All aboard on the DRUNKY TOWN EXPRESS!

[LilSooner]

No Zima ALLOWED!

My first drunky town thread I'm so excited!

Half way done with my first vodka special.

Who's with me?

[KC//CRIMSON]

The bride's getting wasted! Woo Hoo!!

[Soonrboy]

I'm in a screwdriver mood...I'm packing the bags for drunkytown

[LilSooner]

Number 1 down starting number 2.

[LilSooner]

The bride's getting wasted! Woo Hoo!!


You have no idea!

[slickdawg]

I have a Coke Icee, can I play? :D

[Ash]

Just got my ticket punched...one way...

and I'm taking the LIT Express...WOO HOO it's Happy HOur beyonces!

[Octavian]

Just got my ticket punched...one way...

and I'm taking the LIT Express...WOO HOO it's Happy HOur beyonces!


whooo.....that's a bullet train :D

[SicEmBaylor]

whooo.....that's a bullet train :D
Does that mean fast and no hassle?

[soonerboomer93]

I'm drinking a vanilla frappucino....

[Beef]

I might have a glass of wine tonight. And a hydrocodone or 2.

[LilSooner]

Just got my ticket punched...one way...

and I'm taking the LIT Express...WOO HOO it's Happy HOur beyonces!

I learned my freshman year at OU that the LIT Express was no where that I wanted to be.

Crawling back up those 10 flights of stairs at 7:30 in the morning because the focking elevators didn't work in Walker obviously scarred me for life.

[Ash]

I learned my freshman year at OU that the LIT Express was no where that I wanted to be.

Crawling back up those 10 flights of stairs at 7:30 in the morning because the focking elevators didn't work in Walker obviously scarred me for life.

No kidding, the LIT Express can land you in the Drunkytown 'hood fer sure. But one or two to kick off the evening never hurt anyone!

:D

[JohnnyMack]

Bottle of Cab gettin' ready to get opened.

[Ash]

Does that mean fast and no hassle?

Actually, it means you should take about a 6 hour drive south by southwest and have a few and then have some...*ahem*...fun.

[Octavian]

I learned my freshman year at OU that the LIT Express was no where that I wanted to be.

Crawling back up those 10 flights of stairs at 7:30 in the morning because the focking elevators didn't work in Walker obviously scarred me for life.


talk about hearing a familiar story :D

those damn elevators always screwed up..

[King Crimson]

couple beers tonight. maybe a tumbler of Maker's.

[soonerboomer93]

I was always glad I lived on the 4th floor

[Howzit]

I might have a glass of wine tonight. And a hydrocodone or 2.

don't forget your friends...


Pacifico numero uno...but I gotsa run in the morning so I don't think I can put both feet onboard.

[JohnnyMack]

I gotsa run in the morning so I don't think I can put both feet onboard.

*****.

[Howzit]

*****.

Not to mention old...

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I'm on board ---

woo hoo, go me, ummmm, yea!!

[blueyedsooner]

DANG IT!!! I want one!!!!!!!! <sigh>
Oh well....have one for me!!! Hell have 5 for me, I have to go back to work Monday!!!!!! ;)

[JohnnyMack]

Not to mention old...

And tired. And saggy.

[Howzit]

And tired. And saggy.
And long. And girthsomeful.

[Chuck Bao]

I’m still drunk from last night’s party. Okay, I haven’t stopped drinking, so maybe that’s it.

It was the analysts’ association annual do last night. It’s sorta a blackmail type of thing that we get all of the major stock market listed companies to sponsor our party.

This year was at the Sports Club and we had the Berry, Berry (sp?) girls entertain us.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/berryberry1.jpg

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/berryberry2.jpg

Okay, I just needed an excuse to post the pics. BTW, the female analysts in my department seemed to enjoy the show as much as the guy analysts. Maybe, that's just a Thai thing.

[Rhino]

Lil is on #3.

