cfm
Urgh...thanks for joining us! I clicked your aa link with my right hand while drinking my beer w/my left hand...is that wrong of me? :O

[SoonerGirl06]

Harold Ramis is teh win

He killed me in Ghostbusters. :D

[OU-HSV]

Just realizied the sf.com clock is off. Man I obviously haven't been on here enough lately.

[royalfan5]

It's not off for me.

[olevetonahill]

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/en_is_aa_for_you.cfm
soonerus " who asked you " soonerus
;)

[olevetonahill]

It's not off for me.
Hes drunk
the clock is fine :D

[OU-HSV]

I'm not drunk yet...but my sf.com clock is saying its 8:07...while it is actually 9:07

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm not drunk yet...but my sf.com clock is saying its 8:07...while it is actually 9:07

I don't have an SF.com clock... Oh wait... Yes I do... Nevermind....

[OU-HSV]

I don't have an SF.com clock... Oh wait... Yes I do... Nevermind....
Oh...so now we know who's drunk early!

[SoonerGirl06]

Ya'll are never gonna believe what I did yesterday...

[olevetonahill]

Close one eye and tell me what it is ? ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Oh...so now we know who's drunk early!

Not drunk.... at least not yet.

[olevetonahill]

Not drunk.... at least not yet.
A glass of wine is just gonna give you a headache

[royalfan5]

Seriously, Stripes had one of the deepest casts ever. Murrary, Ramis, Candy, Reinhold, etc.

[King Crimson]

i'm going to be watching a Korean monster movie: Gwoemul. i watched about the first half hour earlier in the week. it's sweet.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468492/

[SoonerGirl06]

Close one eye and tell me what it is ? ;)

Okay... being that I am amongst friends I will tell you... mind you... this is something I don't typically do, but it's something we're starting to promote at the office...




I Botox'd my armpits. It's supposed to stop the perspiration.



I can't believe I let them talk me into it.

[SoonerGirl06]

A glass of wine is just gonna give you a headache

Naw... I have tricks up my sleeves to prevent hangovers.

B-12 and Milk Thistle.

[OU-HSV]

Ya'll are never gonna believe what I did yesterday...
Well?

[olevetonahill]

WTF is botox ? :confused:

[royalfan5]

Okay... being that I am amongst friends I will tell you... mind you... this is something I don't typically do, but it's something we're starting to promote at the office...




I Botox'd my armpits. It's supposed to stop the perspiration.



I can't believe I let them talk me into it.
Isn't an anti-perspirant a lot less hassle?

[OU-HSV]

Okay... being that I am amongst friends I will tell you... mind you... this is something I don't typically do, but it's something we're starting to promote at the office...




I Botox'd my armpits. It's supposed to stop the perspiration.



I can't believe I let them talk me into it.
I didnt even know u could do that

[bri]

In a little while I'm heading downtown to see my friends' new band play. If I don't get clubbed to death by a crazed homeless guy, I should be nice and buzzy when I get back.

Of course, you lot will all be passed out by then, but it's the thought that counts, no? ;)

[olevetonahill]

Well?
She botoxed her elbows or sompun .

[royalfan5]

In a little while I'm heading downtown to see my friends' new band play. If I don't get clubbed to death by a crazed homeless guy, I should be nice and buzzy when I get back.

Of course, you lot will all be passed out by then, but it's the thought that counts, no? ;)
Are they a ska band? Cause the would be extry-awesome?

[olevetonahill]

In a little while I'm heading downtown to see my friends' new band play. If I don't get clubbed to death by a crazed homeless guy, I should be nice and buzzy when I get back.

Of course, you lot will all be passed out by then, but it's the thought that counts, no? ;)
You aint noticed that Ive ended a lot of DTE threads ?

[SoonerGirl06]

WTF is botox ? :confused:

Botox is a Botlulism injection that relaxes the muscle and is normally used in the face to help prevent wrinkles. But apparently you can use it for other things as well.

[SoonerGirl06]

I didnt even know u could do that

Yep... it's mainly used for those with Hyperhydrosis of the underarms, hands and feet. It's a pretty new technique.

