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SoonerStormchaser
3/22/2007, 03:21 PM
That talking bush outside promised me a promotion to Colonel if I pruned it. :eek:


I'm still waiting!:twinkies: :pop:
Vaevictis
3/22/2007, 03:22 PM
... it didn't specify WHEN, did it?
IronSooner
3/22/2007, 03:23 PM
How's the chicken frying coming?
Vaevictis
3/22/2007, 03:31 PM
Besides, was it on fire without burning? If it wasn't on fire without burning, it was your own fool fault for listening to it. Everybody knows that it's only the bushes that are on fire without burning that keep their word.

The other ones, well, you're just a crazy mother****er if a bush that isn't on fire without burning is talking to you.
SoonerStormchaser
3/22/2007, 03:40 PM
It was also saying something about Fifteen...err...ten commandments.
crawfish
3/22/2007, 03:44 PM
That talking bush outside promised me a promotion to Colonel if I pruned it. :eek:

Would that be Colonel...Angus?
OklahomaTuba
3/22/2007, 04:32 PM
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/91106_3.jpg

PNAC!!!!!!!!!
SoonerProphet
3/22/2007, 04:39 PM
AIPAC
SoonerStormchaser
3/22/2007, 05:48 PM
To the PNAC:

**** off dip****!
StoopTroup
3/22/2007, 05:53 PM
Soon as the bush opened his mouth...

You should have known.