I'm halfway through a whiskey and coke...and a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

[JohnnyMack]

And long. And girthsomeful.

And all shriveled up with all your silver pubes and you make me sad to be a man.

[soonerboomer93]

I’m still drunk from last night’s party. Okay, I haven’t stopped drinking, so maybe that’s it.

It was the analysts’ association annual do last night. It’s sorta a blackmail type of thing that we get all of the major stock market listed companies to sponsor our party.

This year was at the Sports Club and we had the Berry, Berry (sp?) girls entertain us.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/berryberry1.jpg

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/berryberry2.jpg

Okay, I just needed an excuse to post the pics. BTW, the female analysts in my department seemed to enjoy the show as much as the guy analysts. Maybe, that's just a Thai thing.


I'm ready for July now

ooh, I'm gonna get my PADI license when I'm in Phuket I think

[Kimberlyz4OU]

what the hell.........no posts since 8:19, GAH!!

This trip sucks, hard

[olevetonahill]

Hey Portor Hey Portor
This thing has been on the siding to long :mad:
Lets let this Train ROLL :cool:

[Jerk]

Is that a ball in your hand, Kim?

[olevetonahill]

what the hell.........no posts since 8:19, GAH!!

This trip sucks, hard
Thats WTF Im saying
Ifin the the engineer dont get it Moving Im Hijakin .

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I'm on #4 (I think) - don't know, don't care

It's reaking riday night - my muh #$%$ ___ key is messed the hell up, ha.

[Rogue]

Who's driving this beast?
I've had one coldbeer and I'm ready to get off.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

It's like a crystal ball dude :)

Ain't it pretty?

Damn lood control ----heh

[olevetonahill]

Who's driving this beast?
I've had one coldbeer and I'm ready to get off.
Hell Im ready t0 get off weather Ive any beer or Not .:D :D :D

[Jerk]

Olev, I got a new toy you'd be interested in. It's an AR-15 chambered in 6.5mm Grendel. It's accurate enough to hit a tennis ball at 600 yards, and still going supersonic at 1200 yards. It has the same amount of energy at 1000 yards as a pistol at the muzzle. I got a 6x18 power scope on it. You'd really dig it. Want to go practice on the Phelps' gang? ha! I only kid. I'm a man of peace.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6.5_Grendel

[olevetonahill]

It's like a crystal ball dude :)

Ain't it pretty?

Damn lood control ----heh
Lood control ?
Your NOT just drinkin are you ?

[JohnnyMack]

Olev, I got a new toy you'd be interested in. It's an AR-15 chambered in 6.5mm Grendel. It's accurate enough to hit a tennis ball at 600 yards, and still going supersonic at 1200 yards. It has the same amount of energy at 1000 yards as a pistol at the muzzle. I got a 6x18 power scope on it. You'd really dig it. Want to go practice on the Phelps' gang? ha! I only kid. I'm a man of peace.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6.5_Grendel

I will kick you ni the face with ninja fists death before you can even get the safety off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEEEEEEEACTTTTTTTTTTCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I said my _ key is jacked up.......... you know a_ter E be_ore G....Yep, that one...........damn, ya just don't realize you use that key that much, heh

[olevetonahill]

Olev, I got a new toy you'd be interested in. It's an AR-15 chambered in 6.5mm Grendel. It's accurate enough to hit a tennis ball at 600 yards, and still going supersonic at 1200 yards. It has the same amount of energy at 1000 yards as a pistol at the muzzle. I got a 6x18 power scope on it. You'd really dig it. Want to go practice on the Phelps' gang? ha! I only kid. I'm a man of peace.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6.5_Grendel

Ha . Ya me too being a peacful sort of guy ?
I did Finaly get the cz52 workin I Now 83 bucks invested in it , Thats including a 16 dollar box of shells . ;)
That sombitch is sweet !