[olevetonahill]

Botox is a Botlulism injection that relaxes the muscle and is normally used in the face to help prevent wrinkles. But apparently you can use it for other things as well.
HMMMM
will it remove the wrinkles from Herman ?

[bri]

Are they a ska band? Cause the would be extry-awesome?

Heh...I believe they know better. They know I'd punch them all in the junk if they did that. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Isn't an anti-perspirant a lot less hassle?

Uh... yeah, I guess. But it was free and I wanted to try it.

[bri]

You aint noticed that Ive ended a lot of DTE threads ?

That reminds me, if another porn 'bot shows up while I'm gone...don't run her off until I get back. I'm bored with the sites I'm using now. :D

[royalfan5]

Heh...I believe they know better. They know I'd punch them all in the junk if they did that. :D
One of my friends band's recently played with a ska band that featured a tuba. It reminded me of why ska went away.

[SoonerGirl06]

HMMMM
will it remove the wrinkles from Herman ?

I don't think Herman would appreciate it very much...

[OU-HSV]

Yep... it's mainly used for those with Hyperhydrosis of the underarms, hands and feet. It's a pretty new technique.
Nice...well I sweat like a mofo, but I use degree and it's the shiznit

[royalfan5]

That reminds me, if another porn 'bot shows up while I'm gone...don't run her off until I get back. I'm bored with the sites I'm using now. :D
just go to pornotube It has replaced all other sites for me. Except for when I want to read the porn.

[bri]

Nice...well I sweat like a mofo, but I use degree and it's the shiznit

I also can vouch for teh win-ness of Degree, although I almost quit using it to protest Calvin Simpson. ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Nice...well I sweat like a mofo, but I use degree and it's the shiznit

Degree is the shiznit. But I was presented an opportunity and I couldn't pass it up.

If you're ever in the neighborhood let me know and I'll see what I can do about hooking you up with a treatment...

[Petro-Sooner]

I'm ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!

Did you ever get your cellphone?

[OU-HSV]

Degree is the shiznit. But I was presented an opportunity and I couldn't pass it up.

If you're ever in the neighborhood let me know and I'll see what I can do about hooking you up with a treatment...
Heh...thanks, but I'll pass on the whole botox to the pits dealio

[OU-HSV]

I also can vouch for teh win-ness of Degree, although I almost quit using it to protest Calvin Simpson. ;)
Werd

[bri]

Heh...thanks, but I'll pass on the whole botox to the pits dealio

Aww, come on. It can't be any worse than the time I took a botox shot to the wang 'cause I was tired of peeing.

[OU-HSV]

haha

[Petro-Sooner]

Did you ever get your cellphone?

No. But its only a matter of time. Within the next couple months. I did get an answering machine though. Cause I'm hip and all. :rolleyes: :cool:

[setem]

We just got back from Steak'N Shake and I just threw some Stroh's in the freezor! I am gonna watch Beerfest and drink along with the movie!!!!!


SPREAD IT ON!!!!

[SoonerGirl06]

No. But its only a matter of time. Within the next couple months. I did get an answering machine though. Cause I'm hip and all. :rolleyes: :cool:

Welcome to 2007! ;)

[Petro-Sooner]

Yeah, yeah. :D

[bri]

We just got back from Steak'N Shake and I just threw some Stroh's in the freezor! I am gonna watch Beerfest and drink along with the movie!!!!!


SPREAD IT ON!!!!

That's a nice idea, but if you REALLY wanna get f*cked up, get Eurotrip and watch with the "Party-Along" commentary. The three writers make up a drinking game and play it during the movie. They're completely hammered two-thirds of the way into it. :D

Oh, and spek for the ST reference.

[royalfan5]

So I've decided that Spaten is my least favorite German beer.

[OU-HSV]

never tried Spaten...whats it compare to?

[royalfan5]

never tried Spaten...whats it compare to?
other german beers but less good.

Also the John Candy mudwrestling scene rules.

