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mdklatt
3/21/2007, 03:40 PM
That can't be what I think it is. No way in hell. There's a perfectly logical explanation. It's gotta be...hair conditioner. Yeah, that's it. Hair conditioner. It's perfectly normal to see a blob of hair conditioner in a bathroom. Maybe not in a public bathroom, and not on a urinal...but that's got to be what it is, right? RIGHT???


Mother****ing mother****er.

WORST. WORK BATHROOM. EVER. :eek: :mad:
yermom
3/21/2007, 03:41 PM
what? no pics?
Petro-Sooner
3/21/2007, 03:45 PM
HA Reminds me of a story. Last summer at field camp sadly one of the professors had to have a discussion with the guys about some "hair conditioner" found in the showers. They were told to go out in the woods to, you know.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 03:45 PM
what? no pics?

NO! NO PICS!!! :eek:

(No camera, and I am NEVER going back in there.)
OUDoc
3/21/2007, 03:47 PM
You should at least feel more relaxed now.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 03:47 PM
They were told to go out int he woods to, you know.


Great, that's all I need--seeing some dude flogging the dolphin in the woods outside my office.
Widescreen
3/21/2007, 03:49 PM
Maybe it was hair gel.

http://content.flixster.com/photo/44/66/26/4466266_gal.jpg
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 03:53 PM
Maybe it was hair gel.


Sweet pope on a rope, I hope so. Not something you normally see at the urinal, but the alternative is too horrible to contemplate. That's what I'm going with. Hair gel.

It was just hair gel. It was just hair gel. It was just hair gel. It was just hair gel. I was just hair gel...
Petro-Sooner
3/21/2007, 03:56 PM
Could it have been a loogie?
Mixer!
3/21/2007, 03:57 PM
:les: THAT'S NOT TAPIOCA!
Osce0la
3/21/2007, 03:58 PM
Could it have been a loogie?
well then there would be no need to start this thread now would there...
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 03:59 PM
Could it have been a loogie?

That was my initial thought, but if it was it was one helluva viscous loogie.
King Crimson
3/21/2007, 04:11 PM
maybe it's on this thread that Newbomb Turk and soonerus can lecture me on what is a "classic"....
sanantoniosooner
3/21/2007, 04:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37-YOENBrdI
yermom
3/21/2007, 04:26 PM
now you know what you must do :D
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 04:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37-YOENBrdI

Not their best work.
stoopified
3/21/2007, 04:45 PM
Sadly only now do I realize I should have avoided this thread.
Hamhock
3/21/2007, 04:50 PM
That was my initial thought, but if it was it was one helluva viscous loogie.

me thinks thou dost protest too much :texan:
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 05:08 PM
me thinks thou dost protest too much :texan:

Are you implying that I am prevaricating? Believe me, I wish I was. The first floor men's room in this building has been a constant source of horror for the past several years.

I don't really think it is what it looks like, but so help me it does look suspicious. Ew.
Fraggle145
3/21/2007, 05:24 PM
One of my buddies who worked for borders walked in on a guy (customer) beatin' the baby seal in the bathroom mirror...
yermom
3/21/2007, 05:33 PM
a buddy of mine had his suitemate in the dorms get caught in the middle of the bathroom floor roughing up the suspect
sanantoniosooner
3/21/2007, 07:01 PM
I caught my brother about 25 years ago.

We have never spoke of the event.
1stTimeCaller
3/21/2007, 07:11 PM
[sto]Sounds like someone left some baby batter on the urinal[/statingthe obvious]

did you taste it?
Rogue
3/21/2007, 07:12 PM
I hope you feel better for starting this thread. I know I feel worse for having read it.
mdklatt
3/21/2007, 08:33 PM
I know I feel worse for having read it.

That's what it's all about. Spread the misery.
OUinFLA
3/21/2007, 08:49 PM
That's what it's all about. Spread the misery.

Would you try to keep from spreading any of it in the public bathrooms I frequent here in Florida?
I think you would know by now, that's something best done in your own home while your alone.
You can ask tbl for some flick references that might hasten your ..... uh... project.