[JohnnyMack]

I said my _ key is jacked up.......... you know a_ter E be_ore G....Yep, that one...........damn, ya just don't realize you use that key that much, heh

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[olevetonahill]

I will kick you ni the face with ninja fists death before you can even get the safety off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEEEEEEEACTTTTTTTTTTCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I kinda Like you JM , so please dont try it :eek:

[Kimberlyz4OU]

You are one _reaking hilarious guy..........:)

smartass

[olevetonahill]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
:D
Ya puting them in place for her to use at her discretion ?

[Jerk]

I will kick you ni the face with ninja fists death before you can even get the safety off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEEEEEEEACTTTTTTTTTTCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

[LilSooner]

Yeah I lost interest in this trip about 5 hours ago.

Worst. Thread. Evar.

[olevetonahill]

You are one _reaking hilarious guy..........:)

smartass
Hel I thot i was funny ?
Sorry :eek:









































:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jerk]

Ha . Ya me too being a peacful sort of guy ?
I did Finaly get the cz52 workin I Now 83 bucks invested in it , Thats including a 16 dollar box of shells . ;)
That sombitch is sweet !

Really? that kind of sucks. I'm spending $1.20 per shot on my toy

[JohnnyMack]

Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

Bruce?

[JohnnyMack]

Yeah I lost interest in this trip about 5 hours ago.

Worst. Thread. Evar.

Amateur.

[Jerk]

Bruce?

Napoleon

[olevetonahill]

Yeah I lost interest in this trip about 5 hours ago.

Worst. Thread. Evar.
Naw Lil it just got side tracked at the second stop .:D
we got er rolling Now with a full head of steam .:cool:

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Napoleon

DYNAMITE

[olevetonahill]

Really? that kind of sucks. I'm spending $1.20 per shot on my toy
Suxs for me or you ?
you are reloading , right ?

[Jerk]

btw - im drinking Corona from the liquor store, with Kosher salt and lime.

It's gooood!

I gotta go pee now!!!!!!!

[JohnnyMack]

btw - im drinking Corona from the liquor store, with Kosher salt and lime.

It's gooood!

I gotta go pee now!!!!!!!

Im in yer terlet, about to go ninja on you!

[Jerk]

DYNAMITE

I was asked to join a gang at my school because of my skills with a bo-staff

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Corona = teh good

[JohnnyMack]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/catninja.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Im in yer terlet, about to go ninja on you!
He aint gota terlet its a bi-det ;)

[olevetonahill]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/catninja.jpg
Id hit that
either way !:)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

oh my, that kitten is cracking me up...........i love it

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Hello?? Buehler (SP?) you people still here?

you back yet, Jerk? I'm a thinking we might have some trouble, heh

[Jerk]

I love cats!

Anyone want to trade recipes?

[Kimberlyz4OU]

one, two, three..............breathe

one, two, three............breath

I'm trying to remember my CPR class, damn it........it might be 5:1....i don't remember

[Jerk]

I found the terlet. It was in teh batchroom

[Kimberlyz4OU]

oh noooooooo

not cat recipes, i'm thinking you might have misunderstood, ha ha

[Jerk]

Corona = teh good

It sure beats the hell out of that 'Natural Lite' crap;)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

i'm really not a cat person............but i loves my dogs. I have one weinie dog and 2 corgis (they are precious)

[Jerk]

I have a 103 pound doofus and 3 cats

[Kimberlyz4OU]

corona lite is not that bad either - damn it, i've got to get a new keyboard. it's not cuz i've been drinking either - this one is STUPID

[olevetonahill]

It sure beats the hell out of that 'Natural Lite' crap;)
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
as I go for 2 more

[Kimberlyz4OU]

ummmm. lemme see.........doo_us, what kind o_ animal would that be? ha

dammit

[Jerk]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
as I go for 2 more


You know I'm just fuggin with ya:D

[Kimberlyz4OU]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
as I go for 2 more


ha -
gotta go pee.........hold on

[olevetonahill]

corona lite is not that bad either - damn it, i've got to get a new keyboard. it's not cuz i've been drinking either - this one is STUPID
You sure it aint the driver ?