[setem]

That's a nice idea, but if you REALLY wanna get f*cked up, get Eurotrip and watch with the "Party-Along" commentary. The three writers make up a drinking game and play it during the movie. They're completely hammered two-thirds of the way into it. :D

Oh, and spek for the ST reference.

I wish I had that on DVD! But I do not maybe I can run to the movie store and pick it up!

I wish I had known about that earlier!

[OU-HSV]

Im into bitberger...and worsteinger (*sp). But I've never been able to get into the real dark ones

[bri]

I wish I had that on DVD! But I do not maybe I can run to the movie store and pick it up!

I wish I had known about that earlier!

See what happens when you don't check with me first? :D

[olevetonahill]

That reminds me, if another porn 'bot shows up while I'm gone...don't run her off until I get back. I'm bored with the sites I'm using now. :D
I just sent her a PEEM , inviting her to the SO :D

[King Crimson]

See what happens when you don't check with me first? :D

dude, you whiffed on the Korean monster movie in this thread......slipping. :D

[olevetonahill]

I don't think Herman would appreciate it very much...
Herman Aint skeered .

[bri]

Well, I'm trying to get ready to go out, keeping an eye on two different basketball games AND thread-jacking a Drunkytown thread. Stuff's gonna fall through the cracks. ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Herman Aint skeered .


Maybe he'd prefer a full body massage instead.

[royalfan5]

Im into bitberger...and worsteinger (*sp). But I've never been able to get into the real dark ones
Both those are good, but Warsteiner reminds me too much of honey toast which in turn reminds me of my Grandma, which isn't condusive to my drinking.

[olevetonahill]

Maybe he'd prefer a full body massage instead.
IN :cool:

[OU-HSV]

Both those are good, but Warsteiner reminds me too much of honey toast which in turn reminds me of my Grandma, which isn't condusive to my drinking.
Well then..can't blame ya for laying off the Warsteiner. :D

[olevetonahill]

Be back on
Gotta go get my Grankids some dam soda
Course while Im at it Im gonn get me some PAWPAW pop :D

[OU-HSV]

IN :cool:
Hell...how'd I miss that post.
In too!

[setem]

I think I am gonna head down to Nomton and hang with some friends for a while!

[JohnnyMack]

So I've decided that Spaten is my least favorite German beer.

Which one?

Not Optimator. Surely not Optimator.

Cause Spaten Optimator rocks.

And I'm knocking one of these back:

http://www.rogue.com/images/UpdatedLabels/Shakespeare_Stout.gif

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm on the second glass... and I'm feeling just fine. :D

[royalfan5]

Which one?

Not Optimator. Surely not Optimator.

Cause Spaten Optimator rocks.
regular. I will try Optimator next, unless Sapporo is on sale again.

[OU-HSV]

Well, I've been drinking leftover superbowl party Budweiser...ran out of that. Now it's on to better things. Amber Bock!

[SoonerGirl06]

regular. I will try Optimator next, unless Sapporo is on sale again.

Oh my God! I'd forgotten all about Sapporo... oh the memories that brings back...

[OU-HSV]

So is this Spaten, err optimator you speak of a real dark beer or what?

[SoonerGirl06]

Hell...how'd I miss that post.
In too!

Ya just gotta pay attention... :D ;)

[OU-HSV]

Ya just gotta pay attention... :D ;)
I've been doing my best between drinks and yahoo pool freezing on up on me

[SoonerGirl06]

I've been doing my best between drinks and yahoo pool freezing on up on me

That just sux when that happens... Is Yahoo pool any good?

[JohnnyMack]

So is this Spaten, err optimator you speak of a real dark beer or what?

Not at all.

http://www.ratebeer.com/Beer/spaten-optimator/2094/

Imagine Amber Bock. That doesn't suck.

[OU-HSV]

That just sux when that happens... Is Yahoo pool any good?
I play it a lot while I'm at work to kill the down time. It's pretty good IMO. A buddy of mine and myself play it a lot..we're real competitive at anything we do, and we trash talk and what not. Like I said..it passes the slow times at work. The company hasn't yelled at me yet for it, so they're either not monitoring at all or they just don't give a sh*t.