[Jerk]

ummmm. lemme see.........doo_us, what kind o_ animal would that be? ha

dammit

That would be..."It's Mr. ALL ABOUT ME" Brodee

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8144/picture003zr4.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/122/phot0015ch4.jpg

[olevetonahill]

ha -
gotta go pee.........hold on
A real drunkytown train rider keeps a **** bucket by the seat and and an ample supply of Beer . :D :D :D

[olevetonahill]

You know I'm just fuggin with ya:D
Hell I forgot the ;)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

ddriver my ***.........hell no, it ain't the driver........:)

Jerk, he's gorgeous, does he just love to pose with the guns, or what?

[Jerk]

A real drunkytown train rider keeps a **** bucket by the seat and and an ample supply of Beer . :D :D :D

That would be a 'no go' with the wife. Peeing out the back porch is also frowned upon.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

#5 biznachos!!!

[Jerk]

Brodee is a redneck and a gun nut,

[olevetonahill]

ddriver my ***.........hell no, it ain't the driver........:)

Jerk, he's gorgeous, does he just love to pose with the guns, or what?
Hes the mother****er that will keep anyone from going Ninja wihlie he gets the safty Off .:D :D :D

[Jerk]

Hes the mother****er that will keep anyone from going Ninja wihlie he gets the safty Off .:D :D :D

The dog is here to protect the home and the family.

The guns are to protect the dog :texan:

[olevetonahill]

That would be a 'no go' with the wife. Peeing out the back porch is also frowned upon.
send her azz to bed ! what kinda Real Man are you ? ;)

[olevetonahill]

The dog is here to protect the home and the family.

The guns are to protect the dog :texan:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jerk]

send her azz to bed ! what kinda Real Man are you ? ;)

My wife is the queen here. I have no power what-so-ever. She's tolerant of my guns. She even knows how to pick them up and move them out of the way when she needs to get around.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

ha..my hubby tried to teach me how to use a gun one time. i told him hat guns scare me....i would have to just bs the heck out o_ someone with a gun that was unloaded, i don't do the loaded kind

[olevetonahill]

Hey Jerk
a Bird update for you
He sits On my shoulder grooms my beard and says BOOMER
I am Now working On him to go BOOMER ****ING SOONER .:D :D :D :D

[Jerk]

ha..my hubby tried to teach me how to use a gun one time. i told him hat guns scare me....i would have to just bs the heck out o_ someone with a gun that was unloaded, i don't do the loaded kind

They're fairly simple, really. They're kind of like a 'point and click' interface on your computer.

[olevetonahill]

ha..my hubby tried to teach me how to use a gun one time. i told him hat guns scare me....i would have to just bs the heck out o_ someone with a gun that was unloaded, i don't do the loaded kind
Dumb asz husband , Ive been real damn glad my exs didnt Know how to use a gun !:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Jerk]

Hey Jerk
a Bird update for you
He sits On my shoulder grooms my beard and says BOOMER
I am Now working On him to go BOOMER ****ING SOONER .:D :D :D :D

Dude, I am so glad he has a good home!

[olevetonahill]

They're fairly simple, really. They're kind of like a 'point and click' interface on your computer.
SHHHHHH
damit , ya wanta get her hubby kilt when he comes in drunk smelling like Punanny ? :eek:

[Jerk]

SHHHHHH
damit , ya wanta get her hubby kilt when he comes in drunk smelling like Punanny ? :eek:

damnit man:D

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Dumb asz husband , Ive been real damn glad my exs didnt Know how to use a gun !:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

color me silly - but i'm thinking he's not really skeert o_ me:cool:

[Jerk]

Yall have a good night.

I

Am

Toasted

[Kimberlyz4OU]

SHHHHHH
damit , ya wanta get her hubby kilt when he comes in drunk smelling like Punanny ? :eek:

Not gonna happen, he knows how good he has it, we've been married 22 years! :)

[olevetonahill]

Dude, I am so glad he has a good home!
he is spoild , I make Pancakes he gets a small one just for him , Biscuits ( which I make from scratch ) same thing .
He sees me in the Kitchen Hes Yelling wanting his share :D
Had some folks come up today wanting to buy some of my land , I was Outside on my deck talking to em , Bird Is yelling his asz off . I had to come back inside and get him On my shoulder so I could hear these ****ers . :D
I love him a lot

[Kimberlyz4OU]

good nite Jerk........sleep tight

[olevetonahill]

good nite Jerk........sleep tight
Yup ,cept I hope its tite ! ;)

[olevetonahill]

Well hell Kim , we gotta her to 5 pgs befor the train wreck . :eek:

[Kimberlyz4OU]

ha ha...........there wasn't no train wreck, hell no! we don't do no stinking train wrecks :)

[olevetonahill]

ha ha...........there wasn't no train wreck, hell no! we don't do no stinking train wrecks :)
Then get to postin Or Ill go play poker . :P

[Kimberlyz4OU]

oh my ...........that's some pressure!

I absolutely LOVE to play poker tho - 5 card draw - the purest _orm o_ poker

[royalfan5]

oh my ...........that's some pressure!

I absolutely LOVE to play poker tho - 5 card draw - the purest _orm o_ poker
pitch>war(the card game)>poker

[Kimberlyz4OU]

okay....pitch, yes
war..........no

ha
but I love me some poker

[olevetonahill]

okay....pitch, yes
war..........no

ha
but I love me some poker
thats always been My Fav also .;) :D

[Kimberlyz4OU]

okay, well, i guess i'm going to be goin to bed now..........or watching some basketball, or soemthing..........g'nite.......later

[olevetonahill]

nite

[Newbomb Turk]

Vet - Hang on till 12:30. I'll be home then and ready to hit the d-town express.

[Howzit]

And all shriveled up with all your silver pubes and you make me sad to be a man.

Nuh uh...I manscape.

And BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on the you being a man part.

[Howzit]

never mind.

Sir Peachfuzz is prolly long-gone for beddy-bye...

[SicEmBaylor]

never mind.

Sir Peachfuzz is prolly long-gone for beddy-bye...

You rang?

[tommieharris91]

Pitch???:confused::confused::confused:

[Newbomb Turk]

late start for me - I'm on my 1st.

[Fraggle145]

Im at the OU biostation drunk as ballz... thot I shud ring in... lovely nite on texoma

[william_brasky]

ha ha...am I too late for the express?

just got back from various establishments and am eating two corny dogs. life is good.

[olevetonahill]

late start for me - I'm on my 1st.
Im back I was playin poker

[Fraggle145]

ha ha...am I too late for the express?

just got back from various establishments and am eating two corny dogs. life is good.

heh. but did you get some good ole' red neck experience at last call in Kingston/Willis, OK? I think not.

I am cold as a penguin in antarctica. :cool:

[olevetonahill]

The DTE has just been idling at the staition !:pop:
ALL ABOARD :D

[JohnnyMack]

never mind.

Sir Peachfuzz is prolly long-gone for beddy-bye...

Yes it is kinda peachfuzzy right now. Time to shave.

[soonerboomer93]

Okay it's saturday night, almost 11 here. I had a couple OB's with dinner (better then hite, whooo hooo) took my nap, now i'm about to clean up and head out

[slickdawg]

How many of you ate that bad dog food? Vomiting, frequent urination, diahrrea - sounds like DTE results to me.

[Zbird]

I love cats!

Anyone want to trade recipes?

I pefer mine microwaved about 10 minutes...................

(Preferably in someone else's microwave. The last truckload of micrawaves I boughty is empty.) :D

[Zbird]

I have a 103 pound doofus and 3 cats

Yah, but what's for dinner next weeek?