[OU-HSV]

Not at all.

http://www.ratebeer.com/Beer/spaten-optimator/2094/

Imagine Amber Bock. That doesn't suck.
I'm putting it on my list of B.T.G. (beers to get)

[OU-HSV]

wow...this place died already

[SoonerGirl06]

wow...this place died already

I was trying to find my remote to the stereo.

How in the hell can you lose a remote?

[royalfan5]

sorry I was distracted by the rescue scene in stripes

[OU-HSV]

I was trying to find my remote to the stereo.

How in the hell can you lose a remote?
Easily. Do you have kids? Do you have couch cushions?

[SoonerGirl06]

Easily. Do you have kids? Do you have couch cushions?

I have couch cushions... but they didn't eat it.

I finally found it... On top of the fridge. Must have left it there when I got more wine.

[SoonerGirl06]

sorry I was distracted by the rescue scene in stripes

You still watching that?



I saw Breach earlier tonight. It was alright. Anyone else have an opinion on it?

[OU-HSV]

I have couch cushions... but they didn't eat it.

I finally found it... On top of the fridge. Must have left it there when I got more wine.
Happens to the best of us

[royalfan5]

You still watching that?



I saw Breach earlier tonight. It was alright. Anyone else have an opinion on it?
Just got over. I just put in the Whole 9 Yards. It's always been a guilty pleasure of mine.

[SoonerGirl06]

Just got over. I just put in the Whole 9 Yards. It's always been a guilty pleasure of mine.

Another great movie.


Matthew and Bruce were really good in that.

[royalfan5]

Another great movie.


Matthew and Bruce were really good in that.
I feel that Matthew Perry is one of the most underrated actors of his generation.
And any movie with Amanda Peet in it can get my attention.

[OU-HSV]

I feel that Matthew Perry is one of the most underrated actors of his generation.
And any movie with Amanda Peet in it can get my attention.
I agree...he's a helluvan actor. My problem w/him is that I always expect the Matthew Perry from friends. Which in the movies of his that I've seen is very similar to the personalities he's played.

[royalfan5]

I agree...he's a helluvan actor. My problem w/him is that I always expect the Matthew Perry from friends. Which in the movies of his that I've seen is very similar to the personalities he's played.
See, I never watched Friends, so I don't have that baggage. I never had NBC growing in up, so I never aquired the habit of watching NBC. I pretty much forget it exists most the time except for when I had to tune to it to watch NASCAR.

[SoonerGirl06]

I agree...he's a helluvan actor. My problem w/him is that I always expect the Matthew Perry from friends. Which in the movies of his that I've seen is very similar to the personalities he's played.

Same here. I think Matthew should do a more serious role to get the Friends stigma off of him...

God I miss that show!:(

[SoonerGirl06]

See, I never watched Friends, so I don't have that baggage. I never had NBC growing in up, so I never aquired the habit of watching NBC. I pretty much forget it exists most the time except for when I had to tune to it to watch NASCAR.

Friends was probably one of the best sitcoms ever. Most of the shows are absolute classics.

[royalfan5]

Friends was probably one of the best sitcoms ever. Most of the shows are absolute classics.
That may well be, but I never watched NBC shows. Between Friends, Seinfield, Fraiser, Wings, etc. I have maybe seen 20 episodes total out of those NBC shows.

[OU-HSV]

Friends was probably one of the best sitcoms ever. Most of the shows are absolute classics.
I never got way into the show when it was popular. But my wife loved it and I've bought her several of the seasons on DVD. Which means I end up watching them when she does. And that's when I started getting into a little more. Great comedy.

[royalfan5]

looks like I will have to start liquidating the leftover Old Style next.

[OU-HSV]

Still amber bock'n it up here

[SoonerGirl06]

I've got my merlot in hand and drinkin' it nice!

[SoonerGirl06]

That may well be, but I never watched NBC shows. Between Friends, Seinfield, Fraiser, Wings, etc. I have maybe seen 20 episodes total out of those NBC shows.

Friends and Fraiser are two of the best shows. I cried when both of them ended.. My Thursday night TV nights were over. :(

[setem]

Carry Underwood give me underwood!!!!

[OU-HSV]

Carry Underwood give me underwood!!!!
And from left field!
:pop:

[royalfan5]

Carry Underwood give me underwood!!!!
meh. She's pretty garden variety to me.

[setem]

And from left field!
:pop:

She is on SNL!:pop:

[SoonerGirl06]

She is on SNL!:pop:

REALLY?!?!?

I just don't see her fittin' in with that crowd.

[setem]

She is singing not acting! Payton Manning is zzzhost!!!

[royalfan5]

She is singing not acting! Payton Manning is zzzhost!!!
Is he going upstairs to Masturbate?

[SoonerGirl06]

She is singing not acting! Payton Manning is zzzhost!!!

Oh good God! That's even worse!


:D

[OU-HSV]

She is on SNL!:pop:
And I missed her performance. Sonofa

[OU-HSV]

I've never heard Meat Loaf referred to as "Succulant"...that's just wrong Manning.

[SoonerGirl06]

I've never heard Meat Loaf referred to as "Succulant"...that's just wrong Manning.

I just spewed the wine all over the monitor! ROTFLMAO!!!!

[setem]

CANDY BARS!!!!

[SoonerGirl06]

CANDY BARS!!!!

What's that supposed to mean?


"My Girl" by the Temptations is the Shiznit... just in case ya'll were curious.

[OU-HSV]

What's that supposed to mean?


"My Girl" by the Temptations is the Shiznit... just in case ya'll were curious.
I was leaning more toward.....not so much

[SoonerGirl06]

I was leaning more toward.....not so much

Oh... I'm listening to the old stuff tonight... don't ask me why, but I am.

[OU-HSV]

So sg06 hows the java

[SoonerGirl06]

So sg06 hows the java

The java ain't so hot.

I don't know what the hell I've done... :(

[setem]

Note to self!!!!


Sex with blow-up dolls is not as good as advertised!

[SoonerGirl06]

Note to self!!!!


Sex with blow-up dolls is not as good as advertised!



You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to setem again.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[OU-HSV]

The java ain't so hot.

I don't know what the hell I've done... :(
That's weak!

[hurricane'bone]

I love writing!

[SoonerGirl06]

That's weak!

Tell me about it.

I'm ****ed cuz I don't know what the hell I've done wrong.

It won't let me do squat now.
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[OU-HSV]

Tell me about it.

I'm ****ed cuz I don't know what the hell I've done wrong.

It won't let me do squat now.
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Your pm box is full!

[OUTromBoNado]

This Crown and 7 is really smooth.

On a related note, ytf are my drunkytown threads the only ones that never get replies? It makes me a sad panda.

[OU-HSV]

This Crown and 7 is really smooth.

On a related note, ytf are my drunkytown threads the only ones that never get replies? It makes me a sad panda.
haha, if it makes you feel better...on a scale from "1 to the most posts a thread I've started has ever gotten". This beats all...its on the top end

[setem]

This Crown and 7 is really smooth.

On a related note, ytf are my drunkytown threads the only ones that never get replies? It makes me a sad panda.


Why so blue panda bear?


You are a buffet of manliness!

[OU-HSV]

Why so blue panda bear?


You are a buffet of manliness!
Is that a quote from a fortune cookie???

[setem]

Why don't you go back to your street malls and zimas and smirnoff ices?!?!?!




and punch eachother silly!!!!

[SoonerGirl06]

You are a buffet of manliness!


Is that a quote from a fortune cookie???

It's what happens when you can't score with a blowup doll. :D

[OU-HSV]

I see

[SoonerGirl06]

I see

I was talking about setem:


Note to self!!!!


Sex with blow-up dolls is not as good as advertised!

[hurricane'bone]

I want to know who told him sex with blow up dolls was good to begin with

[setem]

BACK THE **** UP ANTONIO!!! THIS MY DICK!!!!


What is a zj?

[setem]

I am on my 16th Stroh's btw!!!!

[setem]

Ohhhh somuch Stroh's!!!!

[bri]

mah head is teh hurt.